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Loki TheStampede: So, then
KazeHougekiju: sleep
Loki TheStampede: the space monkey cowboy left for K-mart only to caught a train for istanbul where your mother picked up a fresh can of beans. "Clear the ski slope!" Yelled the NASCAR driver. But, Vader wasn't impressed...
KazeHougekiju: WHAT THE ******** HELL
Loki TheStampede: I NEED SICSSORS!!! 61!!!!!!!
Loki TheStampede: TURN OFF THE GAM3, RYAN!!!
KazeHougekiju: I'm not playing any game
Loki TheStampede: THE EX3RSIZE IS OVER, RYAN! METAL GEAR IS NOT REAL! TURN OFF THE SYSTEM RYAN1
KazeHougekiju: ...dude...I've never even played Metal Gear before anyway..
Loki TheStampede: TURN OFF THE-...what? Oh...
KazeHougekiju: ...got it now?
Loki TheStampede: ryyyyy-YYYYAAA-aaa-AAAN! TuRRRRN OfF TH3 gaMe CoNNNNNnnnnSole!
KazeHougekiju: Stop whacking off to me
Loki TheStampede: Listen Kaze! Go hOme! Just leAve! I'll do all the f!ghting!
Loki TheStampede: more tar!?!? STAPLE!!1
KazeHougekiju: ...keep it up...I'll just copy and paste in IA
KazeHougekiju: that shut ya up...k
Loki TheStampede: SHUT THE ******** UP BUMBLEBEES!!! YOURE JUST NOT IMPORTANT!!
KazeHougekiju: ...Shrooms again I see?
Loki TheStampede: Aqplesauce b***h!
KazeHougekiju: Must be
Loki TheStampede: I've lOst all my gears! !?ekanS
KazeHougekiju: yep..
Loki TheStampede: But is that even your own idea?!
KazeHougekiju: wtf you talking about
Loki TheStampede: .esicrexe lanif eht rof emit s'tI .klat hguone s'taht kniht I
KazeHougekiju: ....Will you stop
Loki TheStampede: Don't worry, it's a game! It's a game just like usual.
You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV.
KazeHougekiju: ....
Loki TheStampede: Kaze, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home.
I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east!
It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me --
-- and when I came to, I was home.
What do you think happened to me...?
Fine, forget it...
KazeHougekiju: ******** TheStampede: This is a type of role-playing game. The point is that you play out your part -- and I expect you t-
KazeHougekiju: stop smoking shrooms
Loki TheStampede: SICSSORS! SICSSORS!
Loki TheStampede: !^
Loki TheStampede: !^
Loki TheStampede: !!^^
Loki TheStampede: ^!
Loki TheStampede: ^!
Loki TheStampede: 12
Loki TheStampede: 61
Loki TheStampede: 16
KazeHougekiju: definitely have to post this
Loki TheStampede: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61!
Loki TheStampede: 61
Loki TheStampede: 61
Loki TheStampede: 61
Loki TheStampede: 61
Loki TheStampede: !!!!
KazeHougekiju: I can'twait to see your Text bill...
Loki TheStampede: You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes...
Loki TheStampede: Gift of the silver tongue -- they say it's a mark of a good officer -- and of a liar
Loki TheStampede: FREEZE!
KazeHougekiju: I shall block you
Loki TheStampede: -planet my seed into her bush tonight-
Loki TheStampede: -ou want your cedit cards cut in hal- SCISSORS!
Loki TheStampede: Snake! Snake! Are you there?!
Loki TheStampede: -st of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, s**t happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with i-
Loki TheStampede: Well?!
Loki TheStampede: Are you posting it now?!
Loki TheStampede: /yet
KazeHougekiju: not yet...I'm letting you go
Loki TheStampede: what?
Loki TheStampede: Jack!
Loki TheStampede: I won't let go Jack!
Loki TheStampede: Jack! Jack---THE RIPPER!
Loki TheStampede: Come on... post it!
Loki TheStampede: Without all this other stuff...
KazeHougekiju: No its going to be with it
Loki TheStampede: End it at the Darwin one
Loki TheStampede: no... then its not funny...
Loki TheStampede: like
KazeHougekiju: keep going if you want to
Loki TheStampede: it will be funny until that part if you show all this
KazeHougekiju: might as well continue...don't really care that much...
Loki TheStampede: then there is no point!
KazeHougekiju: too bad
Loki TheStampede: you are going to kill funny!
Loki TheStampede: if you kill this funny
Loki TheStampede: Skrae is going to hurt you
KazeHougekiju: riight
Loki TheStampede: And Reko...
KazeHougekiju: *sigh*
Loki TheStampede: well...?
KazeHougekiju: hold on ya shroomer