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 Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:04 pm
*Good Times, Bad Times by Led Zepplin blasted through the hall as the few fans lucky enough to be in the crowd went wild.
Owen came down the aisle and ran up the stairs, to the podium.*
“Welcome everyone to the first annual Wrestler Impersonators Federation Slammy Awards! We have a great lineup for you tonight. In case you didn’t know, I’m Owen Hart, your host. I’ll be joined in a little bit by my co-host, partner, and good friend, Petey Williams. Today we have a lineup of 14 awards, presented to very deserving individuals. Tonight the awards are…”
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:10 pm
*Announcer*
"Best High Flying Finisher, presented by Drew Carey!
Best Dressed, presented by Shane McMahon!
Worst Match Idea, presented by La Parka!
Coolest Original Match presented by Amazing Red!
Best Theme Music presented by Lance Storm!
Best Spot presented by Mike Bucci!
Best Couple presented by Lita!
Tag Team of the Year presented by MNM!
Best Finisher presented by Shaggy 2 Dope!
Diva of the Year presented by Mickie James!
Promo of the Year presented by Fit Finlay!
Feud of the Year presented by Chris Jericho!
Match of the Year presented by Kurt Angle!
Superstar of the Year presented by Owen Hart!
Now to present the Best High Flying Finisher, Mr. Drew Carey!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:16 pm
Three! four!
Three! four!
Three! four!
[insert Ah-Ah's here]
All this energy calling me
Back where it comes from
Its such a crude attitude
Its back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids are goin
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Carey stood at the podium dressed in a blue and white tux! "Heh thank you everybody. When people say high flying moves they usually mean when Jeff hardy jumps off stuff, not doing wrestling moves in a plane BAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!" *cricket chirp* sweatdrop "Ahem, on to business. The nominees for the Best high flying move of 2006 are:
1.) Eddie's Frog Splash
2.) Warrior's Way (Low Ki)
3.) JFK (Mr. Kennedy)
4.) Atomic Arabian Facebuster (Sabu)
5.) Whoopie Cushion (Doink)
6.) Kryptonite Bomb (Nova)
And the Winner is: *Carey can't get the envelope open, he tries to bite it* domokun *it fails and he lights it on fire pulling out the half scorched winner's name.........
.........
With 33% of the vote, the winnier is......
THE JFK~!!! CONGRATULATIONS MR. KENNEDY
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:18 pm
Announcer: "This is Mr. Kennedy's first WIF Slammy."
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:19 pm
MIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTEEERRRRRR KENNEDY!
[Insert Guitar Riff Here]
KENNEDY!
I turn up the trouble 'til it gets real loud.
I feel so much better that way
I'm gonna mess with your mind.
'cause I know that I can.
Gonna see how much that I can whip today
Gonna rock
Gonna roll
Gonna go toe to toe
Drop it like it's hot
Kennedy's mic dropped down on the stage. "YEAH~!!! Well thanks to all you lesser wrestlers who took the JFK, namely petey williams. I'd also like to thank Chimel for being such a good sport through all of this. YEAH~!!!
BRETT FAVRE 4 LYFE~!!!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:31 pm
It's O Canada by Dale Olliver played, as the co-host with the most, petey williams steped out.
"Hello all, this is petey williams, your co-host for tonights events.I just want to thank each and everyone of you for voting, and being here.Except Kennedy.... stare
Next up, is the award for best dressed, being presented by Shane McMahon!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:34 pm
Here Come's the Money!
Here comes the money (Here we go, money, Uh)
Here comes the money
Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money
Shane showed up with a new armani suit smiling at the podium.
Hello there, now it's time for the best dressed award and the nomines are...
A. Human Tornado
B. Big D**k Johnson
C. Mr Vincent McMahon
D. Matt Striker
And last E. Austin Starr
And the winner with 39% of the votes is, Mr Vincent McMahon!
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:36 pm
Striker ripped up his program in disgust. scream
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:40 pm
"You will win anothe' time si'"
Said Maryse who seatted next to Striker.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:26 pm
Shane Brandon McMahon Here Come's the Money!
Here comes the money (Here we go, money, Uh)
Here comes the money
Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money
Shane showed up with a new armani suit smiling at the podium.
Hello there, now it's time for the best dressed award and the nomines are...
A. Human Tornado
B. Big D**k Johnson
C. Mr Vincent McMahon
D. Matt Striker
And last E. Austin Starr
And the winner with 39% of the votes is, Mr Vincent McMahon! *music keys up* No chance! That's what ya got! *McMahon walk to the podium* *accepts Slammy while hugging Shane and admiring his new Armani suit* I want to thank everyone in the WIF who voted for me. As you can see I like to dress very classy. And why wouldn't I? I'm a damned billionaire! I dress for success and that's exactly why I instituted a dress code for my WWE superstars when they travel. Let the record also show that my suits are more expensive and of an even finer quality than those of Donald Trump's. My shoes which incidentally have kicked many a butt are also more polished than the shoes Mr. Trump wears. If Donald Trump is up for this award next year he'll have no chance in hell of winning. I thank you. *music keys up* No chance! That's what ya got! *McMahon walk backstage with Shane*
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:02 pm
I wear shoes that have kicked many a butt too~!!! *fangirl swoon*
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:43 pm
"What? Human Tornado should have won!"
*sitting in the front of the row, middle seat*
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:11 pm
*Owen comes back up to the mic*
"Thank you, Mr. McMahon for that very....er..... Moving on. Up next is the award for the WORST match idea. Presented by the one and only, except for the midget version, La Parka!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:41 am
*Thriller by MJ started playing, La Parka came down to the podium with two hot models wearing bikinis and lucha libre masks* Now the nominees for worst match idea..... 1) Cage of Death http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=5842299 2) SNME Lumberjack Match A match filled with confusion, no one seemed to follow the rules in this ********. The winner: Who cares? The losers: everyone involved. 3) JBL (I) vs. Paul Burchill in a Cage This match included JBL (the original, not the current one) claiming to be bleeding from the stomach after a moonsault. Ouch... 4) Scott Hall vs. DDP vs. Ric Flair (I) In this match, Scot Hall, obviously drugged up, called on the magic of the nWo to help godmoding ridiculously 5) Maria's Wet N Wild match It involved Maria, and water. You do the math. And The Winner Is...... The cage of death with 39% of the vote!
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:46 pm
*"Reckless Youth" played, as John Zandig ran onstage. Censors were ready.*
"WHAT THE *beep* IS THIS *beep*?! THIS *beep*ING MATCH SHOULD BE IN THE *beep*ING COOLEST ORIGINAL MATCH CATEGORY! ALL OF YOU *beep*ING *beep* WOULDN'T KNOW HARDCORE IF IT BIT YOU ON THE *beep*ING a**! YOU MOTHER*beep*ING *beep*HOLES! I'LL *beep*ING KILL YOU! YOU *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*!"
*Security started to drag the cursing beer-bellied wrestler out, as he held his Slammy.*
"CAGE OF DEATH RULES! SEE ZEE *beep*ING DUBYA!"
scream
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