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"First thing's first, EEW.com. Before I answer any questions, I want you to assure me that I'm safe here. I had a gun waved around me last week, for God's sakes! This is no way to treat an EEW Champion and megastar like myself! Convince me you've got it together and we'll do this. Otherwise, I'm out."

"Yeah, and they probably eat like 'em too. Fine, fine.

On to the first of your stupid questions. Winning the Estremo Title was spectacular, made all the better by the way I dismantled Mysterio for it. Finally, this belt is being carried by someone respectable, not a sellout like Rey Rey.

Since I'm sure you're going to defend him, mindless mark that you are, I'll explain what I mean. He loses his mask in WCW. After all those years of boring us with the Mexican tradition garbage about never being able to put the mask back on, he goes to WWE and remasks, because it makes him more marketable. Maybe it wasn't his idea, but if it really meant anything to him, he'd have walked. But no, he wants McMahon's money, he wants his own action figures and TV time, so he signs his soul to Vinnie Mac and covers his ugly mug once more. How can you respect someone like that? He has less than zero integrity, EEW.com. Not like me, obviously.

Everybody should be sending me thank-you notes for what I did. This title was tarnished, and I redeemed it by taking it from him. As a bonus, we don't have to waste TV time on his midget a** for the next couple of months. More time for talents that matter, like Your Favorite Wrestler, Casey Bennett, and...well, just me, really. It's too bad we can't clone me, and just have my clones wrestle each other all night. I could give you an all 5-Star Pay-Per-View."

"So far, all my checks have cashed just fine. Things stay that way, everything'll be copasetic.

Besides, in this business, you're doing that anywhere you go. It's just a matter of degree. Speaking for myself, I didn't violate seven-gazillion-however-many years of Mexican tradition like Mysterio did. Therefore, I'm better than him. There's a lot more reasons why, but that's the first."

"Personally, I'm about the here-and-now. I have legendary wrestlers I respect: Killer Kowalski, Arn Anderson, Ric Flair, to name a few. But I'm not gonna live in the past. Mysterio is the one spouting off about the tradition of the mask and all that crap. Conclusion: Mysterio is a hypocrite. He's also overrated, outdated, and thanks to me, a gimpy midget."

"Is that a fact? Hope there's handicapped parking at the arena!

As for my Living Dangerously plan, it's simple: win."

"Well, this assumes there's actually someone worthy of it. I mean, c'mon, can anybody really compare to me?

Still, in the interest of what's best for the company, and therefore best for my bank account, I'll do what I can to drag whatever untalented schlub gets chosen to a four-star. And yes, though they most likely won't be deserving of it, I will defend the Estremo Championship."

"Looking over my shoulder? Then I still wouldn't see him. I'd have to look down."