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 Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:35 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:10 am
-You found out where exactly the DMC office is through Google Earth.
-You blame every catastrophe on demons attacking. ....Then again, maybe that's just a sign of you being insane.
-You imagine what school would be like with DMC characters as teachers. Dante would most likely be the music teacher, scaring kids off when he plays Nevan, with the bats and all...
-You're talking on the phone to a friend who's never seen your house before, and they ask you what color your room is. You look around at all of the Vergil pictures you super-glued on every inch of your wall, think a while, and then respond, "Uh... is Vergil a color?"
-People can't walk a foot into your room without stepping on a Devil May Cry- something.
-A friend tells you that you have an unhealthy obsession with Dante, and as soon as you open your mouth to protest, you get the fleeting mental picture of Dante in his DMC3 outfit (weapons, guns, n****e-strap across the chest and everything) and you just stand there with your mouth open, drooling, forgetting to say anything.
-You cosplay as Vergil, Dante, or Sparda, all day EVERYDAY.
-You have a history of being dragged away by the police for claiming you're Dante and screaming "You FOOLS!! This world is in danger and I'm the only one who can stop it!! I AM DANTE AND I CAN SEND YOU ALL TO HELL IF I WANTED TO!!!"
-You spend most of your time teaching you pet "Phantom" how to talk.
-You actually have a character's hair and eye color
-An actual replica of the Alastor, Rebellion or Yamato is in your room
-Some points in your life actually sound like they could be from DMC
-When you get held up in a park, you try to go Devil Trigger to scare them away.
-You have a shrine to a character in your closet, or other space.
-If your significant other looks like Trish or Dante and your looks are the counterpart.
-You hate clowns with a passion, and just wish they'd shut the hell up.
-You don a red leather coat, dye your hair white, get blue contacts, and just start roaming the city streets at night looking for demons to kill. You also tell your friends you can go into your Devil Trigger if you get pissed off enough.
-You wrote your own strategy guide for the games.
-You refuse to play the games WITH the strategy guide, even if you ever-so-desperately need help.
-You had a dream you cleared a Secret Mission, then the next morning you play the game thinking you have that Blue Orb Fragment. (Seriously happened to me when I was fighting the Griffon. )
-You had a dream you were a weapon. (Guilty of this too. )
-You have dreams that you're Nero, even if DMC4 didn't come out yet. (...Guilty.)
-You had this one dream where Dante and Nero were fighting, like, an all-out brawl. You wake up and wonder if you seriously dreamt that up, then when you fall back asleep, the fight continues, pretty-much confirming that you did. (Yeah... you know what goes here.)
-You don't even have dreams, you have actual missions.
-If you're not dreaming OR going on missions, then you're shouting out combos in your sleep.
-Your friend writes these combos down, since they never thought of them before and they're really helpful.
-Mundus shoots himself because he figures, "What's the point?"
-You can't draw anything that's not related to Devil May Cry. (Seriously, I can't draw original characters anymore. They all end up looking like Nero, or Vergil.)
-You call your husband Dante.
-Your husband IS Dante.
-You say that you're the long-lost brother/sister of Dante, even though you obviously aren't, and we don't even need DNA tests to prove that you're not.
-You drool all over your controller when you hear Vergil's voice in DMC3. Then you fall over unconscious.
-Your friend throws a Gold Orb at you while you lie on the floor unconscious.
-You're in a sauna and you're about to leave because it's too hot, but then you remember that Dante survived obtaining Ifrit in DMC1, and since Hellfire is WAY hotter than a sauna (unless you live in some backwards planet) you decide to stay in there a little longer.
-You drew pictures of Nero all over your notebook until the poor pen ran out of ink in a day.
-You think about how many fangirls Vergil probably has, then wonder if he could quite possibly be living some double-life apart from what you see in the games.
-You have an entire 50-page Word document on how Vergil is indeed a pimp.
-You're modifying your Gaia profile, and under Occupation you put in "Savior of the Human World" and under Location you put "Well, wouldn't YOU like to know?"
-You kick more a** than the Sparda brothers combined, and it's not just because you're real and they're not. O_o
-60-some-odd people that say "Devil May Cry sucks" have mysteriously vanished from the face of the earth. Your friends have one Hell-of-a-Good-Idea where they are.
-You named constellations after characters.
-When the constellations actually look like the characters.
-If it weren't for your needs and bodily functions, you'd be sitting in your room either playing the game non-stop or reading this post.
-You actually give up drawing DMC fanart because you just can't do them justice.
-You threw your copy of Capcom vs. SNK, Marvel vs. Capcom, Namco X Capcom, and any other "Capcom vs" game, all because they didn't have Dante in it. (I'm still wondering why they DON'T have him in there, if they don't already.)
-You watched the entire Blade Trilogy and imagined Dante as the hero.
-You imagine Dante vs. Blade matches, and figured Dante would win simply because he's Dante, and kicks more a** than Blade does.
-You come up with 101 ways to piss Dante or Vergil off.
-You find new DMC4 screenshots on the computer, then start hyperventilating like mad. Once you've recovered, you print them out (in color!) and show them off at school to all your friends, even if they don't give a crap.
-You can rattle off over 100 reasons why Vergil is more badass than Dante is. (And one of them is "Because Vergil's lines don't start with 'And my soul is saying...' ")
-You think about why Capcom hasn't milked DMC for all its worth and started selling lunchboxes, toys, bookcases, etc. etc. and then figure "Because they'll probably hoard all the money and still leave Dante without a nickel, those bastards!"
-After playing DMC3 since "the beginning of time" and having stopped playing it "in like, forever" you finally play DMC1, hear Dante's voice and go "PRETTY BADASS FOR THE DOWNRIGHT COOLEST GUY IN ALL OF DMC!!"
-You find yourself bribing your friends to help you make a DMC Live Action movie. (They specifically request to NOT be in the credits.)
-You tried so hard to go into Devil Trigger that blood rushed into your head and you passed out, and started to see what you thought was the portal to the Demon World.
-You have one of those weird Out-Of-Body experiences, and instead of going to what everyone says is Heaven and having one of your dead relatives tell you "It's not your time yet", you instead go to what you KNOW is the Demon World, and have Sparda send you back to earth, telling you "It's not your time yet."
-You actually did all of the things mentioned here, to prove you're "as obsessed as the rest".
-You single-handedly gave a whole new meaning to "Die-Hard DMC fan".
-Your friends point out that Dante has what looks like a n****e-strap across his chest, and make comments like, "Man, that's gay." You either cry or kick their asses.
-Your little brother asks you what happened to all the chalk your parents got him, and you point to the 20-foot portrait of Sparda on the driveway.
-You actually carry an 8x11 portait of Sparda with you at all times, and when your friends say something you don't agree with, you pull out the portrait of Sparda and start talking to it, claiming to your friends that "at least Father agrees with me!"
-You stay up all night trying to think of things to add to the list.
-Your typing speed increased five-fold, due to you posting on this thread so much.
-When someone walks into a chat room with a screen name beginning with "Mundus", "Arius", "Jester" or anything with "Arkham", you fly into a rage and send them a virus to crash their computer.
-You made a list of people you'll see in Hell, and Dante and Vergil are the first two names on that list. (Guilty! )
-Your teachers can easily recognize that "Daydreaming of the Spardas" look in class.
-You constantly look at People magazines expecting to find Dante labeled as "Man of the Year".
-You take your Dante action figure to school and pretend he's real. You introduce him to your friends, and have a seat for him in the cafeteria, in class, etc.
-Your teacher actually calls roll for Dante, and calls your house to notify your parents when he isn't in school.
-Good God, you're still reading?
-You make fun of the Seven Deadly Sins, and assure overly-religious people that there's nothing to worry about, since Dante kicked the crap out of hordes of them.
-You got sent to another mental institution for thinking you're Dante.
-You start and finish the day off by promising Kalina Ann that you'll avenge her death.
-When writing notes to a friend during class, you have imaginary arguments with Lady (all of which end up in you having some firefight and stealing her rocket launcher) and wish that Dante was there to Million stab your extremely boring English teacher.
-....Why not wish that Vergil raised the Temen-ni-Gru right next door to your school?
-Your friends start an experiement to see just how many gallons of drool accumulates after showing you a Nero pic.
-You carry a small pocketknife in your back pocket, and tell everyone it's because the police won't let you carry around your Rebellion in public.
-Even after you get over your love of DMC (as if!) and reach the point where it literally sickens you in comparison to any other game, you still don't stop listing it as one of your all-time favorite games.
-You make cookies in the shape of Jester, and eat them all because "you can't get enough of killing him".
-Your birthday is the same day DMC4 comes out.
-If not, you demand that it legally be changed to that day.
-If even that doesn't work, you attempt to use what you think is a Samsara on a statue, to open a portal and go back in time to MAKE SURE that you're born on that day.
-You repeat this over and over so that your birthday is also the same as Dante's, Sparda's, Nero's...
-You play Soul Calibur and continuously kick the crap out of Nightmare because "he has a cheap copy of Sparda".
-You're playing the Sims and you find a pedestrian with white hair in the city while zooming in. You immediately squeal like a fangirl, and then name the city "Spardatown".
-You ran out of a pack of 500-sheet looseleaf paper just drawing characters for DMC5.
-You go to the ER almost every week because you tried to jump off a tower (or other very high place) and either land on your feet or do something completely badass, like killing demons on the way down.
-Your English teacher asks for the definition to misanthrope, and you shout out "VERGIL!" That's your fifth time getting detention.
-You were asked to create a Greek god from your own imagination, complete with background story, etc., etc. ....Your god happens to be Dante.
-You claim that your husband is Sparda, even though he's way too old for you.
-You cry when you're DMC games are scratched beyond repair... from you playing it so damn much.
-You cry when something really bad happens to Dante in a fanfiction... and you're writing it.
-Anyone who sees you down the street instantly knows you're in love with Vergil.
-You pretty much wet yourself after seeing the trailers for the DMC movie, fanmovie, and anime.
-You laugh at all the other "You know you play too much DMC when..." threads, because you've done every single thing on the thread, and at least three times as many more.
-When you're playing [your friend's copy of] DMC, and Dante turns around and yells "WILL YOU STOP FRIGGIN' PLAYING ALREADY!?!? I'm TIRED!!"
When someone tells you that you have no life, your comeback is: "Nuh-uh! If I have no life, why hasn't someone tried to use a Gold Orb on me yet?"
-You can count precisely how many bullets you fired in any boss battle.
-You strike random poses when no one is looking, imagining the walls of flame following your fists
-You strike random poses when someone is looking, insisting they see the imaginary walls of flame following your fists
-You take architecture class to get an intimate knowledge of just how many Fetishes could fit in your closet
-You spend a week recovering your ankle from your failed attempt at a wall run.
-You have to repatch and repaint your room from all the "demons" (flies) you've "slain" (missed) with your "sword" (ruler).
-You get shot and look for a Vital Star.
-When your disk gasps for air when you take it out of your PS2
-"Lets Rock, Baby!" is your pick-up line at a bar.
-The game tells you that you been playing the game too long and that you should turn off the console NOW!!
-When you fight using dual handguns and a sword.
-When you tell your girlfriend to call you Dante during... *ahem*
-You've etched every single one of Dante's lines on the walls of your room.
-When you're sitting in front of your computer thinking of things to put on the list, Dante comes crashing through your window just to ask you what you're doing, and then warns you not to put him in any yaoi pairings. Then he goes back to slaying demons.
-Watching mission 9, you decide to hook up your Guitar Hero controller to see if you can jam like Dante
-When you're not using it, you try to pass it off as Nevan
-If you practice a ritual to make yourself a half devil
-You decide to legally change your name to Dante, Vergil or Sparda
-When the ritual works, you realize you forgot to ask for a Devil Trigger, and summon it to ask again.
-If you pester the spirits constantly with prayers of being as cool as the Spardas
-A lifelong dream of yours is to have a lock of hair from Dante or Vergil, or a clothing item.
-You actually have more to add to the lists.
-Using the information from their histories, you decide to use it against them
-You're actually proud to say you work for Capcom
-Spending all that time in Guides/Scouts wasn't so bad, as you sewn an outfit like Dante/Vergil/Sparda/Lady's
-Poor you, that you end up getting canned from your job for badmouthing your higher-ups
-Upon coming back, you explain you were too busy having sundaes at the local pub
-You can actually keep track of the cutscene #'s
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:29 pm
And that's all from the old thread, so if ya got any more that ain't on the list...put it down before someone else does. Simple as that, yah?
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:49 pm
you know twins in real life and call then Dante and Vergil.
((I've done that before.))
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:56 pm
I've actually been guilty of paying attention to the cut scene numbers. I even saw the one for mission 9 on the bullet casing.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:04 pm
I DID THAT TOO
and the 8 in the moon
and the 4 in the banner
and the one on the pizza box
and the.....there's more but i forget them
In the 7 that forms when Dante wipes the blood off his forehead!
I pay attention to these things.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:05 pm
You can accually quote the whole entire game to your friends.
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:05 am
-Your brother insists on wearing blue, and slicking his hair back in an attempt to look 'cool'
-If you're caught crying, you say to the one asking if you are that it's just the rain/snow/whatever else you have.
-When stuck at home due to a slow day of work, you accidentally call your assistant Enzo, because of how he looks
-You try to make a ritual or potion that you hope will allow you to travel to Underworld
-If it should happen to work, you search aimlessly for my old man, my bro and I, or any other demons.
-Coming to work late, you explain to your boss that you simply stayed up all night looking for incriminating pictures of our family.
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:31 am
Your afraid of spiders and you like giant lava spiders.
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:48 am
Lirea_power_of_Alstor Your acraciphobic and you like giant lava spiders.
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:02 am
I think it means afraid of clowns. In which case I actually am irl
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:46 am
Angelic Divine I think it means afraid of clowns. In which case I actually am irl LOL! XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:17 pm
Juno_Dagger Lirea_power_of_Alstor Your acraciphobic and you like giant lava spiders. Fear of spiders, my dad spelled that sorry.
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:30 pm
Oh...okay, but it's spelled 'arachno-phobia'
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