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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:04 am
To start things off, my advice is... "When eating an egg, never think about where it came from." Any others?
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:49 pm
if your in an episode of the original Star Trek series, NEVER WEAR A RED SHIRT! unless your pals with death, then go for it.
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sweet.raptured.light Crew
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:01 pm
If your glasses aren't dirty, don't bother cleaning them. Stay in school. Say No to drugs. Say Yes to pie. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:27 pm
Big purple cows can't make milkshakes out of bread if they've eaten a nuclear bomb in the last 27.576457 years.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:05 pm
"If someone ever calls you a weirdo, (a word that is commonly associated with dork), you can always call them a weirder-o." 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:45 pm
"life is like a box of chocolates...sometimes you get the most disgusting one in the box"
sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:55 pm
Don't ever mess with Yoda. And I mean never.
(BTW yoda fans me was @ hot topic 2day and I saw a beautiful t-shirt with yoda on it and written under him it said "Pull My finger" It was loverly)
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:14 pm
Be proud of being a dork! U'll most likely be more successful in life than a jock later on 3nodding .
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sweet.raptured.light Crew
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:32 pm
When people laugh at you, don't think they're laughing with you, think of them laughing at you^^
Btw never go near peanut butter, it can make you nuts
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:00 pm
Never drink yellow water. -Even if someone says its mountain dew. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:32 pm
A box of jelly beans a day keeps the doctor away.
(Can't say the same to dentists though)
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:27 am
no one is immune to scary movies (( just saw resident evil yesterday )) and when you grow a garden, expect bunnies that eat them! if you use pepper spray on your plants they'll go away tho... ( boil water w/peppers and spray it on plants) my mum's a nut ^_^
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:40 am
A Reminder: All Personale Are Required To Pick Their Nose 10 Times Daily. Failure to do so will result in nailbiting.
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:03 am
the word dork isnt cool! crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:36 am
remember, kids! "there are 3 types of people in this world: people who can count, and people who cant'!" xd
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