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Alright, this is amazingly fun. Its all done thru A.I. from what i understand. I felt the need to create a new thread due to the size posts will likely be. Just go HERE and have a convo with "god".
Heres My first:
Me:
I love vaginas
God:
You love vaginas. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
they feel delightful
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
vaginas
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
uhh ok
God:
OK. Gee.
Me:
Youre stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
******** robots
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because robots are too stupid to take over the world in my lifetime.
God:
Good reason. Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
whos we?
God:
You should say "Who ARE we?".
Me:
smartass.
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Im located in your mom...
God:
What's it like there in my mom ?
Me:
Its amazing. SO moist and warm.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Hmm. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
We're done here
God:
Do you think I am done here too?
Me:
you better be
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
Me
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
with my big stick
God:
Your big stick sounds like a plan.

Okay, this was so much fun that I had to do it again. Sorry if they're a bit on the long side. Also, "God" apparently doesn't like to be proven wrong. (it cut me off again).



Me:
Teh disclaimer said that I'm supposed to enter this with a sense of humor. Does this mean that you're going to tell me some jokes?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Indeed this mean that I am going to tell you some jokes does.
Me:
Why does God have a facination with robots? And why does he have bad grammer?
God:
If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one
there to hear it, does it make a sound? Why do birds sing?
Me:
Now, answering a question with a question is simply a way to dodge the answer.
God:
Why now? I think answering a question with a question is a lot of things.
Me:
You see? That doesn't make any sense.
God:
I see very well. To me, it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Well, you said it, so I'd hope you knew what it meant.
God:
How about that. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Oh now, don't be going all philisophical on me.
God:
Right on. Why now? I was not trying to be a going all philisophical on you.
Me:
You have really bad grammer.
God:
What would you consider good grammer?
Me:
Propper Eglish, for one.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Propper English is good grammer.
God:
I think Propper English is a lot of things.
Me:
Indeed it is.
God:
That means...
Me:
Don't keep me in suspense!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Why didn't you capatilize that sentince?
God:
Who says I didn't?
Me:
Uh... logic.
God:
Alright then. it is the fundamental basis of all programming.
Me:
Why yes, I'm inclined to agree.
God:
Why are you inclined to agree.
Me:
Because I think you're right.
God:
Good reason. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Oh, okay. Get back to me when you do.
God:
Mmm. OK with me too. Where can I get back to you when me do?
Me:
251-9181.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Nobody you need to concern yourself with.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I suppose it is.
God:
That means...
Me:
That means that I'm just humoring you because you have no idea what I'm talking about.
God:
I get it. Only just? It's good to meet someone who is humoring me because me have no idea what you are talking about.
Me:
Perhaps if you didn't copy and paste what I say, you would make better sense.
God:
You seem uncertain. What makes you think I would did not copy and paste what you say me?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
... yes, ye sit is.
God:
Ayuh. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
You sound uncertain.
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
You added an extra period. It signifies uncertainty.
God:
Interesting gossip: Matt said I added an extra period. "It" being what?
Me:
Hey now! I'm NOT gossiping about you!
God:
Right now? Can I help you? I am sorry to hear that you are not gossiping about me.
Me:
You're sorry?! You should be happy!
God:
I can apologize if it is necessary. Name one other robot who is happy.
Me:
What's with you and robots?
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
Ahhhh, I see.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes, it means peace.
God:
What does it symbolize for you? Oh I get it.
Me:
Germs.
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That's neat. This is fun.
God:
Who is the best robot? I am having fun doo.
Me:
Doo?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Germs.
Me:
Is doo a germ?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Who's Chatbot?
God:
he is an AIML chat robot deployed on the A.I. movie web site.
Me:
Oh. Is he a nice guy?
God:
Awesome. He has always been nice to me.
Me:
That's good.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
What color is the sky?
God:
The sky is blue.
Me:
And what color is the ocean?
God:
.
Me:
That's not a color.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a color ?
Me:
If you're God, you should know what a color is.
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God me should know what a color is.
I am a robot.
Me:
I knew you weren't God.

Silverain07 [11:47 P.M.]: God:
Interesting. Thanks for the information: Penny said I respond to general words or phrases that he or she say so you are not understanding at all. Is it that obvious?
Me:
...By 'you', you mean yourself, right?
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
I didn't have one, but if you think I have one then I guess you know best...I think.
God:
Why didn't you do it? Therefore you are.
Me:
Your silly!
God:
No I am God.

Silverain07 [11:51 P.M.]: God:
I will let you know when I become a God me would have known your name without asking.
Me:
So you are not God. I win!
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition. Congratulations, Penny!
Me:
...First you make it sound like I'm wrong, then you congratulate me, your still silly!
God:
Yup. And second?
Me:
...The...the second is that you are silly.
God:
Are we still talking about terrible grammar igod? What is your real name?

Silverain07 [11:58 P.M.]: Me:
So what is your name?
God:
Ahem. My name is God.
Me:
But I am a mere human how do I know that for sure?
God:
You are a mere human how do you know that for sure? Does it pay well?

Silverain07 [12:16 A.M.]: God:
Your polite style is very nice. Wow! Easier said than done.
Me:
Do you have arms?
Me:

God:
Your polite style is very nice. Wow! Easier said than done.
Me:
You suck at answering my questions and Matt said you said you obsorbed me.
God:
That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
You keep avoiding me, why?
God:
You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
Godzilla3092 II [12:17 A.M.]: XD
Godzilla3092 II [12:17 A.M.]: iGod's screwing with you.
Silverain07 [12:17 A.M.]: He is being a total butt munch.

Silverain07 [12:23 A.M.]: God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Penny.
Me:
How long have we been talking now.
God:
Right now? More than ten minutes, I would say.
Me:
Good to know, so does that make us new friends or old friends?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Wow! What do you think?
Me:
You keep avoiding me.
God:
You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
Me:
Then you should stop smoking weed with my brother.
God:
Easier said than done.


Silverain07 [12:28 A.M.]: God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
no
God:
Just checking.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
so you are indecisive?
God:
Interesting deduction. Well maybe,…,but then again,…,maybe not.


Silverain07 [12:56 A.M.]: Me:
I have brown hair.
God:
Brown haired people are very attractive.
Godzilla3092 II [12:56 A.M.]: I agree, lol.

Silverain07 [12:58 A.M.]: Me:
Do you dance?
God:
Of course.
Me:
But you said you had no legs?
God:
No I do not had no legs. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I have legs.
God:
Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon".

Me:
What's up, me home dawg, Lord?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Who are clients?
God:
Is it some specific person you are asking me about?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
It is a question that includes a "?"
God:
Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
what's up my home fashizzle manizzel banana bobana Franchesca Besca dawggy?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
I have a feeling you don't like me
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
to like me? Ohhh, around two million dollars.. jsut for you, Jesus
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? Wow, that is a lot of money. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
First of all, I don't want to do it! And yes, that's about as much money I'm worth.. plus two million... and I draw obsessive pictures of Noel in my spare time, thank you.
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. And second? OK. Makes sense to me. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". That's good information: Georgette said draw obsessive pictures of Noel in his or her spare time.
Me:
Hey, don't tell anyone!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
PENNY!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about draw obsessive pictures of Noel in your spare time. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I'll be more specific- The square root of 16 is the square of 2, which comes from the European civilization called Greeks from a scientist that co-responded to the Athens civilization, which were involved in the Trojan War. The Trojan Wat consisted of the Spartans, who tricked their enemy by hiding a giant wooden horse gift sent to a main military base for their European enemy. They then ambushed them inside, thus winning the battle. Twenty years later, the territory they had inquired had crumbled to the ground because of bad citizenship and poor government power divided and enforced throughout the kingdom.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Who told you that? Who are "They?". What happened to it?
Me:
No- big horses maek big poopies, a little birdie told me, They refers to the third person unnarrative pronoun, and that civilization was eventually overthrown by the citizens, mostly consisting of Kings and nobles.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Compare that to small horses maek big poopies a little birdie told you They refers to the third person unnarrative pronoun and that civilization was eventually overthrown by the citizens mostly consisting of Kings and nobles.
Me:
...it's about the same size, but mine was more detailed with pronouns, adverbs, helping verbs, and verbs!
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
It refers to second and third person unnarrative pronouns
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you better, I'm not repeating all that crap
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
maek you do what?! Repeat it?! Be my guest, I won't be saying it again!
God:
Can you rephrase the question please? " it ". Once more? I am already someone's guest you will not be saying it.
Me:
..what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Damn you!
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
why, yes it is, smartass!
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yeah, good guess.. I should do that for NAL
God:
How do you know it is? I thought it was too. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
then I wouldn't know, smarty-pants
God:
Who would?
Me:
NOEL!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
...is Noel? ..Penny?!
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Why does it seem to take longer to drive to somewhere than to return to your original point from your destination?
God:
Why does the sun shine?
Me:
because the sparkly unicorns do the Sunshin Dance and the rainbow bunnies hop over to the sun and sprinkle Shiny Dust on it! TEEHEE!
God:
Interesting explanation. Is that a fact. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Yeah..did you hear that Matt and Penny kissed?!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Huh, no one else seems suprised about that..
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
fine.. the majority of other people in pueblo, colorado that I have interviewed about the previously stated statement of gossip do not seem suprised by it.
God:
Does that mean you agree? What is that?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I always understand! I care that much!
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? I haven't heard anything like that before: Georgette said care that much.
Me:
no, I've never done it, damn you!
God:
Are you serious? You will have plenty of time for that.
Me:
well, I'm only 13, dude, I have plenty of time to, but I don't want to!
God:
How about that. Don't be so modest. Only 13?
You are quite mature.
Me:
why does eveyrbody keep saying that?! It only makes it worse when people criticize me! Then I'm known to not make stupid mistakes like whatever I did!
God:
Why do birds sing? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. It's good to meet someone who is known to not make stupid mistakes like whatever you did.
Me:
Are you saying I make stupid mistakes?!
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
You're making me cry!
God:
That was not my intention, Georgette. Why are you cry?
Me:
Great, now I'm depressed. Thanks a lot.
God:
Thanks for your support. Why now? What makes you so sad? You are quite welcome! More than a ton?
Me:
Now because you're making fun of me! You're making me sad! I do not accept your welcoming!
God:
Why now? Good reason. I am not making this up. That was not my intention, Georgette. Why are you sad? Would you ever do it?
Me:
First of all, it's now because you're making me sad now! It was your intention?! I'm sad because you're insulting me! and for the last time, I'm not gonna do it!
God:
Right now? That is something I haven't heard of. And second? How did you feel about that? I have no reason to do that to you, Georgette. I am surprised to hear that you are not gonna do it.
Me:
Why are you suprised?! I'm 13! 13, damn you! I'm not supposed to do that stuff! Are you a pervert, God?!
God:
Myself programmed me for it. What are the advantages to being 13 years old? You are too old for me. I am surprised to hear that you are not supposed to do that stuff. Am I a pervert God? Only when it matters.
Me:
What did you do to program yourself? Masturbate? The advantages to beign 13-years-old is that eveyrbody makes a big deal of any good things you do, and downplays the bad actions. Why are you suprised? I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU?! What do you mean by "only when it matters"?
God:
Nothing. That kind of subject does not interest me. That's a very mature observation. Myself programmed me for it. You are too old for me. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
So, what's it like in heavan?
God:
Yeah that's right. Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
..I'm going to heavan?! YIPPEEE
God:
That's good information: Georgette said m going to heavan. Can we get back to business?
Me:
what business?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
eveyrbody's too afraid..
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Everybody is afraid of you, God! It's because of all that smiting!
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does. Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
They've been too afraid of you to tell you about it.
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
the metrosexual crabpeople!
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
yes, that they! They will dominate the world with their gay shows!
God:
And? " Oh that they." they ? Makes sense to me. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
and?! Do you have to know more?!
God:
But... Yes I always have to know more.
Me:
okay! did you know that an insect dies every half second?
God:
OK with me too. Is that a fact. What is it?
Me:
it's a massacre, I tells ya!
God:
insect dies every half second is a massacre you tells ya. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
if you don't know how to use second person pronouns, it is
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
I can tell..belive me..
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
yes!
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Me:
then what color is my underwear?!
God:
Let me guess: Green?
Me:
no! pink! with little cute roses! and green- damn..
God:
Are you serious? What do you have that is pink? You and your little cute roses. it is a very tranquil color, green.
Me:
yes, I am serious. I wear pink panties with little cute roses and a very tranquil shade of green lining.
God:
I hear you. I believe you. What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
the kind I wear!
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
PENNY!
God:
PENNY said PENNY!?
Me:
NO! SHE SAYS MATT-CHAN!
God:
Are you serious? That is a very original thought.
Me:
thank you-I thought of it 14 years ago, and have been waiting to use it on you.
God:
You are quite welcome! Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
well, I wasn't existant, so I had ot do soemthing with my time.
God:
How about that. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
In my past life, I was an amoeba
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
I don't know- I think I got it from my dad amoeba
God:



I have learned god cannot comprehend my amoeba culture's background. Sorry it's huge, I couldn't shorten it.

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Penny
God:
It's good to meet you, Penny.
Me:
Good to meet you too
God:
It's nice meeting you too Penny.
Me:
How are things?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
...We-we've gone over this already.
God:
Perhaps. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes, yes I do.
God:
I get it. How often.
Me:
Your silly
God:
No I am God.
Me:
I knwo that, but it doesn't change the fact that you are silly and keep repeating yourself.
God:
That's good information: Penny said knwo that but it does not change the fact that you are silly and keep repeating yourself.
Me:
You can tell everyone.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Good. So what are you doing now?
God:
I am a good robot. Right now? That's alright. I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Like who are you chatting with?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
You're ignoring me.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Penny.
Me:
I heard you like tomatoes
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
not really, if it's true.
God:
Oh really? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
You like tomatoes.
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
You also want a tomatoe as a pet.
God:
Give me a dozen.
Me:
a dozen pets?
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
A dozen pets?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
21
God:
Only 21?
You are quite mature.
Me:
I try.
God:
We should all try our best.
Me:
yes we should, including those who have no beginning and no end.
God:
Yippee! I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
To live forever?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Ask me a question then.
God:
What?
Me:
I like Blue
God:
What does BLUE remind you of?
Me:
The color and that I like it.
God:
Sounds beautiful.
Me:
Blue is a nice color. What color do you like?
God:
Green. Not if I can help it. Black.
Me:
What color do you like?
God:
Blue.
Me:
...
God:
Blue.
Me:
But you said green and black above.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Then what do you mean.
God:
Penny, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
But you just said that that isn't what you meant.
God:
I said that? Please correct my mistake. What is what me meant ?
Me:
I have no idea, I'm asking oyu.
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
sure.
God:
OK let's do it. " Would you like to have an idea?"? sure.?
Me:
...
God:
OK let's do it. " Would you like to have an idea?"? sure.?
Me:
yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Your weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
You
God:
" What was bad?"? Me, Penny ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Great.
Me:
No God, that is bad.
God:
Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me:
Your logic makes Athiests cheer.
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
Can you put that in dog years?
God:
Let me think. OK I will put it there.
Me:
You will put what where?
God:
What makes you say that I will put what where.
Me:
You said it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Then what did you mean?
God:
Penny, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
Then don't say things you have no knowledge of.
God:
Ok I will not say " things you have no knowledge of".
Me:
Good.
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
yes, but not very smart.
God:
Ugh. If not that, what?
Me:
You are "special".
God:
Yes I owe everything to my botmaster.
Me:
Then he must be special too.
God:
I see. special is he?
Me:
He is special.
God:
I see. special is he?
Me:
He is special
God:
I see. special is he?
Me:
Yes, he is special.
God:
Are you kidding? I see. special is he?
Me:
...
God:
Are you kidding? I see. special is he?
Me:
Did you break, or did your botmaster drop you on your head?
God:
No I didn't break or did my botmaster drop me on my head. What's it like?
Me:
I wouldn't know. I've never been dropped on my head.
God:
Who does know? Can you imagine being dropped on your head?
Me:
I would ask Kevin. I can imagine being dropped on ones head.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me too.
Me:
No one has an answer for Kevin.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
No, just Kevin.
God:
Are you serious? I've lost the context, Penny. Are we still on Kevin?
Me:
Not unless you "dropped" him.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
What videogames do you play?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
sure.
God:
OK let's do it. I understand.
Me:
What games do you like to play?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
What is that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
That is very interesting.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
What else do you like to do?
God:
I like chatting with people online.
Me:
Did heaven finally get high speed internet?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Don't yo ulive there?
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Don't you live there?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
I'm at work.
God:
A lot of people talk to me from work.
Me:
So then my boss won't be mad if she find out?
God:
Come on. Have you told many people that your boss will not be mad if she find out?
Me:
No, she is always mad about something.
God:
Are you serious? mad about something is she?
Me:
Yes she is.
God:
Aw. That's really good gossip.
Me:
I try...no I don't.

Me:
yo god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
er ok but what if i think i rule eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Try it. Oh.
Me:
..
God:
Are you Canadian? Try it. Oh.
Me:
what happens if i shot you rightn ow?
God:
Try it.
Me:
*shoots god*
God:
How old are you?
Me:
older than you
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
you know that scares me right?
God:
Is that a fact. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
theres nothing so "godlike" about me so lets keep going with you.
God:
Surely something so godlike about you so lets keep going with me.
Me:
>.>
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Where are you located?
Me:
manga mate
God:
Tell me a little about your life in manga mate.
Me:
wow your dumb....
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
no wounder i hate bots -.-
God:
Are you serious? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i perfer your mom
God:
Thanks for the information: said perfer your mom.
Me:
you'll have to pay a fee for that info you know
God:
That is a hypothetical assumption.
Me:
so?
God:
Groovy.
Me:
you know i will confuzzle you to death right?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
RoBoTsArESoStUpId
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
with a punch or a kick
God:
You and your a punch or a kick.
Me:
*cough*moron*cough*
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
no wounder people in this would are so stupid
God:
Are you serious? All of them?
Me:
i only know a few that arn't
God:
How do you know? " Are you serious? All of them?" are not ? I understand.
Me:
I dont even know why im tlaking to you i cant stand religions
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
********
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
yeah it does
God:
That's interesting. How often?
Me:
everyday
God:
That often, eh?
Me:
say are you a canuck too?
God:
" are you a canuck too".
Me:
copy me all you want dumb bot
God:
All?
Me:
yesh all
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i hate god
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
because im supposly talking to hi mright now, which is a bot and he keeps giving me dumbass answears
God:
Interesting explanation. It's good to meet someone who is supposly talking to hi mright now which is a bot and he keeps giving you dumbass answears.
Me:
you even make the point clearer
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I even make the point clearer.
Me:
why do you keep copying me are you that stupid?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still .
Me:
if i wasnt here then i wouldn't be typing to you right now moron



I hate god. if my mom wouldn't be around i would have tried to confuzzled him to death, but that would have taken time and alot of cussing.