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 Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:19 pm
Lillian: This match is scheduled for one fall, and it is an Elimination Triple Threat Match! Introducing first...
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:23 pm
Doink's creepy circus music hit as he stepped out onto the stage with a wide smile.
Lilian: "From the circus, weighing in at 243 lbs, Doink the Clown!"
Doink walked to the ring waving to the crowd and laughing with/at them. Doink then hopped onto the apron and stepped into the ring. He waved at the crowd again and went to shake the ref's hand... *ZAP* Doink joy buzzed the ref, evoking a laugh from a small portion of the crowd. Doink then walked over to a corner and started to loosen up.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:23 pm
They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
"Beat it" By Micheal Jackson hits on the PA and One half of 2.0, Jagged, walks out of the back, making his way to the ring.*
"ALRIGHT~!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:23 pm
He's a Human Tooooornadooooo!
Hey, can I tell you somethin'? I don't care!
What got me feelin' like a pimp and make me grow these nails
I think their's somethin' in my balls that makin' me feel
Like I can walk, and I can talk, and like I'm playin' for real
Sometime, I give the earth a strut around and act a fool
Cause a player is so happy, he don't know what to do
I mean, someway, somewhere, there's a girl
That's movin' to you and homey, she givin' you the whirl
She wants to see me with my nails done and I do too
Perhaps a pedicure to help a pimp feel real cool
Now none of y'all pimps can tell me nothing
I got my hair brush and blowing in the hair for somethin'
Put your contraband in a bag and hide my smokes
Yeah, I'm so cool, you can't tell by my walk that I got no time to talk
Hey fellas! (Yeah?)
Think your hot? (No!)
You know why? (Why?!)
Cause we cool! (COOL!)
Hey fellas? (Yeah?)
Think your hot? (No!)
You know why? (Why?!)
Cause I'm cool, I'm free, I'm cool, what?!
P...
I...
M...
P...
What's that spell?!
P...
I...
M...
P...
That spells pimp!
*"Cool" by Suga Free played, as Human Tornado danced on stage with two of his Tornadho's following. He combed his afro, threw his comb in the air, caught it, then posed! He grinned and made way down the ramp.*
Lillian: From Niggakeeprunnin, Mississippi, weighing in at 171 lbs, Human Tornado!
*As soon as he was at the end of the ramp, he took off his coat and passed it to one of his ho's, who stupidly dropped it. Tornado just shook his head, then slapped her across the face as the fans popped. He then climbed into the ring and waited for his opponents.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:25 pm
"Looks like I'm not the biggest clown in the ring" Doink said to himself as he waited for one of the other two to make the first move.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:26 pm
*The bell rung. Tornado did a Michael Jackson like twirl and headed towards Jagged.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:26 pm
"I'M A MAN OF HONOR!"
*Goes to Tornado and offers a hand shake.*
"PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY BELONGINGS!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:27 pm
*Tornado just glares at Jagged and shook his head.*
"...."
*HE THEN WENT FOR A PIMP SLAP!*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:27 pm
Doink yawned at his opponents and began to pull an obnoxiously long sting of multi-colored handkerchiefs out of his mouth.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:29 pm
*Jagged gets pimp slapped and spins around 6 times.*
"YOU'RE VERY RUDE!" scream
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:30 pm
*Tornado shook his head again, then attempted to irish whip Jagged into Doink.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:31 pm
*Goes running into Doink with a clothsline.*
"SORRY!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:33 pm
Doink was bumped back into the turnbuckle.
*ACK ICK ACK ACK*
Doink swalled part of the handkerchief chain and began to choke on it.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:34 pm
*Human Tornado stepped over to Doink and attempt to sit him down the bottom turnbuckle.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:34 pm
doinktheclown Doink was bumped back into the turnbuckle. *ACK ICK ACK ACK* Doink swalled part of the handkerchief chain and began to choke on it. "!!!!!" *Pushes Tornado off, lifts up Doink, Turns Doink around and attempts the Heimlich!*
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