heart List... ... the oh so amazing list heart 1.Its not band camp, Its
strings camp
2.A G-String is something entirely different from what the rest of the school/ wherever you are believes it to be.
3.You get offended when someone calls a viola a violin.
4. you get offended when you are carring a cello and people say.... OHHH!!! LET ME SEE YOUR GITUAR.
5. you gaet offended when someone calls a violin a viola.
6. you think it's pathetic that people can't tell the difference between a bass and a cello
7. you think it's pathetic that people can't tell the difference between a violin and a viola
8. (for girls) You're the only girl you know who keeps her nails "unbearably short" according to your friends, but you think they're the prefect length.
9. You cringe when the person who hired you for their gig asks you to play Pachebel's Cannon
10.You protect your hands at all costs...except in the case of Egyptian ratscrew
11. Whenever you're in school you think about how an orch dork school would be so much cooler
12. When you start a thread on gaia about being an ORCHDORK. (stolen form the geeks... by yours truly.)
13.when your talking to people who have no idea what the hell your talking about as far as acello goes and you have to go so far as to say a "pregnant violin" before they get it.
14.When you understand jokes like "I'm a fermata, hold me."
15. You don't mind getting up at 7 on Saturdays
16.You love sticking your bow in peoples' F holes.
17.You watch a movie and judge it by the score rather than special effects or anything.
18. For the geeks...When you practice techniques like vibrato and breathing excercies even when you dont have your instrument.
19. when you spend extra money to get a nicer case.
20.you absent mindedly finger your solo when your not playing 21.practice your bowhold randomly
22.starts humming a classical piece out of no where
23. take your music out of your folder, and practice it in clas by following along, and you dont have your instrument
24.when you run out of cash buying new string and rosin.
25. You find yourself tapping your toes to the beat of a song and trying to find mistakes.
26. When you find yourself constantly downloading string tributes to your favorite songs on bearshare or limewire.
26.5. Then trying to learn them.
27. You sometimes refer to your instrument as a he or she.
28. (for violins) You like to play the highest note on the E string to piss everyone else off.
29. You think people that can't read music are weird.
30.You know your an Orch Dork when you can convince a band geek to quit band and join orchestra.
31. and 32.Drego642
[All.That.Jazz]
You know you're an Orch dork when you and a band geek argue over what to call the Music Room. >.< (It's the ORCHESTRA room, of course.)
BAND room!
Sorry, I felt compelled.
33. You get offended when some calls a Euphonium a Tuba
34. You know you're a band geek when you enjoy splashing water in a seat and watching an orch dork freak next period.
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