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 Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:22 pm
Sarge is so funny. Discuss his funny...and hate towards Grif!
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:23 pm
MrGuy0250 Sarge is so funny. Discuss his funny...and hat towards Grif! Hate dude, and yes he is funny.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:18 pm
Hey blue, how do like them apples, and by apples I mean bullets, in your face!
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:49 pm
Sarge
Chupathingy how bout that Grif
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:16 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:43 pm
why does sarge hate me at least im in his top 3 now because the suck up simmons
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:25 pm
Simmons I want you to poison grif's next meal!
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:43 pm
Grif doesn't know what he's talking about? Stop the ******** presses.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:59 pm
Sarge:What in Sam Hell's a Puma!?
Simmons:What like the shoe company?
Grif:No, a Puma. It's like a big cat.
Sarge:You're makin' that up.
Grif:I'm telling you it's a real animal!
Sarge:Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Simmons:Yes Sir.
Sarge:Look, see these two tail hooks? They look like tusks, and what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif:A Walrus.
Sarge biggrin ammit, didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals!?
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:16 pm
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:16 pm
Sarge: Anyone... want to guess... why I gathered you here... today?
Grif: Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?
Sarge: That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero. We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here is in charge of confetti!
Grif: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:29 pm
Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It dates back to the honored tradition when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal cause I'm still alive and your dead." Of course dropping a nuke them for 50,000 ft is also totally acceptable. I mean lets face it. There's just not enough time in this busy world to show everyone the courtesy of a good strangling.
LOL. Sarge is great whee
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:24 pm
Sarge: Hey you knuckleheads, what's all the yammering about?
Doc: Hey Sarge, do you have a, quote, "zombie plan", unquote?
Sarge: A zombie plan? Of course not!
Doc: See? I told you.
Sarge: I have 37 different zombie plans!
Grif: Wow. Now that's preperation! I am seriously impressed, Sarge.
Sarge: Well don't be, dirtbag. In 36 of the 37 plans I use your fresh corpse as bait, so that I can make my initial escape from the legions of the undead!
Grif: Well, at least I know there's one plan where I-
Sarge: In the 37th plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you!
Doc: Sarge, you gotta be pulling my leg.
Sarge: Why do you think I carry a shotgun with me at all times? You have to be ready to act on a moments notice! Hyah!
rofl
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:33 am
Codeword Dirtbag... ehehehe xd
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:46 pm
Lol, hell yeah Sarge rules!!
Sarge: Lopez!...I...order...you...to...speak...a...language...we...understand!
Grif: Sir, why are you talking slow? he understands us just fine, maybe you shoudl try listening slower.
Sarge: Lopez! You want to shoot Grif?
hehehe love it >.< How'd you like them apples? by apples i mean bullets!
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