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 Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:50 am
Lillian: This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first...
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:53 am
WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!?!?
*The 70s theme played as Joey came out wearing a pink 70's style speedo*
Lillian: From Los Angeles California, weighing in at 210 pounds, JOEY "MAGNUM" RYAN
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:05 pm
He's a Human Tooooornadooooo!
Hey, can I tell you somethin'? I don't care!
What got me feelin' like a pimp and make me grow these nails
I think their's somethin' in my balls that makin' me feel
Like I can walk, and I can talk, and like I'm playin' for real
Sometime, I give the earth a strut around and act a fool
Cause a player is so happy, he don't know what to do
I mean, someway, somewhere, there's a girl
That's movin' to you and homey, she givin' you the whirl
She wants to see me with my nails done and I do too
Perhaps a pedicure to help a pimp feel real cool
Now none of y'all pimps can tell me nothing
I got my hair brush and blowing in the hair for somethin'
Well, a girl and make and I'm clear as snow
Put your contraband in a bag and hide my smokes
Yeah, I'm so cool, you can't tell by my walk I got no time to talk
Hey fellas! (Yeah?)
Think your hot? (No!)
You know why? (Why?!)
Cause we cool! (COOL!)
Hey fellas? (Yeah?)
Think your hot? (No!)
You know why? (Why?!)
Cause I'm cool, I'm free, I'm cool, what?!
P...
I...
M...
P...
What's that spell?!
P...
I...
M...
P...
That spells pimp!
*"Cool" by Suga Free played, as Human Tornado danced on stage with two of his Tornadhoes following. He combed his afro, threw his comb in the air, caught it, then posed! He grinned and made way down the ramp.*
Lillian: From Niggakeeprunnin, Mississippi, weighing in at 171 lbs, Human Tornado!
*As soon as he was at the end of the ramp, he took off his coat and passed it to one of his hoes, who stupidly dropped it. Tornado just shook his head, then pimp slapped her across the face! Tornado climbed into the ring, and twirled around like a tornado, then pointed up.*
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:07 pm
Wasting no time, magnum attempted to hit T.C. with a right hand
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:08 pm
*Tornado ducked, and attempted a slap to Tom Selleck's face!*
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:09 pm
Magnums mustache jiggled from the slap!
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:10 pm
*Tornado moonwalked off, then paced the ring.*
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:13 pm
Magnum signaled for T.C. to come closer
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:14 pm
*Tornado was about to make a move on Joey, but stopped as like in almost every Human Tornado match, "Beat It" by Michael Jackson plays. He put his hands on his hips and looked around, as the fans popped.*
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:16 pm
Magnum took a step forward and attempted a quick dropkick to T.C.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:18 pm
*Human Tornado did a Michael Jackson twirl to avoid the move, and broke out in dance!*
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:19 pm
scream .....
cool
Ryan broke out into some disco moves of his own!
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:19 pm
*Tornado went for a Jackson sidekick, a twirl, then did a split!*
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:22 pm
Magnum went for the classic disco arms into a twirl, into a high kick!
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:23 pm
*Human Tornado danced his way to Joey, grabbed his hand, and attempted the Pop Lock!*
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