ODE TO THE PRIVILEGED FEW
Many will be shocked to find
When the day of judgement nears
That there's a special place in Heaven
Set aside for volunteers.
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Furnished with big recliners
Satin couches and foot stools,
Where there's no committee chairman
No group leaders, or car pools.
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No eager team that needs a coach,
No bazaar and no bake sale.
There will be nothing to staple
Not one thing to fold or mail.
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Telephone lists will be outlawed
But a finger snap will bring
Cool drinks and gourmet dinners
And rare treats for a King.
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You ask, who'll serve these privileged few
And work for all they're worth?
Why, all those who reaped the benefits
And NOT ONCE volunteered on Earth!!! blaugh blaugh heart
