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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:48 am


The day had started like any other for the pretty flower girl, selling flowers to people and getting shoved around by the crowd. But, a nice lady wearing a white skirt with suspenders showed up and asked her to come to her bar with her. The lady introduced herself as Tifa Lockheart, and was nice enough to let her stay at her bar for the night. "You'd have hard luck getting a bed to sleep in anywhere else. "but, didn't you say you only had one bed?" Aeris askedshyly. "Not a problem," replied Tifa ," we can share."

Later on, in Tifa's bedroom, a conversation had ensued. "I thought that the little girl was your own daughter," said Aeris. "Oh, you mean Marlene? Of course not, she's Barret's kid." "well, I guess it's time to go to bed," Aeris said at last, becoming excited as she picked up a well-read copy of the Kama Sutra for Ladies. Tifa started to undress, and Aeris did the same. Soon, they were both underneath the warm covers of Tifa's well-perfumed bed, cuddling together for warmth. Then...

They kissed.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:11 pm


Nice... better than the damn Yaoi fanfics that Yo Cole keeps posting.

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davids_buddy_type_thing

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:10 pm


Thank you, though I kinda came up with it on the spot, so I guess you could say I have a knack for anything Final Fantasy related. I'm just cool that way. smile
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:42 pm


Well I don't care what Yo Cole thinks... I like it. It's both awesomely heterosexual; it's FF as well!

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davids_buddy_type_thing

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:00 pm


Actually, Tifa and Aeris are both female, and here's part 2(to be continued once I finish part 3) smile


Ever since that fateful day, Aeris' perspective of life in the deep, dark had changed dramatically. Every other day, after happily tending to her flowers she had sewn in the old, run-down church, she wold make the long, difficult journey to Tifa's bar in the Sector Seven slums, sometimes being aided by a nice man who had introduced himself as Cloud Strife.Every day it seemed as if Tifa was becoming more and more experimental.

That all changed today.

Aeris was later than usual, and Tifa was beginning to worry about her. She decided to finish up early to go look for her. But, on her way out, she found a large note hidden underneath the flower vase that was written in... blood?

To Tifa,
We have taken your lover hostage, and will not return her until we get what we came for.
Signed,
a couple of old friends

Tifa, who was just now piecing together what she had just read, muttered," So, they're back are they?" Reading it over one more time, and grabbing her fighting gloves from underneath the counter, Tifa grinned. "Oh, they'll get what they came for all right."
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:29 pm


Well, here's part three:


Upon awakening, Aeris realized that she wasn't where she was supposed to be, nor was she alone. She noticed that she was on top of a large pillar, looking down on the Sector 7 slums. But most of all, she noticed the searing, bleeding wound in her right hand. "Wh... Where am I?" Aeris was finally able to mutter.

"Well, well, well, it seems the bait has finally decided to join us," said the man on the left.

"Don't worry about her, Rude, my pyramid will make sure she can't interfere with our little... trade," chuckled the other man.

At this moment, Aeris was beginning to understand the currnet situation. "If you expect me to be worth anything for ransom, you've got another thing coming," she spat.

"Oh, we're expecting something from you all right," Rude said coldly
* * *
Tifa was only halfway up the tower when she heard the scream. An earspltting, blood-curdling scream that seemed to carry on for miles. At the sound of it, Tifa ran to the top as quickly as her legs would take her, shouting, "Don't worry Aeris, I'm coming!"

As soon as she reached the top, she saw the wo men she had expected, but one she also had not, who was currently jabbing Aeris with a high-powered taser baton. Her heart pounding, Tifa ran to save Aeris from this tortured, but was immediately immobilized by some strange yellow pyramid.
" It seems the guest has arrived. How have you been Tifa?" remarked Rude.
"Heh, I had a feeling it was you," Tifa muttered, trying her best to break free of the strange prison.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Now that just won't do. We can't let our guest be uncomfortable here," Rude said, punching the pyramid so that it disapeared.
Part 3 finished (too short I know, but I don't get much time to write these) razz

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:06 pm


Okay. Well, what meant by heterosexual was like... well, it's better than Yo Cole's idea of a fanfic.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:50 am


That, I can definitely agree on... You have no idea of the kind of stuff that he asks me to role-play, but I'm blocking him so he doesn't permanently scar me for life.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:18 pm


So he asks you to Yaoi roleplay?! That's not only sick... it's wrong. And, he's illiterate. So yeah. More than a few simple reasons I don't appreciate his attitude.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:53 pm


What I want to know is how many times his parents dropped him on his head as a baby. You don't want to know the kind of scenario he put up to roleplay in. I mean, male homosexual bondage? That isn't right, man. Do ya hear me?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:43 pm


Yeah, I hear you. It's wrong and frankly immoral to every aspect of the word.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:05 pm


Aeris is a babe. cool

Erellos


davids_buddy_type_thing

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:22 pm


Now there's something that I think we can all agree on!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:48 pm


Hmm.. keep writing, this interests me...

Sighren


davids_buddy_type_thing

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:46 pm


I am currently trying to write but I have a major case of writer's block. But, seeing as I have a fan, I am going to try my best to keep this up.
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