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 Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:07 pm
This Is Where All The Yeti Attempts Will Be Posted. The Date in the Title is the latest set of Attempts.
People Who Have Passed:
-No One-
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:10 pm
Durithill the Black Blade
Niv-Mizzet
The Yeti fights the giant dragon in an epic battle. In the mean time you try to escape, but on the way down you trip and fall face first onto ice, you slide, and slide, and slide, and slide, you die of starvation.
FAILED
mudoru
firefly
The Constant flashing of the firefly annoys the yeti so he takes it and smeeeears it against the wall, wow it glows! He does the same thing with your body, it doesnt glow.
FAILED
RedRust
kerosene lamp
You light the torches around the yeti's layer, hoping for a heart peice, but then you realize you just set off the yeti's last defense, self-desctruct.
FAILED
teh_kibble2.0
"Ignorance is Bliss"
The Yeti loves the song and memorizes it! He even wants to meet the badn (Jellyfish) That sung it! Unfourtatly for you, there on a world wide tour, out of anger he throws you agaisnt the wall.
FAILED
mr.sombody chan
piece of paper with some of my poetry
The yeti reads the poety, and then shows you his poetry, you drown in tears of his buetiful poems.
FAILED
M3L0N
counter strike
The Yeti throws it at you, your head = off. THATS for not bringing a console to play it on.
FAILED
Ryodaisho
Chocolate milk
The Yeti takes and ships it via FedEx to My House! I Love Choclate Milk! Anyways. He then puts you in a blender and uses you as his new ingredient in his low-fat quick slim shake.
FAILED
Jimbob236
double clawshot
You Hook onto the ceiling and swing around like spiderman to other "hookable" items. "Spiderman spiderman do anything a spider can" You sing. How ironic, the yeti squishes you like a spider.
FAILED
Taishru_Alkaze
eraser
You look funny, so the yeti tries to erase you. You get eraser burns, all the way through you.
FAILED
shinwa_3862
gatlin gun
You attempts to fire at the yeti, but lucky for the yeti his yeti crabs take the bullets for him, but the yeti crab armor is tough. The bullets deflect, and one hits you right eye. Ouchy...
FAILED
Blaze97463
yetis ex girlfriend
The decide to get back together and they have yeti buttsecks. You die of the horrible sight.
FAILED
firefoxin
camera
The Yeti poses for your camera, making smexy poses for you. He lets you go to develop the pictures. Unfourtatly for you, you get paralyzed from the waist down in a car accident and cant give the yeti his pictures. He gets angry and sends his yeti crab ninja to finish the job.
FAILED
[Attemtps Are Done!]
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:33 pm
Hypothetical_Thinking
Don Rion's Mom
Overlord of course saves her and sends his dominating army after you for bringing her... You die a very painful death.
FAILED
mr.sombody chan
songbrezze snowheart
So you bring your friend, shes confused as to why you brought her, but none the less you brought her. The Yeti starts to chase you two, you care for your friend so much, you decided to sacrfice yourself for her. You tell her to run one way and you the other, they yeti chases you and eventually catches you and eats you. Luckily it gave her just enough time to escape! She Dies a month later in a bank robbery.
FAILED
Ryodaisho
The Holy Grail
The Grail attracts many people, and many questers. Such as indiana Jones, and the people from monthy python. The yeti is angry at the disturbance of his lair. In anger he throws the grail against the wall and shatters. Sir Aurthur sicks the killer rabbit at you (dont ask how he trained it, but he did).
FAILED
Durithill the Black Blade
universal remote
The yeti takes it, and reprograms all his stuff to that one remote! His tv's his ipods, his, stero, his sattalite, oh and his booby traps. He presses the "trap door with spikes button".
FAILED
greenpuppy54
taco bell chihuahua
This Except Its Your Face. You Drown.
FAILED
teh_kibble2.0
rubix cube
You spend hours trying to figure it out, after hours, days, weeks, months! You end up going crazy. While running around in circles the yeti throws the cube through your skull.
FAILED
mudoru
mini butterfly sticker
Ahhh! The Yeti hates bugs! He prances around like a panzie. -CRUNCH- Guess what that was?
FAILED
RedRust
A suit of Power Armor
The yeti thinks your here to collect his bounty! Well no way hes gonna allow that! He throws you across the room, dazed, but unhurt, you emerge from the wreckage, the yeti then sicks his army of yeti crabs after you! You get an array of bullets through the chest, so many, it breaks the armor. The yeti jumps on you a few times to make sure your dead. He buries you right imbetween samus and cpt. falcon.
FAILED
shinwa_3862
yeti convienient laptop
The yeti loves it and uses it all the time. Unfourntatly laptops get hot, and since this is a HUGE one. It melts the cave, you start to drown in a huge puddle, but then a ginourmous iciclcle falls and stabs you in the back.
FAILED
pad-fu
Mr. T
He punches the yeti in the face, instant knockout, while the yeti is uncouncious, you and mr. t escape the cave. Unfourntatly you insult his hair style, and he throws a punch right through your stomach, he then rips out all your intestines. Hey, friends fight!
FAILED
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:14 pm
greenpuppy54
Simon Cowell
The yeti stsrts to sing, wanting to get into american idle, when hes done, simon critique's him on his singing, the yeti starts to cry, so much that the cave starts to flood, unfouratly during the audition the yeti chained you to the ground.
FAILED
mr.sombody chan
The_Real_Roxas
He throws you both into the incentarater.
FAILED
shinwa_3862
laptop + All that
Ah, what a suprise, in your mind you see a huge boulder, falling right on you.
FAILED
Sheikeh
poisoned dagger
You attempt to throw your dagger at the yeti in an attempt to posion him, but you patheticaly miss and hit wall, which inturn deflects and hits the icicle, right, above, you. Fourtatly you side dodge it, but unfourtatly, the dagger falls right through your arm.
FAILED
Funky Monkey Bill
cow
In haste he packages it up and ships it to me [i love my milk]. He lets you go for bringing something so useful. Unfourtatly you run into a pack of wild snow wulfo's on your way down the mountain.
FAILED
Hypothetical_Thinking
lighter filled with milk
He trys to light his grill for some burgers, but it doesnt work! In anger he shoves it up your nose and through your skull.
FAILED
SpcyTuna
set of tupperware
He grabs the biggest one and vaccume seals it with plastic around your face. Nuff Said.
FAILED
Jimbob236
ninja emote mask
It is on gaia, and therefore doesnt exist, so you bring nothing! The yeti eats you because of your looks.
FAILED
RedRust
banjo and a bottle of moonshine
More Than One Item Which Means GIANT LASER TURRETS OF DOOOOMYNESS!!!!!!!
FAILED
Durithill the Black Blade
bag of yeti sized rubber bands
he snaps one on your arm. You die of blood loss.
FAILED
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:01 pm
Blaze97463
Dante from devil may cry
Dante is PISSED you brought him. Right in the middle of tea time! He shoots you in the face. He invites the yeti to tea time.
FAILED
Stuporman
the Avengers
They get in an epic fight with the yeti, in the midst of it you try to escape. Only to get lost in the icy mountains and freeze to death. Oh and the yeti won.
FAILED
Durithill the Black Blade
yeti sized vaccum
After vaccuuming up his lair, it gets clogged with yeti pubic hairs, he gets angered by the low quality of the vaccuum, and throws through your head.
FAILED
mudoru
short strand of animal hair
In an attempt to tickle you he sticks it up your nose, but goes to far and splits your brain in half.
FAILED
SpcyTuna
box of Frosted Mini Wheats
You and him get into a debate about which side is better, the wheaty side? Or the frosted side? To prove his point he shoves them down your throat, along with his hand, your esopgagus gets ripped open.
FAILED
mr.sombody chan
foxwing
In an attempt to conserve body heat you and your friend huddle together. The yeti sees this as an act of homosexuality and thus banishes you from his lair. Unfourtanatly you stumble on a lake with thin ice, you fall threw and get stuck underneath the ice. You drown and your friend freezes to death. Somehow you end up as ice in the yeti's cocktail
FAILED
greenpuppy54
chocolate milk
Already Been Done Recently
FAILED
Jimbob236
blank CD
Unfourtatly the cd is mislabeled as the yeti's favorite band. Upon discovering it being blank, he throws it like a frisbee, through your neck.
FAILED
pad-fu
Laser Turrent of doom
Unfourtanatly you didnt bring any ammunition, the yeti is angered at your consipiracy against him and shoves you up his butt, you sufficate.
FAILED
Sheikeh
box of tampons
He is disgusted at your perversion, and shoves in your eyes, you are blind and miserable and 2 years later hang yourself.
FAILED
MannyTheSilencer
guillotine
He uses it as his carrot chooper, "eww, this isnt a carrot"
FAILED
[-Stefan-]
Deryck Whibley
The Yeti gets him to sign his finger! Then out of no where thousands of fan girls appear trying to get him to sign there boobies, in the midst of it all you get trampled...
FAILED
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:14 pm
[Muhaha, its Valentines Day, you know what that means! Valentine Themes Attempts!] Ryodaisho
power of the force
The power of the force is nothing compared to the... POWER OF LOVE! You use the power of the force to eat the choclates the yeti gave you -yum yum- Unfourtanatly, you over eat, and your stomach explodes. The yeti packages you into the heart shaped box.
FAILED
Durithill the Black Blade
venomous assassin lizard
The venomous assassin lizard is nothing compated to the ASSASSIN OF LOVE! Wait, does that even make since...? Ah hell. The Yeti Cupid (Baby naked yeti) Shoots the lizard in the chest. Guess who the first person he sees is. Yeah, he injects his bodily fluids into you, which are, indeed, posinous. (To Humans)
FAILED
shinwa_3862
Casper
I have a friend whos name is Kasper with a "K". Well really his last name is Kasper but we all call him "Kasper, the TOO friendly Ghost, who has a weird fetish" Anyways, onto the attempt. Well, casper is friendly, and well, hes a ghost. He tries to eat valentine choclate, but cant it just goes through his body. The yeti feels bad for him and thus makes him a real...YETI. Haha, casper is now a yeti! And thus have readily yeti traits... such as to kill humans...
FAILED
MannyTheSilencer
unmicrowaved hot pocket
Good stuff...Good stuff...anyways: What the HELL kind of valentine present is this?! He wanted HEART SHAPED CHOCLATE GODDAMMNIT! Instead he microwaves YOU!
FAILED
Jimbob236
8 inch by 5 inch piece of black construction paper
You use it to make a valentine card for the yeti. But its BLACK. WTF? WTF MAN? PINK AND RED NOT BLACK!!!! BLACK??!?!! This calls for paper cuts, ALL over your body! Then dropped in a bucket of lemon juice. In misery you sufficate yourself with the paper.
FAILED
Mitsuki the ninja
lamp shade
An in attempt to show the yeti how it works, you attempt to plug it into the outlet, unfourtatly your wet from... uhh... from... uh the snow. You get shocked, the yeti throws a peice of choclate to break the connection. Dazed, but unhurt, you stumble around the lair, accidently falling into...soft valentine balloons...which pop due to the spikes below... ahh yes, then gracity takes effect.
FAILED
Madoku
smallest, most unvaluable item
So you bring William hung's Album. -hahaha? Ah well, never mind- He throws it at your head for even setting eyes on it. Ah yes, yeti strenth + spinning disk = Madoku minus one head (CLASSIC) He uses your blood as finger paint for his valentine card to his girlfriend.
FAILED
greenpuppy54
seashell
You put it to the yetis ear to get him to hear the ocean! He gets exicted and an attempt to hear civilization... rips your heart out. Too bad all he hears is this beating noise... He tries to put it back... but its too late. O well, yeti's use REAL hearts as the valentines day symbol.
FAILED
Hypothetical_Thinking
yeti sized laxative
Oh God... Well he catches on and without you knowing it sneaks it into your box of choclates... which he gave you. Your rectum gets ripped open. Yeah not only is the size bigger... but also the chemicals are MUCH more effective.
FAILED
SpcyTuna
Yoda
(Imitating yoda voice) MMM, valentines day no? Eat choclate together and
kum ba ya we should, no? -The Three build a fire and circle around it and join hands- Koombaya my lord, koombaya. Koombaya, my lord, koombaya... koombaya my lord, koombaya... koombaya... koombaya... Later on that night you accidently fall into the fire.
FAILED
Tainingen jutsu
severed head
Anyone up for volleyball? Yes thats right. You and the yeti play volliball. At a beach. You took the teleporter. Anyways, while swimming in the ocean you get bit by a shark,who thought your brown(huh?) wet suit was choclate. You bleed to death on the beach.
FAILED
Stuporman
shiny rock
You through it at the yeti, he throws it back at you. FAILED (o wait, valentines day, valentines... AHA) he then rips your heart out.
FAILED
[Did You Like The Themes Attempts? Post it in the Attempts Chat!] Happy Valentines Day [Have I Even Been Spelling Valentine Right? O Well]
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:24 pm
Well it's time for yeti attempts, and in honor of 42 posts in the attempts thread, none of thesse will be related to hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.
MannyTheSilencer
roll of duct tape
You decide to try to get the yeti tangled in the duct tape, but yeti breaks out of the tape, collects the tape, ands tapes you to the wall. Looks like the yeti has a new dart board.
FAILED
spicy tuna
The bible
The yeti has done many sins, and puts his hand on the bible in an attempt to purify himself, however the bible burns his hand, and accidently hits you with his white hot hand. Guess the snow does'nt compensate.
FAILED
greenpuppy54
The sryup that is put on snow cones
The yeti LOVES this stuff and thanks you by giving you a snowcone with that sryup. You brought green sryup, and that snow cone was purple, how did you not realize he poisened it?
FAILED
modoru
Yetis favorite flavored lollipop
The lolly is one of thosse gigantic ones that remind the yeti of when he was a kid where some viloent stuff happened, which makes the yeti go beserk. Could'nt you have used the 30 minutes the yeti had a naruto style flashback to escape?
FAILED
Madoku
A package containing two million of you
Jeez you're passing the one item rule by two million.LAZOR TURRENTS OF MEGA DOOM! As for your date, the yeti has a new girlfriend.
FAILED
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:29 pm
Jimbob236
book entitled "*How to Escape the Yeti: A Saga of Attempts That Have Failed and, in Some Cases, Barely Succeeded.
FAILED
twilightwyrm
"Book of acutal good puns"
FAILED
MannyTheSilencer
inflatable boat
FAILED
shinwa_3862
remote control android
FAILED
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