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Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:35 pm


NOTE: You people means the noobs. Not the good people in this guild.


Well, my fiance was murdered a few weeks ago, and he was all over the announcements at school. Today, I recieve this messed up e-mail. I was able to translate it very well.

stupid jelous noob
u |_I/-R11111 wTf ]-[/- W/-5||T ]/[UrD3R3D!1!!1!111 0]/[G U jU5T0Rz W/-||T0RZ 2 ]/[/-3K U5 F333|_ b/-D1!!!!1! |_0|_ I ]-[/-3T u!111! |_0|_ UR /- BItC]-[0RZ /-||d i W/-||t0RZ U 2 FUKI||g D3I111111 WTF |_0|_


translation
You liar. He wasn't murdered. You just want to make us feel bad. I hate you. You're a b***h, and I want you to ******** die.


I wonder if Johnny can help us.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:48 pm


It looked like he shuffled the letters. What was he thinking?? Owo'''

Mentally Unstable Kitten


Sakura.no.Yuki

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:02 pm


Oh my.
He is one of the rudest people I have ever met.. Read.. Seen.. Um.
You know what I mean sweatdrop
PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:05 pm


It's sad alright. I hate him!

Archdemonessa


Lacus_And_Kira

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:22 pm


I'm sorry to hear about that Luna, I hope you are going to be alright.
The person who wrote that to you should be ashamed of himself for writing that mail. It's the most tactless rude thing ever.
Please hang in there Luna.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:25 pm


Would you like me to torture them for you? *gets everything ready*

Niccea Majeare


Setsu-P has stepped out

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:23 am


Some people need better outlets for their personalities. That guy likely ran out of puppies to kick, or shiftworkers to cut off in traffic.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:37 pm


Probably, and Niccea, I would love for you to kill him.

Archdemonessa


Zhiege

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:20 pm


I'm so sorry, sweetie! That's just awful! Stay strong for me, becuase I know I would fall apart in your situation.
P.S. I hope hell is real, just for the sake of your fiance's killer. May he burn forever.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:11 pm


There was more. After we were able to retrieve his body and send it to Indore, the same idiot e-mailed me this:

Quote:
iM SOry I DIdNT BLeIV3 U!!11!!1! loL WIL U Go oUT WiTM3????!1!1



tranlation
I'm sorry, I didn't believe you. Will you go out with me?


I was so insulted, I answered his e-mail to tell him how idiotic he was. I have yet to get a response. When I do, I'll post it here.

Archdemonessa


Etna In Netherland

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:34 pm


Wow, that's horrible. First, he insults you, then he asks you out. What in the world is up with him?
PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:47 pm


His response was been received. It was murderous, but again, translation was possible. I hate him very much right now...

Quote:
I JU5T w/-||T3d 2 ]/[/-3K U F333|_ BT3R!!11!1 WTF |_0|_ ||00B WUT wR0||G wITU?!!!1?!1!1!1 wTF


Quote:
I just wanted to make you feel better. What's wrong with you?

Archdemonessa


Lacus_And_Kira

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:30 pm


He is such a creepy idiot. The question he should be asking is what is wrong with him? To have the gall to write those things, can't he get the hint when he is wrong.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:07 pm


*walks off to get her torture gear*

Niccea Majeare


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:26 am


That is vicious! It's unkind, it's hideous!

And my condolences. God rest his soul.
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