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 Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:06 pm
213 Things Skippy Can't DoQuote: 174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy). Quote: 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:39 pm
Jito better be getting this all down.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:28 pm
True. And I love the list. And if you want to read more, go to the Friends of Skippy page...
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:18 pm
My favorites... Quote: 20. Must not taunt the French any more. Quote: 33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. Quote: 34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. Quote: 77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." Quote: 93. Nerve gas is not funny. Quote: 148. Putting red “Mike and Ike's” ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny. Quote: 158. The revolution is not now. Quote: 178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man's body”. Quote: 205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged") And, you all understand, I'm doing at least 15% of whats on this list if I join the army... right?
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:15 am
So your going to attempt to make a Patriotic Porno?
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:27 am
Kaaaazeeee! Dont give him any encouragement!!!! ESPECIALLY on that subject.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:08 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:27 pm
*steals a trick out of Reko's book and brains both buffoons with a frying pan*
Just dont involve us in any aspect of that....I can only imagine what patriotic porn would be....
*shudder* And I want to Lysol my mind now...
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:36 pm
There are worse things he could do...like this Quote: 117. Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography. or... Quote: 145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. 146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same. Or even... Quote: 156. I will no longer perform “lap-dances” while in uniform. 157. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:44 pm
67. I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot.
Damn straight you're not. scream That's ME!
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:47 pm
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
*writes that down* Noted.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:55 pm
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
o_o;;; ... I want to try that so bad.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:34 pm
I still say the Furby one is a riot...the fact that the DoD had to right up a policy must mean something really bad happened cause of a Furby...
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:06 pm
Kaze, they repeat whatever they hear....That alone would get them banned.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:11 pm
Really now? Never had the furby I had repeat stuff....Then again..that same furby we shaved...
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