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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:27 pm
i know this thread may draw flak....cause it is is not the most revernt thing...but i was thinking back to being a youth and sometimes you get the giggles when you aint supposed to.......it dont help when
after the sacrament is passed, your sibling nudges you and whispers "Shoot, im stuffed!"
any of y'all have any of these to share?
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:31 pm
*laughs*
Just adding on to that one, it is really bad when someone complains on a fast sunday, "ya know, the bread and water just doesn't hold me until dinner..."
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:55 pm
This happens all of the time. Both of my parents fall alseep since they are older and my once my dad starts snoring my mom wakes up and nudges him ... it's really embarrassing ....
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:11 pm
once they said that i was giving the closing prayer and my friend stood up and yelled Woohoo Go Michael!
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:38 pm
so after we sang the sacrament hymn, I yawned. I'm sure all of you at one time or another has gotten one of those sorta loud yawn burps, i had a pretty good one. In response to my action, I said "oops" out loud to my mom, who was sitting next to me. I guess it was funny because she started to giggle, then I giggled, then they started saying the prayer and neither of us was able to contain ourselves very well...
It was pretty good
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:38 pm
ONce i was sitting there and my sunday school teacher was sitting in front of me and his son had a stuffed lamb and was petting the lamb and hugging him then handed it to his parental and they hugged it then he took it back and stroked its head and hugged it then all a sudden he chucked it across the pew and into the isle...i had the hardest time suppressing a laugh....
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:40 pm
once i fell asleep with my head on my dads leg and left a big spot of drool on his pants. IT WAS SOOO FUNNY WHEN I WOKE UP.
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:00 am
xp sacrament was going around and after my little bro. drank the cup of water he burped.. really loud. It was horrible! xp
It doesn't help when someone tells you that their allegic to bread.
And it really doesn't help when you refuse to swallow the water and when sacrament is over you go to the bathroom and spit it out. ((I had a good reason to do it though!! rolleyes Blessed water my behind! domokun ))
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:30 am
I think my friend Ashley accidently tipped the tray over and ended upsitting on a lot of squishy sacrament bread.
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:55 pm
my 2-year-old sister got back from the restroom in the middle of general conference, right at a silent part, and yelled, "mommy i pee! i pee!" stare yes she's potty training
my dad got up to bear his testimony and a different sister, who was about 3 at the time, yelled out, "hey look! its daddy!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:15 pm
Lemme see ...
Okay so I have two younger brothers. Austin is 7, and Jordan is 2 and a half. Jordan gets some sort of food to eat in sacrement meeting, like gummies, cheerios, that sort of thing. So whenever Cassandra (SandyBabe) has Jordan in her lap and is feeding him some from the little plastic container, Austin Is all over Jordan Trying to get the food. Hes talking in his Babyish voice "Hey Jordan can you" He points at one "Give me one of those nummies please?". Then Jordan gives him one and says "You get have onne one". Then Austin eats it then asks for another, This time jordan goes "No you ready has one!" And turns away, while Austing continues trying to get one from every angle (especailly if its chocolate chips or gummies) when jordan continues refusing and gets upset. So cassandra has to strugle to stop his whining, when austin sit down and later persists. And on a fast sunday while this goes on if I'm sitting beside them my stomach grumbling. That might be why I have trouble when dinnertime (finally) rolls around and can't eat anything because I'm so incredibly hungry. And Yesterday nether the treat incident or the dinner incident happened.
Ah yes the dinner incident... well I just give you the worst of it. Well once when the whole extended famliy was at our house for dinner before anybody arrived I layed down on the couch and fell alseep without knowing it. the next thing I did know, some people had come and I had been woken up. Also more recently we went to our grandparents house for dinner. I had done pretty well, but when it was just after I had eaten a little dinner, I layed my head down by my plate. Then my stomach started feeling "oogie" I stood up and walked over to the bathroom (than goodness it was close) knelt down with my head over the toilet bowl, waiting for it. And yes, it came. The little bit of food I had eaten that day, down the toilet drain. Good thing I felt it coming. After that though, I had no trouble eating.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:46 pm
Once when I was a decon I was standing in line to take the sacrament back when my friend Jordan starts spinning his tray then he says "Hey Sam, check it out" then I start doing it. Then I dropped my tray and it went all over one sister and we had to clean it up in the middle of the meeting... yeah it was embarassing
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:10 pm
last sunday my little brother jordan went missing hes only 2 and we didn't notice until after opening prayer what had probably happened wasbefore going into the chaple my mom stopped to talk to some people and Jordan didn't want to go in so I left him with my mom apparently she didn't know after opening song I looked down the pew wondering vaguely where he wasafter prayer I leaned over to my mom and asked her where's Jordan? She looked at me for a second in slight horror and then started to scan the chaple I looked behind us and saw him sitting next to a little girl and her grandparents It was really hard to stiffle my giggling when I told my mom "hes with Kianna" cuz he always tries to stay with her during sacrament meeting because it makes it more like nursery when hes with one of his nursery pals.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:56 am
I remember this one time when I was still in Primary and had my dad help me with my testimony (if none of you have done this, then I don't know any of you sweatdrop )
So anyways, my dad was surprised that I actually got up on my own one time. Well...I got up there, and in the microphone I said
"Dad! What are you doing, get up here!"
I also heard this story of a bishop who just called on random people to say the opening and closing prayers so they didn't know they were doing it until like the opening/closing song.
So anyways, it's a fast Sunday and this one guy fell asleep (who doesn't?). It's one of those long silences where nobody gets up. So this guy's friend nudges him and tells him the bishop wants him (the sleeping guy) to say the closing pray. So he gets up there, says the closing prayer, and then the entire congregation leaves, even the bishopric! xd
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