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 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:05 am
So I'm watching TV all day today while on Gaia - I decided that early this morning, and I'm doing well so far - and I was inspired to make this thread because I just heard the funniest line EVER: Quote: "The kiln blew up in the erotic pottery class, and there are red-hot ceramic penises everywhere!!" --Dharma & Greg
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:12 am
Erottery! -roffle-
"Oh. I was just glazing my nipples."
"Wow. You really go all out when you're expecting company."
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"It's time to take my a** out of the kiln."
Those are some Friends quotes.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:12 pm
Quote: (Van - down on one knee)"Will you marry me? I know it's just an earring, but I'm gonna get you a real ring someday. I mean, my grandmother can't live forever..." -- Reba
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:12 pm
"That was Absolutley dreadful"
--Simon Cowell, American Idol
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:24 pm
I'm not sure if these are the exact words but...
"Where's America on this thing? *spins globe* All I can find on this stupid globe is USA!"
-Timmy Turner, Fairly Odd Parents
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:10 pm
(Not sure if exact words)
"What do you call it when a guy goes gay for a girl?"
"Straight."
"Bah ha ha! Straight?! That's the most ridiculious thing I've ever heard! Oh, lookit me! I'm a straight dollar bill!"
-The Simpsons (Homer and Marge)
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:48 pm
Quote: "NYPD means I will k Nock Yo Punk a** Down!!" -- Men In Black
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:27 pm
Kaenai Quote: "NYPD means I will k Nock Yo Punk a** Down!!" -- Men In Black xD I love that one. *wants to watch MIB again now*
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:49 am
Hm... Well, this one is from a book, but it's still funny. Quote: ... He prodded me in the ribs. "Watch this... 'Bueños Dios Miguel!' " A small dark-eyed man looked up from his wood-splitting, alarmed. "They spook easy." Hobbs said. Yes, well, people tend to do that when you come up behind them shouting, "Good God!" It's just a habit, I guess. Naked
-- David Sedaris
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:38 pm
I seriously love this book! <33 okay, the quote: Quote: Test eyeshadow on all the rabbits you want. Strap electrodes to the skulls of rhesus monkeys and shock them into a stupor, but it is just inhumane to place a nudist on horseback the day after a chili cook-off. ("Was he always an Appaloosa?") again, Naked, by David Sedaris
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:26 pm
"The camptown ladies sing this song, Doo dah, Doo dah,"
"Homer Simpson's breath is strong, Oh the doo dah day~"
"Now, Reverend, I think the audience wants to hear the real words."
"But Ned, those are the real words."
"Oh, let's just take it from the top."
"The camptown ladies sing this song, Doo dah, Doo dah,"
"The camptown track is five miles long, Oh the doo dah day~"
"Very good Reverend!"
"Homer's breath smells baaaad~"
- Reverend Lovejoy & Ned Flanders (from The Simpsons)
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:30 pm
Quote: If I may insert a personal note at this point: When I was alive, I often received advice from my own big brain which, in terms of my own survival, or the survival of the human race, for that matter, can be charitably described as questionable. Example: It had me join the United States Marines and go fight in Vietnam. Thanks a lot, big brain. by Kurt Vonnegut I like this one, for some reason.
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:54 pm
"He's a HORSE - he doesn't understand 'pry bar'!"
*Altivo drops a set of keys*
"..... Well, it's NOT a pry bar....."
~ Tulio (Road to El Dorado)
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:49 pm
"Luxembourg:
An army of one.
Literally. His name is Pierre."
~ The Tonight Show
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:21 pm
lol - that's a great one! <33
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