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xBloodmancerx Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:28 pm
Imagine for a second what would the Naruto Characters never say in the Naruto Anime XD
Asuma
* · "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
* · "I quit smoking a month ago."
Choji
* · "No thanks Shino I'm not hungry."
* · "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
* · "Oooooh no not another bite."
* · "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."
Gai
* · "That's it I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."
Gaara
* · "I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it."
* · "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"
Haku
* · "I hate you Zabuza, shove it."
* · "Wow I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."
Hinata
* · "I love you Neji."
* · "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"
Ino
* · "Who cares about looks."
* · "Eww I hate purple."
Itachi
* · "I'm so weak I wish I wasn't such a woman."
* · "Violence isn't necessary can't we all just get along."
* · "I want my mommy..."
* · "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
* · "I miss my family."
Jiraiya
* · "Oh man not another naked chick."
* · "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
* · "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
* · "That's right I'm a virgin and proud of it."
* · "I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
* · "I love big butts and I can not lie."
* · "I've never looked at porn."
* · "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
* · "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"
Kakashi
* · "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
* · "Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
* · "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
* · "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
* · "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, ******** this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."
Kankurou
* · "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
Kiba
* · "Your a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
* · "I think I'm allergic to dogs…"
* · "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"
Konohamaru
* · "Naruto! Your a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"
Naruto
* · "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
* · "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
* · "I hate the color orange."
* · "I love you, Neji."
Neji
* · "I love you more Hinata."
Orochimaru
* · "Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
* · "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
* · "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."
Rock Lee
* · "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
* · "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
* · "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
* · "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
Sakura
* · "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto."
* · "Damn Sasuke you're even uglier than I am."
* · "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."
Sasuke
* · "I'm sorry Itachi I don't feel like fighting today."
* · "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
* · "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
* · I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*
Shikamaru
* · "I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
* · "Ino I hate you, your such a b***h. Yet you're so hot marry me?"
Shizune
* · "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"
Shino
* · "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
* · "Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
* · A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
* · HAHAHAHAHA! <--- Erm <.< IT WAS A FILLER GET OFF MY BACK!
The Third Hokage
* · "This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii."
Tsunade
* · "I hate being young I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
* · "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
* · "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
* · "I am NOT a total whore."
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:01 pm
rofl I can actually see the characters saying those lines.
Freaking hilarious. Good job.
Edit: You should have put this in the "Things that would NEVER happen!..." thread topic... but that's okay..... =)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:46 am
I love these... they're pretty funny! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:12 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:25 pm
THATS HILARIOUS I LOVE IT!!!!!! i like chojis and shinos the best!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:23 pm
i still think these are funny
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:24 pm
ill make one up.
*itachi in court for killing his parents* can i appeal for clemency since im an orphan?
thats more sick and retarded than funny but i tried. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:06 pm
those are really funny
I like reading stuff like this
I feel like making one now
Ino/sakura would never say
"I think I'll go shave my head and swear off men, especially Sasuke, for the rest of my life."
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:05 pm
^ XD That reminds me of something my brother came up with!
We were talking before bed one night, and somhow the Akatsuki came up. I really don't know what he smoked that night, but he started having me imagine most of the Naruto characters with shaved [bald] heads, and being an exile. For some reason, everytime I think of Akatsuki now, that comes to mind. XD
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:50 pm
lol, that's pretty funny biggrin
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:45 am
Narutard221 Imagine for a second what would the Naruto Characters never say in the Naruto Anime XD
Asuma
* · "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
* · "I quit smoking a month ago."
Choji
* · "No thanks Shino I'm not hungry."
* · "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
* · "Oooooh no not another bite."
* · "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."
Gai
* · "That's it I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."
Gaara
* · "I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it."
* · "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"
Haku
* · "I hate you Zabuza, shove it."
* · "Wow I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."
Hinata
* · "I love you Neji."
* · "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"
Ino
* · "Who cares about looks."
* · "Eww I hate purple."
Itachi
* · "I'm so weak I wish I wasn't such a woman."
* · "Violence isn't necessary can't we all just get along."
* · "I want my mommy..."
* · "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
* · "I miss my family."
Jiraiya
* · "Oh man not another naked chick."
* · "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
* · "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
* · "That's right I'm a virgin and proud of it."
* · "I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
* · "I love big butts and I can not lie."
* · "I've never looked at porn."
* · "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
* · "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"
Kakashi
* · "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
* · "Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
* · "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
* · "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
* · "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, ******** this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."
Kankurou
* · "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
Kiba
* · "Your a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
* · "I think I'm allergic to dogs…"
* · "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"
Konohamaru
* · "Naruto! Your a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"
Naruto
* · "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
* · "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
* · "I hate the color orange."
* · "I love you, Neji."
Neji
* · "I love you more Hinata."
Orochimaru
* · "Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
* · "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
* · "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."
Rock Lee
* · "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
* · "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
* · "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
* · "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
Sakura
* · "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto."
* · "Damn Sasuke you're even uglier than I am."
* · "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."
Sasuke
* · "I'm sorry Itachi I don't feel like fighting today."
* · "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
* · "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
* · I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*
Shikamaru
* · "I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
* · "Ino I hate you, your such a b***h. Yet you're so hot marry me?"
Shizune
* · "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"
Shino
* · "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
* · "Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
* · A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
* · HAHAHAHAHA! <--- Erm <.< IT WAS A FILLER GET OFF MY BACK!
The Third Hokage
* · "This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii."
Tsunade
* · "I hate being young I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
* · "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
* · "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
* · "I am NOT a total whore." dude you are so right seriously you got skills my man
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:45 pm
Asuma: SMOKING IS A BAD INFLUENCE! -throws pack of ciggarettes on the ground-
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:59 pm
Iruka: I HATE YOU NARUTO!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:25 am
sasori:
"can some one please help me down from here" *is tangled up in chakara strings and hanging of a cliff*
"my hero is elmo"
*after he was killed by sakura and chiyo* "...well F***"
sakura:
"sasuke you manwhore!"
"so uh orochimaru....you doing anything friday?"
deidara:
"OH F***... my hand just bite my nose!"
*working at a bugerking drivethrough* " ok ma'am that will be 3:65 please drive around" lady:"...but ware do i go?" deidara: "ware do you go? you take the one road your on to me....right ma'am, your ganna take a left keep driving south for 5 miles till you see a man in a yellow poncho, his name is hank, hes ganna take you to the wooper lair, dont worry ma'am WERE COMEING WITH YOUR FOOD"
" i knew that sex change was a bad idea"
the sound nins:
"we are the knights who say....NI"
jiraiya:
"i would like all of you to know...i am becomeing a nun"
zetsu:
"wares the weedkiller"
"you know, this plant thing? it was just a bad case of mold in my house that got way out of hand"
gaara:
"GOD D*MN SAND MISSILE JUST BLEW UP IN MY EYE!!!"
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