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"Obsolete" by Fear Factor begins to blast throughout the arena and the crowd immediately starts to boo, expecting Jinx and the Krymson Ghost to come out. However their boos turn to laughs a jeers as none other than Shadow comes out from behind the curtain, dressed as the Krymson Ghost. He wore Krymson's black and red hoodie as well as the red pants. His face paint was the white powder and the black tears were replaced with black rooster euphamisms ((Since this is a kids show after all)) and giant circles of red blush were applied to his cheeks. Walking down to the ring, Shadow slapped a bunch of the fan's hands and he grabbed a mic from the inside of his hoodie.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you may know me as the Krymson Ghost, one of two of Dead or Alive.... Oh wait no! I can't be! I don't have the huge melons!" He looked down at his chest. "Well... at least I don't think so." He then pushed underneath his man-peaks and gave them a lift. "Do these look big to you? Wait is that a lump? ..... Well anyway, it's Disciples of Apollo... no wait, that's not right either. Disciples of.... well a faction! Anyway, as most of you may know it, I like BJ." He smacks his forehead. "Oh s**t! I wasn't supposed to admit that!" He takes his hand off. "And I smudged my paint too! He guys, does it look ok?" The letter "L" now appears all smudged-like on Shadow's head. "It's good? Ok! Anyway, as I was saying, most of you know that I like to do my homework. That's of course, after I play a few stimulating rounds of Extreme Beach Volly-ball with my good buddy, Jinx. And I'm not talking about school work. Take a look:"

The titantron cuts to a scene a couple of weeks back of BJ talking to Shadow by a soda machine. Once Shadow and BJ depart, Krymson Ghost appears from a dark corner and mutters, "I guess I didn't do all my homework..."

"That's right folks, I had apparently missed out on watching old tapes of AWF to foolishly not configure the factor of the great Shadow." The crowd gives a resounding boo. "I mean, I'm sorry if I've never been able to talk to a girl before! I mean, I can study tapes of them and watch a few melons bounce and get a 'heads up' on a good day from the comforts of YouTube, but talk to them! Hell, I couldn't even talk to a girl while buzzed! Oh wait a minute..."

The titantron cuts to a scene at a bar where Krymson Ghost and BJ are at a table having a few drinks. Krymson tries to convince BJ to join DOA and even gives her a DOA jacket. Then Nick Way comes in, followed closely by Jinx and Krymson quickly leaves the bar.

"Now I remember that! I guess I was too scared to hit on BJ in front of other men, so I hauled a** on out of there! I mean, how's a guy supposed to carry on a stalking fan-boy obsession with BJ's main squeeze there?" A few cat calls ensue. "But what's wrong with me? Why can't BJ see that I'm better than Nick Way? I mean look at me! We both love KISS! I have a pimped out Myspace! And I'm the Crimson King Champion! And plus I helped her! Look!

Finally, a cut scene to the Janelle Screw Job, at the hands of Krymson, then the scene of Krymson getting chased away by Jarel

"I just don't know what to do! Now I got a family after me! I'm like Casper getting chased by the Ghostbusters! And all I wanted was some BJ loving! And maybe a few bikini shots..." Shadow went out of character for a moment. "Who doesn't?" Back in character. "I know! Maybe Jinx can help me! After all, he's really good with these, 'puzzling matters'. HEY JINX!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

((And here I thought no one was reading this. xd ))

Shadow was a little bit surprised that the real Jinx came out so early, but he didn't show it. He fake-whispers. "Hey, didn't you get the memo? You come out, after we're done bashing you. At least that's how they do it in some other top rate productions." He breaks away from Jinx. "Um, any other Jinx's want to come out?" The crowd laughs. Then Shadow begins to fake cough several times that sound like, "Nick! Get! Out! Here!"

Taking the right to the face, Shadow ducked underneath the clothesline and dropping the mic, went for a couple of rights of his own to Jinx's face.

Caught up in the chokehold, Shadow swung his leg hard backwards, attempting a hard low blow to Jinx, since the match hadn't officially started.

As he was lifted up the air, Shadow turned his head towards Jinx's face and attempted blind him with a surprise Black Mist.

Shadow was tossed and he sorta kinda landed on his a** ((cause you didn't really say how you kinda threw me)). Shadow then slid out of the ring and retreated to the bottom of the ramp, waiting for Nick to come and join him.

Strange as it is Obsolete by Fear Factor hits the speakers again, and this time Nick Way walks out, wearing a DOA jacket himself. He is scratching his head rather confused. He is holding a mic in one hand, and has a rather dumb look on his face looking at the Krymson in the ring, and then Shadow who is at ringside, he tries to figure out which ones side he is on.

"Ummm... now I know one of you is the dude who is like a best friend to me, and the other is trying to take BJ from me, but to top all that I don't think this jacket works for me... I mean look at this piece of trash. DOA? Isn't that a sad thing to be associated, I mean I am sure you don't want the fans to know you will be dead when you reach the ring, although your act already is. So instead of fighting like little girls who run away from their opponents because they can't take the heat, lets instead fight like the men BJ knows I am."

Nick then winks at the crowd.

"Sadly none of you will ever know what I am talking about."

Nick then walks to the entrance of the ring area and stands ready to pounce.