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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:12 pm
I look ridiculous...After a semester of betrayal and spite from my dorms vending machine, the case of hate and sugar water was finally repaired. Last semester, the machines disdain for me began by refusing to take dollar bills. It quickly drained me of my change reserves every time I needed a caffeine boost, in the form of a Pepsi. Hmm, perhaps then it's betray began by offering Pepsi products as apposed to Coke. It then lost its ability to count, forcing me to carry pockets full of change in the hopes that it would register one in three quarters. Still, I needed the caffeine so I gave into its evil. Soon though it's random acceptance of change left it too, growing into a mindless coin stealing device. Oh how I loathe it. Yet it was fixed for this semester and I was given new hope. Filled with bottled water, Diet Pepsi, and Sobi Energy Drinks, I figured I'd try something new and invest in about 10 cents worth of chemicals and artificial coloring in the form of a $1.75 Sobi. I fed my ones into the machine, hoping I'd finally be able to forgive its past deceptions. I watch as the drink dropped inches, jamming between its dispenser and the door shielding me from my drink. I pressed my hand against the white lettering of the Push tabs, yearning for my latest investment, realizing that there was no way it would free my drink. The Sobi was just thick enough to not allow the doors to open so, enraged I threw my body into the machine of evil and hate. Now my head throbs and I am without Sobi. I left it jammed, ready to betray others. ...and I'm proud of it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:16 pm
*gasp*
THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW VENDING MACHINES ARE EVIL, AS PROVEN IN A THREAD I MADE. eek gonk
.....................Why did I type that in capslock? XD
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:23 pm
Do you call it solitude? Do you call it liberty?I told you to apply for gm!!!!
-hits with stick and gives sugger watter- When all the world turns away to leave you lonely
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:26 pm
I look ridiculous...Yay sugar water! *Gulps down* Why would I want to be GM? Writing on a schedule gives me nightmares. ...and I'm proud of it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:45 pm
Do you call it solitude? Do you call it liberty?But harry rights the gooood. :3.
And and ish a nutral partie. at all times.
<333 When all the world turns away to leave you lonely
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:52 pm
I look ridiculous...Am not... Far to difficult. First I must send electrical impulses to my fingers that, in turn, press keys that correlate with letterers. These letters then represent sounds which have to be combined to form words that carry meaning. Meaning must be combined into sentences and ideas. Then I must create story and plot from ideas. Far to many steps to be good at it. Edit: Just realized, I have no idea what that means. ...and I'm proud of it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:27 pm
All I have to say is:
"There is no problem that massive amounts of high explosives cannot solve..."
^_^
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:46 am
Sobe is awesome, and definately not sugar water. Go to a grocery store or gas station or something sometime to go read the ingredients. Or just taste it. surprised
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:52 pm
[Q] Sobe is awesome, and definately not sugar water. Go to a grocery store or gas station or something sometime to go read the ingredients. Or just taste it. surprised Water, Grape Juice From Concentrate, Lemon Juice From Concentrate, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Calcium Lactate, Alpha Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Vitamine A Palmitate, Niacinamide, Calcium Pantothenate, (Pantothenic Acid), Pyridoxine Dydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Vitamin B12, Zinc Oxide and Sucralose. *Blinks* it isn't the sugar filled demon spawn I had expected it to be. Only thing in there I fear is Sucralose and that's only because I fear Splenda. Thanks for the heads up, I'll give it another chance when I've escaped evil vending machines. Also good to know I can't actually spell Sobe. ...and I'm proud of it.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:06 pm
lol, no worries. gaia_up
(I've been using gaia_up so much I should just make a farking emote for myself...)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:13 pm
We have a vending machine that only gives drinks half the time. The other half it just takes your money. >.>
And that is very well writen.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:46 pm
Uta Arashi We have a vending machine that only gives drinks half the time. The other half it just takes your money. >.>
And that is very well writen. He always rights like that.
But heas LASY T-T
Ive been trying to convince him to try out for gm since there was a such thing as a gm.
I think he would be realy good at it.
But I think he is just afrade of rejection from you guys.
Cuz I know he isent that lasy.
T-T When all the world turns away to leave you lonely
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:51 pm
A Dragonflys Sin Uta Arashi We have a vending machine that only gives drinks half the time. The other half it just takes your money. >.>
And that is very well writen. He always rights like that.
But heas LASY T-T
Ive been trying to convince him to try out for gm since there was a such thing as a gm.
I think he would be realy good at it.
But I think he is just afrade of rejection from you guys.
Cuz I know he isent that lasy.
T-T When all the world turns away to leave you lonely
I, personally, like his writing style. So I agree, he should try out for GM. *nodnod*
(I shouldn't though, too busy, and I hate my writing. >.> )
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:54 pm
Uta Arashi A Dragonflys Sin Uta Arashi We have a vending machine that only gives drinks half the time. The other half it just takes your money. >.>
And that is very well writen. He always rights like that.
But heas LASY T-T
Ive been trying to convince him to try out for gm since there was a such thing as a gm.
I think he would be realy good at it.
But I think he is just afrade of rejection from you guys.
Cuz I know he isent that lasy.
T-T When all the world turns away to leave you lonely
I, personally, like his writing style. So I agree, he should try out for GM. *nodnod*
(I shouldn't though, too busy, and I hate my writing. >.> )(I was gona, then I got to much IRL drama to right anything that wasent 100% depressing)
Thats because HE NEVER POSTS IN THE GUILD INLESS I MAKE HIM!!
or say something about him.
He ish constentley lurking though.
It is scaaaary sometimes.
But not now, heas at class till 830
=D When all the world turns away to leave you lonely
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:57 pm
A Dragonflys Sin Uta Arashi A Dragonflys Sin Uta Arashi We have a vending machine that only gives drinks half the time. The other half it just takes your money. >.>
And that is very well writen. He always rights like that.
But heas LASY T-T
Ive been trying to convince him to try out for gm since there was a such thing as a gm.
I think he would be realy good at it.
But I think he is just afrade of rejection from you guys.
Cuz I know he isent that lasy.
T-T When all the world turns away to leave you lonely
I, personally, like his writing style. So I agree, he should try out for GM. *nodnod*
(I shouldn't though, too busy, and I hate my writing. >.> )(I was gona, then I got to much IRL drama to right anything that wasent 100% depressing)
Thats because HE NEVER POSTS IN THE GUILD INLESS I MAKE HIM!!
or say something about him.
He ish constentley lurking though.
It is scaaaary sometimes.
But not now, heas at class till 830
=D When all the world turns away to leave you lonely
Lurkers are creepy. >.> Though I'm also a lurker.
Uh...bribe him?
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