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Neko_girl7992

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:30 am


I just saw a bird get hit by a car.... something I thought I would never see, because, well duh, they have wings and can fly.

Here's the story: I was walking up my driveway to grab the newspaper. I see a bird at the end of the driveway, one that I've never seen before. So I slow down so I won't scare him and so I could get a little closer to see him. As I get closer, I see that he's a very pretty red-brown ish color with a blindingly white underside, had very long legs for a bird his size [He was about as big as the average mockingbird.] He was very thin and sleek looking, but enough of describing the bird. I stop for a second and look at him. After a moment, he starts flying and joins up with another bird that looks just like him. They're flying for a moment, then the bird I had been watching does a mid air turn flip thing... right into the path of a car. Lucky for me, I didn't see him actually get hit... but as soon as the car passed I saw tons of blindingly white and red-brown ish feathers floating down through the air. eek

I'm standing there, wide-eyed and with my mouth slightly hanging open. Surprised, yet as walk back to the house with the newspaper in hand, I start laughing. Thinking: "Such a pretty bird... but apparently very stupid. ... ... heh heh, he must have been a blonde birdie. " [Note: I don't think all blondes are dumb, I know quite a few intelligent ones. But the dumb blonde jokes popped into my head at that time.]
PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:18 pm


I once saw a seagull watch a car's wheel roll slowly towards it. Long story short, the seagull exploded.

Angels Are Mathematical


Delirious Entertainment

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:55 pm


xDDD
Funny.
I really hope you mean me in the blonde thing, Neko.
Or Medium-Large.
xDD
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:12 pm


Still leaves me wondering, "How?"

Xumbra
Vice Captain


Sanee
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:44 am


I'd have the exact same reaction as you would, Neko.

My mom ran over a rabbit once. It exploded into 3 pieces.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:30 am


Awesome.

[.Cat.in.the.Toaster.]


Sanee
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:17 pm


Gahh...I can't tell who is posting in the toaster anymore.
-Is too lazy to look in Cat's journal-.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:59 am


[snickers]

[.Cat.in.the.Toaster.]


Sanee
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:12 pm


I prefer Milky Way or 3 Musketeers, myself.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:56 pm


-I like M & M's -

Neko_girl7992


[.Cat.in.the.Toaster.]

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:58 pm


How come no one besides me uses this toaster anymore?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:15 am


I forget about it a lot.

Neko_girl7992


[.Cat.in.the.Toaster.]

PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:42 pm


Meh. Then I shall continue to use it.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:09 pm


I never think about it?

Go ahead Xumbra. Be ninja.

Sanee
Crew


Xumbra
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:07 pm


I will.

Sexy no Jut--on second thought, perhaps I shouldn't.
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