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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:57 pm
Here's a place to post all sorts of quotes because hey, who doesn't love a good quote? Well maybe clay pigeons don't, because "clay pigeons are ********!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:59 pm
"My name is Pierre. I come from Paris. I have come to have sex with your family."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:03 pm
"This bloke who pinned a note on a door, saying "Hang on a minute!" But in German, so: 'Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religione!' He was from everywhere."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:06 pm
"Get your tongue out of my egg!" -Me, shouting at my mommy
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:24 pm
if you feel froggy...jump
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:16 pm
"Your giving me thoughtless socks!" - I said that to my mom.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:35 pm
"You're wearing two different coloured socks."
"Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:06 pm
"I like your socks."
"Thanks, I have a pair just like it in my drawer."
That's what I say when anyone comments on me wearing two different colored socks.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:08 pm
1 million hail marys don't add up to 1 oh, s**t!....told to me by a former catholic
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:11 pm
"Why don't you shut up?" - I say that sometimes to my older brother, when he acts like an idiot.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:13 pm
"Can it, Tuna."
I say that to my friend, whose nickname is Fishboy, when he's being a total idiot. Which happens a lot.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:18 pm
"Forgive me father, for I did an original sin, I poked a badger with a spoon"
"Ah, I've never heard of that one before, 5 hail mary's and two hello dolly's, alright."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:23 pm
"Are you deaf?"
"It's Groban, I'm allowed to do that."
-Hippo and his daddy, after Hippo decided to blast the car radio when le Josh came on.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:29 pm
"I didn't do it, I was in the bathroom when it happened!" - My friend when something bad happens. (I have a diffrent friend nick-named Fishboy! An I don't know who you're talking about.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:34 pm
"I had enough of these mother ***king snakes on this mother ***king plane!" - My older brother told me that joke. If anyone has ever watched, Snakes on a Plane, this quote might sound a little familar, with out the words, mother or ***king.
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