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 Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:28 pm
I officially hate my Life Drawing class. I'ts not like I have a problem with drawing people, I love drawing people. And I don't have a problem with drawing naked people, because you stop caring that they're naked pretty damn fast. But I think I have to draw the line when the model is a nude seventy-something year old man, who can't stay still to save his life and has the lowest, sagging balls I have ever seen burning_eyes I need to gouge my eyes out...
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:31 pm
*hands brooches to stab eyes out with*
Here ya go, now pull an Oedipus!
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:35 pm
Tengo una idea. Draw him as if he's a sinister malevolent demon in the form of a disgusting old man. Portray him like that anyhow.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:49 pm
Es una idea muy muy buena. Thats awesome. I pity you for having to draw that...*Baaaaaaaaaaaarf*
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:31 pm
I dun care too much for my drawing class, either. I'd rather draw the naked old man, at least it wouldn't be so boring. I can't sit for the whole two hours and work on just one thing.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:26 pm
To be random...  Does anyone else remember when this event happened? ((captions added by Mr. Gears))
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:46 pm
So.
Uh.
Do you have to draw the balls?
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:52 am
In great detaill, Yngwie.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:32 am
*shivers*
Me in that situation, I would whip out a playboy and draw a "model" in it, and then hand that in and say I got confused.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:37 am
::eyes bleeding:: The only problem with all those suggestions, even thought they're great whee , is that the professor would probably fail me...she's freaking a**l, and only wants smooth, even tones. I swear she grades with a damn ruler stare
And suffice to say, our studio classes are three hours long, and this particular prof has us working on one drawing the whole class period. If I didn't have my headphones I'd probably go insane.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:38 am
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Have you ever looked in a Playboy? There are so many "smooth" and "even" tones! mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:41 am
xd Yes, but none of those models look like saggy old man. I'm sure I'd loose points if it didn't even resemble the guy.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:06 am
I'm ok with loosing points over loosing my own sanity!
Every night at the gym, I'll walk into the locker room, and some old guy will be stand in the middle of the locker room, nowhere near his locker, and change right there! Thinking its ok to drop and give a show to everyone!
AND IT ONLY OLD GUYS!
Does something happen to the mind when your that old that makes you think, its ok to get naked in the public locker room, in an area for all to see your gonads and strife?!
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:16 am
If she can get through the saggy man model she can get through anything, though.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:28 pm
Loki the Stampede I'm ok with loosing points over loosing my own sanity! Every night at the gym, I'll walk into the locker room, and some old guy will be stand in the middle of the locker room, nowhere near his locker, and change right there! Thinking its ok to drop and give a show to everyone! AND IT ONLY OLD GUYS! Does something happen to the mind when your that old that makes you think, its ok to get naked in the public locker room, in an area for all to see your gonads and strife?! Loki...I would love to see you at an all male boarding school...
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