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-but you never got the full story. It WAS in the news, but each news provider gave you a here and bit there story, so you never got the full thing.

I warn you, the title of this essay I wrote about a couple of weeks ago is ''Man ******** to Death by Horse". Also, the news would call it 'Death by Horse', leading you astry to think he was trambled, or fell off, or otherwise killed.

I even cite my sources!! I tried to spell check it well through and make sure there is correct grammar. If you see any BIG problems in my grammar in the essay, please let me know and I will go fix it.


Go to this link -> Linkage
to read the essay I have made over it. It should be the latest pot to my blog, titled 'Man ******** to Death by Horse'.

DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT LIKE BLUNT WORDS SUCH AS '********', 'p***s', etc. FOR MATURE READERS ONLY.

Had to put that, for, you know, those that would try to do something horrible because I hadnt.

Heh, yah, uh, thanks- I think.
Actually, many of my teachers would have taken it and the grade would have been pretty average. Plus, I forgot to say that I ende dup typing that three times, because MySpace was being a d1*k, so that version is pretty darn rough. I got tired of typing it.

It is a pretty.. retarded thing to die of, isnt it?

Yeah, I agree with Intuicide. The facts were good and I came away with a little knowledge of the human body. Your slang, however, was what ruined the essay. I don't think it would have even been accepted by any teacher because of the title. They may have read it out of curiosity as I did, but would have refused to grade it.

And yes, that is a very very stupid way to die.

I really donn't think any teacher would accept that. There are a lot of grammar problems, the slang is just too much, and I didn't find it to be that good an essay. Sure it was funny, but that doesn't make it good. But I'm not sure you could write a good essay on the given subjet. Anyway, I think the thing that bugged me the most was one term you used. Beastiary (Sorry if I spelled that wrong). It should be beastiality. A Beastiary is a list of creatures. Like some D&D Magazine. But Beastiality is having sex with animals.

To everyone in the world out there: Sex with animals is not a good idea!

Yeah, the slang didn't help the content, but it did make me laugh a few times. Do you mind at all if I post this on funny.com?