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Penny and I were talking, and after an innocent joke on her part, we came to a revelation. Now, here me out on this, as it makes too much sense.

Okay, so it shouldn't be any secret that I consider Tom the reason Gamedays started. So, with that idea, here we go:

Once upon a time, Matt (I'm a woman in this scenario) and Tom were friends. Matt dated around, and eventually, Tom fell for her (ew!). They married and lived several years happily (EW!). Then, one fateful day, Tom forgot to use protection (asking about playing Hunter on the 'Cube with Chesca). James (sperm) suddenly worked his way out and asked "Oh, video games! I want to play!" (ejaculation). Having an unfertilized egg (Chesca) was a recipe for something great. And thus, Gameday was born.

Mother Matt and Father Tom raised Gameday finely. Young Gameday grew and learned and grew more. Then, one day, Gameday took upon the hobby of RPing. Mother was all for this, but Father had his doubts. Not wanting to disrupt Gameday's fun, however, Father went along with it. And so, Gameday made new friends and grew even more.

Then, one day, Mother met another (Penny). Mother and Penny clicked, and Father picked up on this. Fearing his place, Father tried to sabotage it. He tried to drive Penny away by being weird and creepy ("how are your dogs?") Unfortunately for Father, it didn't work, and actually backfired. Father then began to drink heavily (video games) and blame it on Gameday and Mother ("You guys were ignoring me!").

Then, the inevitable happened; Mother and Penny had an affair. Mother saw teh light and wanted a divorce from Father. Father was, at first, very upset (Sunday of DOOM). Eventually, though, Father realized that the only way he would be able to continue to see Mother and his child was to go along with it on good-terms. But all was not so simple.

Father began to drink more heavily and even began to abuse Gameday ("Nobody pays attention to me! I'm so depressed! Life is woe!"). And so, eventually, Mother filed a restraining order.

And there you have it. The philosophical version of Gamedays.

Tom knocked me up, became an abusive alcoholic, and now owes us a LOT of child-support money! Creepy? Yes. True? Too much.

hahahahah such a tangled web of a soap opera this is becoming.




the lies........the deceit...............THE DECEPTION blaugh

Well, this is the most disturbing analogy I've heard in a while. Ew.

lol its so odd to hear you guys talk about him and the creepy stuff hes done mainly because i see him like ALL OF THE TIME outside on campus sweatdrop gonk

yeesh

oh, god i wish i was there to see just a lil bit of the opera lol, would have been quite a show. it deff would have been awkward tho i admit, and sometimes i dont do so well in awkward situations lol

and that.......would be such an awkward situation lol although that would have been interesting to see as well. a standoff to remember.

...I have nothing to say...because I thought it was hilarious, plus it...I have nothing to say. sweatdrop

Speak for yourself. rofl