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This is a fanfiction (sort of) written by a guy I know. He's not a friend of mine.

The piece itself has been dubbed "Christian Humber Reloaded", and it's so absolutely brilliant that I just thought I'd let you all see it.

The piece itself is 99 pages long in 12 point font, double spaced.

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Part 2
THE INCOUNTER

When I was coming home I from school for the summer, I saw a strange creature I said “What the hell are you?” It said “Help me I’m hurt badly and I need medical attention now.” So I helped it and repeated “What the heck are you?” and it said “A dragon with the power to control the seasons.” I almost said “the F word” but I stopped myself.

“I need a place to live in.” said the dragon “a big place” the dragon is extremely large so I asked “Can you fly?” and the dragon responded “Yes I can but my wings are damaged badly so I cant.” When I saw his wings, they were trashed and I wrapped his wings with as many bandages as I could get, after I finished wrapping his wings his stomach growled I guessed he was hungry and I had to steal about 5,000 pounds of food which was tough to get but I got it. Now that the dragon is full I hacked a satellite and found a cave in the Rocky Mountains I took a plane to Colorado and took a car to the location, of course I had a laptop with a wireless card and a digital camera. I sent pictures of the cave; then I measured it took notes then went home and measured the dragon. He is 60,000 feet long and 9,000 feet wide.

The cave is 200,000 feet high and 20,000 feet wide. He was delighted to have a home, as a reward he taught me the “Instant Transmission”, I of course went with him to the cave. Somehow someone followed me and saw the dragon. I detected the spy and deleted what the spy saw and transported her home. The dragon is safe for now but I hope no one finds him because the world will probably put him in a cage which I will have to break him out of and find a new home for him…or I could just cloak the cave from radar, sonar and satellite.
NOW A DAY

I now visit my dragon often by using the “Instant Transmission” technique he taught me. He’s certainly getting bigger the last time I measured him he was 60,000 feet long and 9,000 feet wide, but now he is at least 120,000 feet long and 18,000 feet wide I’m guessing he had too much to eat because of his moaning. After I gave him an anti acid reflex tablet then he was fine. Then I weighed him I said, “Holy s**t!” because he weighs 900,000,000,000,000,000 tons. That amazing weight made me say the “S” word.

He is the heaviest creature on the planet since the dinosaurs walked the planet. I checked the chamber where his puts the bones of his meal and again I said “Holy s**t!” because the chamber was full of bones, some were still wet with blood. Then I checked the entrance to his home the entrance was a tight fit for him when he wants to go hunt or swim. I watched him walk around and each step he takes it’s like thunder and his belly makes a sloshing sound like he was full of water and his belly is also very soft and I guessed he was getting overweight. I presume his wings fully healed and I told him to fly around and he did with some trouble.

THE RACE AGAINST TIME

I told him to exercise but he told me it was the food then he clutched his enormous belly like he was in massive pain I tried to see what was wrong with him but he told me it was nothing. When I came back the next day I brought a sonic probe and hooked it up to my laptop and scanned his belly and to my surprise I said “s**t, your pregnant with about 6,000 eggs.” He said “So that’s what was hurting me so bad.” I asked him how he became pregnant and he said “I don’t know how I got this large ******** thing, but I hate it.” I was shocked to actually hear him say the (F word) for the first time. Then he cried out in pain and I saw why because his belly grew about 60 feet bigger and I checked again and there were more 3,000 more eggs. I knew if he had any more eggs he would die because of the pressure of the eggs would crush his internal organs I had to do something fast in order to save him. I used my “Instant Transmission Technique” and got a surgical team and their equipment for an operation at first they didn’t believe me until I showed them the eggs which were killing him.

I told them he is very important to the planet because if he dies the planet will be thrown into complete chaos so they started the surgery but he didn’t want to get knocked out but I told him not to worry they are here to help you but he didn’t believe that then he had the same sharp pain and his belly grew another 60 feet and he saw it and finally agreed and allowed them to knock him out but the light was extremely poor so I took them and my dragon to a hospital to do the operation and I waited in the waiting room pacing around looking at the clock. After about 19 hours of waiting the nurse told me he will be fine I was so glad and I asked her how long will he be in the recovery room for and she said “about 3 years.” And I said in surprise “Three Years!” “s**t! I can’t wait that long by then he would be discovered and put into a cage and I won’t let them do that to him.” Then another nurse came and said “It fully healed in just an hour!” Then I said quietly so no one could hear me “Good boy.”

To my surprise he was walking around probably getting rid of the knock out gas when he spotted me and said “Let’s get the ******** out of here.” I sighed and said “Let’s go home.” Then a ring master saw me and my dragon and pulled out a shotgun and pointed it at me and said “Hand over the dragon or I’ll shoot.” And I said “Kiss my a** you ******** a*****e!” the ring master was surprised that I said the “f word” and called him an a*****e and the ring master pulled the trigger but the shot hit the wall because I was too fast for a bullet and I got behind him and pulled out my shotgun and pointed it at his head at point-blank range and said “leave my dragon alone, ok?” the ring mater said “never.” I sighed again and said “So be it.” And pulled the trigger the ring master’s head was vaporized and I put my shotgun away and used “Instant Transmission” to teleport out of there and my dragon was safe again and I had to tell the police I had a reason to kill the ring master then the police told me they were after the ringmaster for 19 years and they told me he had an illegal circus which had mythical creatures who were treated with cruelty.


THE EFFORT TO PURIFY THE ROGUE DRAGONS


I got a reward of $60,000,000,000,000,000 I was amazed that I became a hero and the news crew was there to but out of the corner of my eye I saw some orphans watching though the window and I walked over to them they were scared until I gave them about $1,000 and told them to “go find a home where you will never be harmed again because I’ll be there to protect you.” They did, the parents there were alcoholics and were treating them cruelly so I went with them and found all the alcohol and destroyed it and arrested the drunk bustards and took the orphans to see my dragon they were scared at first but then played with him until the orphans were exhausted and I found a shelter for them. Then my dragon needed some calcium right when I was going to throw away all those bones when back for another hand full the bones were gone and I found him patting his enormous belly and I didn’t know he ate the bones when I told to move aside when I heard the rattle of the bones in his belly I said “you just ate the bones didn’t you?” and he said “no I didn’t.” he was lying to me so I said “Nice try but you have to try harder than that to make me believe you.” He said “dammit.” I said very calmly “the bones you ate will give you calcium.” He ate about 90,000,000,000,000 tons of bones and he got a little fatter but at least he’s not pregnant.

He’s now forging three swords which will allow me to weaken dragon clans but when I fuse the three swords to allow me to capture dragon clans. The three swords names are: Unity, Duty and Destiny but when I fuse the three swords I get the Virtue Sword which allows me to capture dragon clans. He also made a device that will capture rogue dragons and bring them to the good side. Some of the rogue dragons are enormous and some are extremely fat and hungry. I then asked the rogue dragons why they rebelled against the humans and they said “Humans have used and abused us so we ate them and we will destroy humanity and rule the planet.” I asked “Who did that to you?” and they said “A gang did this to us but now we will eat everyone on the planet and no one can stop us.” I said “Oh really” then I pulled out the Virtue Sword and struck a rogue dragon with lighting fast swipes of the sword and to them it looked like I didn’t move until one of the rogue dragons collapsed onto the floor.
MY SIN

My dragon saw me move that fast before and he could see me strike with falcon accuracy the other rogue dragons were not afraid until I struck down one of their comrades then they lost their nerve and they surrendered. I told them “Don’t do that again or I will not hesitate to kill you all right.” And they said in a squeak “yes.” I then said “Where is this gang that made you rebel?” and they said “We don’t know.” I pulled out my sword again and they said “In Chicago.” Then I said “where in Chicago is the gang?” they said nothing and I repeated “where in Chicago is the gang?!” again they said nothing and I picked one up and slammed him into a wall and said “Answer me” “Answer me damn you!” The one I had pinned up against the wall ate me then I did something I would completely regret. I transformed into a “Super Sayin” and burst out of the dragon’s belly covered in blood and when I turned back to look at the dragon his belly was wide open I felt awful about what I did. I told my dragon “I want to be alone for some time, okay?” my dragon understood perfectly that I needed to be alone for awhile.

THE PURIFIYING OF MY HEART

I went to China and told a wise priest what I did. He told me in order to purify my heart I would have to go to hell and kill a dragon demon named Le-Hung-Doe who was cursing China for 5,000 years. I asked where the gate to hell was and he told me “I don’t know, but use your spirit to find the gate to the underworld.” I thanked him and I did use my spirit and I found it but before I entered a servant stopped me and said “the priest wants me to give this to you for slaying the demon.” It was a sword called Shing-Shingo which was used to slay the demon before. I found out the sword was supposed to put the demon to sleep for a 1,000 years. I said “this won’t help me at all” so I pulled the Virtue Sword and used my speed and accuracy to try to kill the b*****d but it didn’t leave a scratch “Oh s**t!” I said I then remembered the servant told me that the Shing-Shingo is the only sword which could pierce the demons tough scales I muttered “let’s try this.” I then used the sword fusion on the Virtue Sword and the Shing-Shingo I got the Legendary Demon Killer and with one slash I killed the demon.

I was covered in blood but when I emerged from the underworld all of China was there waiting for me, when I finally emerged all of China cheered and the priest said “You have stopped the curse you are a hero in the next 1,000 years.” I said “Um Id hate to burst your bubble but I killed It.” And the priest said “You did what?!” “I killed it.” The priest said “you started a Yin-Yang War and you will fight alone with no weapons.” When the priest took the sword I was holding but right when he touched it, it electrocuted him. I was surprised that The Shing-Shingo became part of The Virtue Sword. After I used my new powerful sword against a one-hundred demons I killed them with one swipe I then decided to call it “Tetsiga” because it can kill 100 demons with one swipe. I returned home after one year passed my dragon was happy that I returned home after a long time I told him the whole story and he said “I’ll help out in this war.” I said “no thanks I have a very powerful sword, Tetsiga which can kill 100 demons in one swipe.” He didn’t believe me but when I was going to show him I got calls from all over the world except China.

I smiled my psycho smile my dragon knew I was going to go to war. I started to leave the cave when my dragon blocked my path I said “What the hell are you doing? I need to save the world.” And my dragon said “you are not going out there alone.” I said “all right you can help but if it gets sticky, get the ******** out of there.” And he said “cool I’ll get reinforcements.” Right before I could speak a demon called Kekanu called me and said “in 10 days come to the city at dusk so the war can begin.” I said “there are too many people around; let’s fight at the wastelands okay?” Kekanu agreed with me. So I told my family I was to fight in a war that will decide the fate of the planet that will start in10 days at dusk. My parents begged me not to go but I told them “I have to go because I started the war and I will be the one to end the war.” I trained in a chamber called “The Hyperbolic Time Chamber” with the Tetsiga to try to learn some techniques before I go to war. In the Hyperbolic Time Chamber a day is a year. I stayed in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for the 10 days, which means I trained for 10 years in there.



THE YIN-YANG WAR BEGINS
On the final day I emerged stronger than before, also I obtained all the Super Sayin stages, of course when I emerged I was in Super Sayin form my dragon could sense my power level he was scared out of his mind he told me “Get back or I will kill you.” I said in slang “You would hurt sing-song brother?” he could not believe his ears and said “Blade? Is that you?” I said “of course dummy who else would have called a you sing-song brother?” he said nothing and I said “Lets go open a can of whop-a**.” My dragon agreed. Now it is the time to fight we went to the wastelands and there stood Kekanu he said “good you have come to fight, well, aren’t we going to start?” I said “Yeah, let’s go!” before I knew it he had an entire army of demons behind him. I said to myself “its time to use my new skills.” I pulled Tetsiga from its scabbard and focused my power in to its blade and then I swiped he laughed and said “is that the best you can do?” in a mocking voice and I said “No, this is what I can do you, ugly son of a b****!” then waves of energy shot out of the blade killing half of the army, Kekanu got scared out of his wits. I told him “surrender or I will kill the rest of your ******** army” Kekanu sent the rest of his army at me but right when I was ready to strike he cast a paralyzing spell on me, I yelled “You ******** piece of s**t, I’ll kill you for this!” he just laughed. Then just out of the blue smacked him and sent him flying into a cliff. I said “What the…?” when I looked where Kekanu stood I saw a dragon standing in his place I sensed that power before. I yelled “Season bringer! What happened to you? You look stronger.” Season bringer said “of course I look stronger because I did some training.” I asked “where did you train?” he said “The Other world.” I screamed “YOU WENT TO THE OTHER WORLD WITHOUT ME KNOWING!” Season bringer said “Chill down Blade, we have a mission, don’t we?” I said coolly “Yea, we do but I want you to get everyone on the planet to lend me their energy, OK?” Season Bringer said “all right, I will.”

KEKANU’S DEFEAT

When Kekanu recovered from the surprise attack I told Season Bringer to go and he did, I turned with rage to Kekanu I said in a deep scary voice “Let’s finish this.” Before he could strike with his claws I powered up to Super Sayin stage 4. Kekanu transformed to his demon form, we were evenly matched in power then we started fighting. The blows could be felt across the planet; Season Bringer could sense the fight going on, Season Bringer completed his mission. He told me he completed the mission. I delivered a devastating blow to the face, stunning him for a few seconds I then called for the energy the planet gave me the energy to go to the ultimate Super Sayin stage: stage 5, I then focused my energy that I would destroy Kekanu and his army and that would end the war in just one blow, I did The Wind Scar technique and destroyed Kekanu and his army. I wasted a lot of energy performing the Wind Scar in Super Sayin stage 5; I lay exhausted I was lucky to have Season Bringer bring me home.



I slept for 3 weeks then when I finally woke up, there was a victory party waiting for me. I was surprised that Season Bringer planed the party for me I said “you planed the party for me didn’t you?” he just said yes I said “come here” in a playful voice giving him a nuge then pain shot up my whole body, I screamed out in pain, I had to be taken to the hospital because I broke every bone and pulled all the tendons in my body during the fight. I had to spend a year in the hospital in order to recover fully.
While in the hospital I snuck out one in awhile to go train but I would get caught and strapped in to bed. When I fully recovered, I had Season Bringer brought me to the Other World and we both trained there for a year. Then we decided to become one of earth’s great guardians but we couldn’t because the guardians saw what we did but they did let us become Holy Warriors. We were allowed to protect the planet from demons, aliens, space pirates and mainly…. Idiots. We got to train for as long as we want.

THE WARNING

Sometimes if we were in a good mood (which we weren’t in at all) we would let some aliens though like the Protoss though to make peace if not…well you get the idea. An enemy alien race called Zerg almost got though but Season Bringer and I destroyed their attack force and set them home with their ******** tails between their legs I then got a transmission from a different planet. I studied a map and traced it to the planet Char, the Zerg Home world I said “God dammit, who the hell would send me a ******** transmission at this time?” when I answered it, a woman stood there. She said in a bug like voice “hello Blade.” I said in a low angered voice “Kerrigan.” Kerrigan said “I bring bad news.” I said “cant you see I’m busy right now so leave me alone.” But right when I was going to cut the transmission Season bringer stopped me and said “let’s hear what she has to say” I yelled in anger “DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS? SHE’S THE QUEEN OF BLADES AND SHE ALMOST MADE ME HER ******** SLAVE!” Season bringer said “chill Blade, Kerrigan continue.” I couldn’t believe Season bringer would talk to that b****! Kerrigan continued “there is a new Overmind growing on Char.” I yelled “WHAT?!, you can’t be serious the Overmind was killed by the dark templar.” She said “listen go to Char and kill it.” I said “how can I kill the ******** thing when I don’t have any dark templar powers?” she said “you do but you don’t know how to use them yet, go to Sakura and ask for the dark templar to help you” I said “how can I get to Sakura without a ship with slip space or cold sleep?” she stared at me and she pointed to some dog tags in a glass case behind me I told her “so there dog tags from the ----- then I smiled my psycho smile because I had to steal an alien ship that the C.I.A. had in Area 51.

I asked the army”where is Area 51?” they said “sorry kid but no is allowed in Area 51” I was ticked at that and yelled “I HAVE TO STOP AN INVASION FROM HAPPENING AND I CANT GET A STAR SHIP TO GET TO MY DESTANATION, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?!” the army knew what I was talking about and blind folded me and took me there. There were some scientists working on the ship. I examined the ship, I said “Nice, it has blasters, I like that.” The scientists were surprised at what I said; of course Season bringer came too. One of the scientists said “the ship is very small only two people can fly it, you need a co pilot” then I pointed in Season bringers direction he looked at Season bringer and said “he a friend?” I said “no, he’s my co pilot.” The scientist said “what, he’s your co pilot?” I said “yea, so what more do you want?” then the scientist said “alright he can be your co pilot, do you know how to fly that thing?” I said “of course I know how to fly the god damn thing, what did you expect? I have piloted mechs, Gundams, huge robots and many others.”


The scientist were surprised that I piloted all those things and said “I believe you can fly that thing” and I said “….just give me the damn keys.” Season bringer and I were off to learn about my dark templar powers. Right when we got there it was hard to breathe on the planet but we trained in the depths of a black hole for about a year. So we were ready. After a few minutes we were breathing normally and we set out but when we found the dark templar camp we had to get in without getting killed. I transformed to Super Sayjin stage 2 and Season bringer transformed to his extremely strong form and we walked up to one of their watch towers and called up “hey, I’m looking for Zeritul, do you know where he is? The guards laughed and yelled “no human cannot enter.” I used my speed to get up to one of the towers and stood on the rail with only my toes on it and said “If you let us in we wont kill you, OK?” they just squeaked “Yes.” And they let us in and I learned how to use my dark templar powers. Now I can finally kill the god damn ******** Overmind.
OVERMIND COMPLETE

I tried to contact Kerrigan but instead I saw a big ugly eye and I heard it say in a deep freaky voice that said “I am finally complete now I can control the swarm.” I knew that voice I said “s**t, I’m too late it is complete and Kerrigain is… No, I failed to save Kerrigain from becoming a slave to the Overmind.” season bringer said “it’s all right we didn’t know the Overmind grew that quickly.” I said “ok, let’s think of a plan to kill the Overmind.” Season bringer said “reinforcements?” that triggered something in my mind and I said “we need an army of predators to help out.” Season bringer yelled “ARE YOU CRAZY? THE PREDATORS WONT ALLY WITH A HUMAN!” I said “chill Season bringer, I can tell them it is an emergency and they will help.” “I don’t trust them” said Season bringer “neither do I, but are you seeing me complaining?” Season bringer said “no, but we need an army of some sort.” Then Zeritul walked up to me and asked “what’s going on?” I answered “the Overmind is back and wants revenge on the dark templar” Zeritul said “so it’s back, we will help you but our leader is gone.” I said “I’ll try to find your leader.” Zeritul said “alright I will assemble as many dark templar as I can to help fight.” Then I got another transmission that had a bad connection, it was a very old friend named Takanuva: the toa of light he said “the toa will help you fight but we can’t get to where you are”

I asked the dark templar to build a warp gate and I asked Takanuva to tell the toa to build a warp gate and tried to open a portal from Sakura to Mata Nui and it worked, all seven toa were on the planet Sakura then the portal began to spit Zerglings out and I yelled “SHUT THE WARP GATE!” and the portal faded away stopping the Zerglings. After we killed the Zerglings I told the Toa about the mission. The toa understood the mission but I needed backup just in case we were going to get overrun. Then I tried a different frequency to try and gain the Toa Metru to help fight and the toa metru got there too, I told them the whole story and they understood the mission. We then used a Protoss shuttle to get to Char.




THE SLAGHTER OF THE ZERG

After we landed I made sure the landing site wasn’t in the middle of the Hive but we weren’t. We were about 3miles away from the Zerg Hive Cluster. I said “we are out numbered 50 against 2 billion.” I told the toa to stay near the shuttle just in case we are going to get our selves killed. I said to Season bringer “I go Super Sayin stage 2 while you go-“before I could finish he went Super Sayin. I was surprised and told him quietly “how did you go Super Sayin in such a short time?” He answered “while you were in the hospital I did some training and I triggered something in me that made me transform.” I said “okay two Super Sayins against 2 billion Zerg…lets go show the Overmind who’s boss, ready Season bringer?” he said “yea, lets go” we both charged in energy blazing.

There was no way the Overmind could know what was going on, we killed every goddamn Zerg that was guarding the Overmind, the only thing that was in our way was Kerrigain. I told Season bringer this is my duty to ether free her or kill her. I knocked her out and told Season Bringer to get her as far away as you can. I then went Super Sayin stage 5, then I said “IT’S TIME TO DIE YOU UGLY SON-OF-A-B****! And with that I used my dark templar powers combined with my Super Sayin powers to perform my “Wind Scar” technique to vaporize the goddamn ********, piece of s**t Overmind. The blast vaporized the ugly son-of –a-b****, but the celebetes were left so we both took care of them with ease. I finally decided to blow the ******** planet up, but season bringer stopped me.
THE AWAKING OF THE ICE EMERALDS

I actually had fun killing the Zerg so did season bringer. I later found out I’m a half-breed (no wonder I could smell a moron a mile away). I’m half Sayin, half wolf, which makes me extremely dangerous if you got on my bad side. I found out I go into a frenzy by the taste of blood, which is one reason not to tick me off because you will ether see a super Sayin or a wolf who is in a frenzy. Some people try to get me scared by trying to threaten me, but that fails when I go into my wolf form or go super Sayin, which scares the s**t out of them because they are facing a ruthless killer who has just gone into a frenzy.
I have earned the codenames “The Angel of Death” and “The God of Destruction” because I truly deserve those names for the amount of kills in 2 months. Not even god and Satin can stop me, which is kind of cool not having to worry about getting punished by god because you can strike back at him. I just met a demon who petty killed everyone off when I wasn’t alive. Season bringer is still keeping the seasons in balance as always. When I went to the Artic, I felt a lot stronger than normal, like I was one with the ice; I found a secret wolf pack hidden in an extinct volcano while I there.
While I was there I felt strange, like my body wanted to shatter and a strange mark appeared on my face, I was going to ask what was going on, but right before I spoke every one of them bowed down to me. I thought “what the ******** is going on here?” I think the leader of the pack recognized the mark on my face, he said “the guardian has returned!” I said “what are you talking about, I have no connection here what so ever” he said “come with me, I want to show you something.” And I did, before I knew it we were in a huge chamber with a huge gem on a shrine. I was amazed yet curious about the gem.
I asked “what is that thing and why is it so big?” he told me “that is the master ice emerald, only the guardian can touch it, go ahead touch it” I did, when I did I felt a lot of energy surging into me, something came out of me and from that I blacked out. When I woke up I was in a bed bandaged up. After that I wanted to see why my hand was bandaged up, I took the bandages off and screamed “HOLY s**t, WHAT THE ******** IS THIS MARK?” every one came in and saw that I had a golden burn mark on my hand. Later the elder came in and was holding seven small gems that I thought were pieces of the Master ice emerald. I apologized for shattering it until he told me “these were hidden in your body and these are the ice emeralds which allow you to go super.” I said in confusion “super?” “Yes super, it can make you even stronger than you are now.” I said “if I go super as a super Sayin, what will happen?” he said “you might lose control of your body.” I said, sarcastically “I’ve gotta try it someday” he screamed “YOU JOKE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF THE ICE EMERALDS!” I said coolly “hey, I laugh at the dangers, do you know why?” he shrugged; I said “you haven’t seen me go Super Sayin stage 5 yet, and that’s fun, because just a little wave of my hand can destroy half the planet.” At that he backed up a few feet from fear I think, or wanting me to show him.

KEKANU’S REVENGE

Before I could show him there was an explosion, both the elder and I ran out of his den to see what was going on and guess who we found, if you guessed Kekanu your right, the ugly son-of a b**** is back and very pissed off, I would be if that happened to me. I sensed he was a hell lot stronger from when I kicked his a**. I also smelled a lot of humans which sucks. I remembered how I killed him before, and I went Super Sayin stage 5 again and started to prepare to strike with the Wind Scar but I couldn’t do it because something was holding me back, like an inner demon. The elder screamed something to me that sounded like “you can’t kill him that way, use the emeralds!” I tried but I couldn’t, I yelled back “how can I kill him if I can’t use them” suddenly I remembered I must do it in front of the master ice emerald.

KEKANU’S DEFEAT AGAIN AND BLADE’S INSANITY

I of course couldn’t resist to insult him “Slow think Kekanu, old-bone and bogfoot!” that made him come after me, when we reached the chamber that held the master ice emerald, he almost hit it but when he got close, it fried him, I had to try my luck again in touching it and the ice emeralds started to glow and I felt my powers growing. I finally struck him and my arm was right though his chest and I was holding his heart. I had finally killed him, when I emerged from the chamber my right arm was covered in blood and I dragged his body behind me, the humans saw what a big mistake they made by trying to kill me. My hair is pure white and my eyes were bluish- greenish and my aura is silver. Season bringer sensed my transformation and came to see what happened; I swear he has shaking in major fear when he saw me.

I yelled “Who else wants to die? If you don’t too bad, so sad!” and I killed all the humans in the area. I ran out of energy and went back to normal when I looked up there were bodies and blood everywhere. I asked “what happened?” the elder told me the whole story of what happened. I realized I couldn’t control myself when I was in that state. Later I tried to transform but I couldn’t, I swore in frustration the next thing I know something landed on me.
SPIN’S ARRIVAL

When I got ready to kill whatever landed on me I found a hedgehog about my size staring at me. I asked “who are you? And why are you my size?” he didn’t respond, I asked again he finally said “Spin the hedgehog” my mouth dropped wide open, I said “Spin, you mean, your the one who helped me get out of that trap?” “Yep, that was me” I asked “how’d you get here?” he said “a portal opened and I fell in, and now I’m here.” I told him “I opened that portal by accident, when I transformed my power probably caused a small tear in the Time, Space Continuum that caused you to arrive here in this time.” Spin was amazed that I knew about the Time, Space Continuum, he asked “how do know this?” I replied “a little two-tailed fox told me.” he said something under his breath that sounded like “Tails, you idiot.” I told Spin I needed to know that to be able to go from dimension to another without damaging the fabric of time. I told him in my I’m going to do something crazy tone of voice “I’m just getting ready to give an enemy a little payback.” He said “not Dr. Eggman.” I told him “I’m not after him, you idiot, I’m after the dark gods, because I was a slave to them.” He said nothing, I sighed and said “will you help me discover the power of these emeralds?” when I showed him he was wondering how I got them. He agreed to help me and I took him to the hyperbolic time chamber and spent two years in there. When we emerged I knew how to use them. I decided to upgrade the ice emeralds and I did. The ice emeralds are now super ice emeralds, which makes me go hyper.

When I got the hang of going hyper, I decided to go Super Sayin, when I did he wasn’t impressed so I went Super Sayin stage 5, which scared him. I told him I’m going to try my luck and go hyper as a Super Sayin stage 5 in the hyperbolic time chamber, when I did I trained a bit to know what kind of power I was dealing with, every step I took created a crater so I hovered when I left the time chamber. I told Spin I can’t create the portal because with this power, I could destroy the fiber of time. I was ready to give chaos a whole new meaning of the word “Overkill” putting it lightly. While I was in there I discovered I have the destructive “Angel Arm” ability.

I shot it once in the chamber and damn it’s dangerous to anyone in front and the one who is using it. I had to tell season bringer what I was doing, he screamed “WHAT ARE NUTS? YOUR’RE CHALLENGING CHAOS ALONE!” I said “yep, that right alone.” He was in disbelief that I would fight alone without him. He gave me that “can I come too?” look which always makes me say yes, I did he was excited and impatient to fight an extremely old enemy of mine. I told Spin to open the portal, he did, I told him to close the portal when I give the order, and his response was “Eggs” I punched him for that. I finally went though the portal with season bringer.

CONFRONTING CHAOS FOR THE FINAL TIME

I said “location reached, facing Chaos, battle routine set, Execute!” season bringer said “um, this isn’t battle network.” I said “lets just get started.” When I pulled Tetsiga from its scabbard it didn’t transform, I tried a different sword called Tetsume and it did something I’ve never seen it do before, it transformed and glowed with an intense aura. The dark gods sent hordes of demons at me but when I slashed them with it they got destroyed. I realized Tetsume is the chaos killer, with it I went Super Sayin stage 6, and then I went Hyper, which scared me for I don’t know what’s was going to happen, when I used it, when I did The Eye of Terror wasn’t damaged, I then did my Angel Arm in my ultimate form, the shot was devastating because, I believe it almost destroyed the ******** eye of terror. I was helping the Imperial Guards and settling a score with chaos for making me kill all those people when I didn’t want to. Someone came out of the eye of terror; it was my corrupted form holding the Slayer of Souls, the chaos sword of a Dark God.
THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARK

I pulled Tetsume out and fought him in a one on one match to the death; I used the Wind Scar combined with my power to deliver a destructive slash which could destroy the universe. The blast did kill him for the 900th time and destroyed the Slayer of Souls but I made sure he won’t recover so I used Judgment and chose his fate. My decision was to send him to Hell and I did. I had to finish the destruction of the Eye of Terror. I made sure I did with angel arm with the energy that was gathered from around the universe and used my energy as well.

DISTRUCTION OF CHAOS

I yelled “THIS IS IT CHAOS, YOUR TIME HAS FINALLY RUN OUT, NOW DIE YOU GOD DAMN, UGLY MOTHER ********, SON-OF-A-B****, PIECE OF s**t, OH YEA GO TO HELL YOU UGLY B******!” I released the blast, aiming straight into the heart of the warp. Season bringer told me to flee before the blast detonates; I told him “No, I will stay here to make sure it is truly gone.” He fled to Pluto, and watched the explosion. He sensed me before the blast detonated and after the explosion he lost my signal and screamed “NOOOOO!” and he started crying “Blade, why’d you have to die!”

THE REBIRTH OF BLADE
5 years later
He told everyone that I died in honor trying to end a threat. Everyone came to my funeral; season bringer was about to say his goodbyes to me when I appeared right behind him everyone was ether gasping in amazement or fear, I gave the be quiet signal and said “whose funeral is this?” he said “it’s Blade’s he’s dead.“ I said “OH, REALLY”. when I said that he jumped about five feet when he turned around I was standing right behind him, and said “it looks like you’ve just seen a ghost” because his face was shocked to see me. He screamed punching me straight in the face, “YOU a*****e! YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE KILLED BY THE BLAST!” I shrugged and he asked “How’d you escape the blast?” I told him “angel grabbed me before the blast hit me and brought me up to heaven to tend my wounds from the battle against my corrupted self.” He didn’t believe me until I pointed in the direction of a guy wearing a white cloak with a halo over his head. Season bringer gasped in amazement. I later told season bringer I was given the job of the judge in heaven.




EVERYTHING IS NORMAL AGAIN…

Life continued as normal except when I had to do my job, which is both fun and boring, but hey I don’t care as long as I can stay on Earth. I’m allowed to go to Hell and do some sparring with my corrupted side, and do some pranks while I’m there. I sometimes go to where the Eye of Terror once was, and I sit on a planet close to it and remember the fight that made history. I visit the Emperor once in a while to hangout and teach the Space Marines some of my fighting skills. I visit Mata Nui and Metru Nui, when I get there I’m greeted happily by Toa and Matorin alike, they still have the warp gate they built which is still functional. They use it to come to this world when they want to see me or just to have fun. I did not know what’s going to happen to me, but I don’t like it…

Part 4
The Search for Paradise Begins

KEKANU’S BROTHER

3 years later

I was hanging out with some friends, when I smelled someone very familiar, when I traced the scent to its source, I yelled “Kekanu? I killed you three years ago” he said “so you were the one who killed my brother.” I said “Yea, so, what’s your point?” “For killing my brother, I will kill your loved ones” I said “you wouldn’t dare to do that, because if you do, I’m going to hunt you down and make you pay dearly” he just laughed and cast a paralyze spell on me, so I couldn’t stop him from killing my friends. Before he killed them, he shape-shifted to look like me, that surprised me, after he killed my friends, he began to destroy cities, looking like me. After the spell wore off I went searching for the imposter, but when I flew over a city everyone in it began to run and hide, I didn’t notice until I got shot down. After that happened I had about 600,000 guns pointed at me, the general said “for destroying 10 cities, you are under arrest” I told them “I didn’t do that, it was an imposter, I’m innocent” they just laughed, that ticked me off, I told them “I don’t care about what you think about me, I’m going to kill the imposter, and no ones going to stop me from doing so, SO GET OUT OF MY WAY!” then I flew straight up.

THE WORLD AGAINST ME AND THE HUNT BEGINS

When I flew off that made me a convict, that didn’t bother me because I was too focused on hunting the friggin imposter. I followed the destruction, until I finally found the bastered who was giving me a real bad name.

SEALED FOR 20 YEARS

When I found him, I rushed at him in anger; we fought for a long time, before I got hit into a cave. I flew out and continued fighting I got hit back into the cave and before I could strike back, a priestess shot an arrow, hitting me in the shoulder and pinning me up against a stalagmite, I said “Ki…Kikyo” before passing out.

REAWAKENING

20 years later

I stayed there for at least 20 years, a girl who accidentally fell into the cave where I was sealed, found me asleep. She played with my hair for a bit then some people found her and took her to their village, I think a demon attacked and she fled into where I was, but before she returned to the cave I woke up and said “the scent of the one who killed me… it’s drawing closer” when she came to where I was, the demon followed her and wrapped its self around her pulling her up against me and began to squeeze, I told her “if you don’t want to die, remove the arrow from my body” she reached up and an elder of that village yelled “don’t remove the arrow it contains the spell, that holds Vash to the stalagmite” she reached up and grabbed the arrow and yelled “LIVE AGAIN, VASH!” the arrow disintegrated and there was a flash of light and I destroyed the demon.

THE SPELL THAT HURTS

After I killed the ******** demon I went after her, the elder made something and threw it around my neck, I didn’t care, then the elder yelled “udder a word that stops him” she said “umm...Umm...” I said “paralyze spell? That won’t work on me” then she said “SIT!” after she said that I fell on my face, I said “what the ******** just happened, I will still kill you.” The elder said “you know what to do” “SIT BOY!” again I landed on my face. The truth is that every time I get a girl she, ether tries to kill me or try to seal me away. I hated that phrase, but I didn’t show it. When she was at school I would sometimes follow her, and watch. When I entered her room at night, I would find her asleep or working on her homework, when she is working on homework I would help her on one of her assignments, but every time I did she would yell “SIT” causing me to land on my face.
I told her nothing about my past, because it would endanger me. She didn’t like my clothes because they were tattered and my shoes were worn out, so she took me out shopping, man, she was annoying because we went into every shop in the ******** mall. I found some things I thought were cool, like a toilet with a built in a** cleaner, since I’m part wolf, well…put it together, I got kicked out of the store for drinking out of a toilet, and it was actually quite funny and gross. My robotic arm malfunctioned and I had to find a mechanic to repair it and I did.

THE WHITE SHIKON JEWEL, FOUND

She forced me to go with her to a museum, which I hated until we saw the new jewel that was in a display case, I recognized it as the jewel I lost. I muttered “so, there you are, I was looking all over for you.” She asked “who are you talking to?” I told her “that jewel you just saw, it’s mine” then I said “you look like some one I was in love with, until, hatred separated us.” I asked “what’s your name?” she said “Kagone” then she said “Vash, I heard from the elder, you were a bounty hunter, is that true?” I couldn’t believe it, how did she know about me? I was too shocked to speak, so I nodded.

RECLAIMING MY LOST POSESSIONS


We also found my swords, shotguns, climbing claws and my mask, which were in the museum, I told her “I’m going to steal my possessions back from the museum, so don’t worry about me” she wanted to come too, but I told her not to because it would endanger her. It took me at least an hour to relocate my items, but I had to make sure to disable the alarms that way I wouldn’t have the police on my a** when I escape. I punched though the glass, grabbing my items; I realized I tripped a silent alarm and that it would take the police 5 minutes to get here, so after I got everything I own back, I fled to the vehicle exhibit and found my last possession: my Ghost, the same one I used to break the speed limit about 600 times.

ESCAPE

I started it up and made sure it was working, that way I could escape easily. I waited for the police to find me, when they did I put it in full throttle and released the brake. The next thing they saw and heard was an explosion and seeing a person with long hair riding a vehicle burst though the wall. I waited for the police to get into their squad cars and turn around and come after me. When I saw them approaching me, I turned my Ghost around and shot one shot, just to piss them off, when one of the cops leaned out his window holding a pistol, I turned my Ghost around and sped off. Three hours later…I managed to loose them, when I got back to Kagone’s house, she screamed at me, because she was watching the news and she saw my little “stunt”

BEING REVEALED TO THE WORLD…WELL, SORT OF


Kagone woke me up with her scream, when I got to where she was, I asked her, sword ready “where’s the demon?” she said “I don’t have a science project and its due to day.” I asked “what’s your project on?” “wolves.” That sparked something in my mind “I’ll be your project.” “Really?” “Yea, because I bet they wont expect a real wolf to enter the classroom with you, but one thing, don’t put me into a cage.” Before school started I snuck into the air vent and was waiting for her to present her project, when it was time for her project, I burst out of the vent in my wolf-form, when I did that, every one in the room probability s**t themselves from fright. After her project, everyone in the room wanted to touch me, but right when someone was going to touch me, I growled a warning which made him pull his hand back. Some a*****e touched me and in response, I bit his hand off, I said telepath to the guy “I told you not to touch me, you jackass.” That scared him. I kept his hand as a trophy, but I felt sorry for him, so I found his house and jumped up on to the roof and scratched the window then I hid leaving his severed hand on the roof, when he leaned out the window to pick it up he saw me sitting there calm, he probably went insane, I don’t blame him.

KNOWING I’M NOT ALONE

I was out on the street looking for a store when I saw four boys and a girl running towards me, the leader smacked right into me and we both fell stunned for a second then he got up and continued running, I ran after them, then I smelled something about the girl, she had the scent of a flower. I ran right beside them and saw the boys’ true selves; the boys are wolves like me, I got in front of them and stopped them then said “you…you’re…wolves…like…me” one of them said “get out of our way, human” that pissed me off I yelled “I’M NOT HUMAN!” slugging him in the face, the girl walked over to me and said “he’s telling the truth, he is a wolf like you” then the leader said “Cheza, you sure?” she nodded and the leader went into his wolf-form, he is also white like me but he doesn’t have the mark I have on my face. Then she said “Vash, we meet at last.” I said “Cheza.” The leader was thinking “he has a different scent from the rest of us, but it seems he might be my brother, and how does she know him?” I learned his name from reading his mind, I said “Kiba, is that your name?” when I said that he looked at me like “how do you know my name?” so I told him. Tsume had his back turned to me, Tobee was nervous when I think he saw my sword and Hige was excited to meet me because I’m the most dangerous wolf in the world. When I heard about Paradise, I wanted to go as well, but I had to bring my things.

THE SEARCH FOR PARADICE

I told Kagone I was going away for a long time, she said “SIT” I fell on my face, I told her “look I’m not your pet, or your project.” Tearing the necklace off, but I did like the necklace, before I left she stopped me and gave me a necklace, with a symbol in it, I put it on and she said for the last time “SIT!” I fell on my face, this time I laughed because she gave me a home. I made sure to have her keep my Ghost safe in an underground garage. Then I left on my journey to find Paradise.

THE CAPTURE

After we set off to find Paradise, we got ambushed; Cheza and I were taken to a laboratory for study, I was fighting back, so they tranquilized me. 3 hours later when I woke up I was in a cage, and Cheza was in another, I told her “we are going to Omega Sector 68903; it is a huge laboratory where it is impossible to escape from with out getting killed” she looked at me in confusion, so I told her, “I’m telepathic so that’s how I know where were going” some guys came in, and one took her one way, and another took me the other way. When the guy who led me into a room and he pushed me into a cage and locked it. I could sense Cheza in a room above me, I told her telepathic “I’m in the room below you, so don’t worry, I will tell Kiba where we are.” I focused as hard as I could to reach Kiba, but I couldn’t, so I used the communication satellite to amplify my signal. I heard Kiba say “who are you, and where are you?” “I’m at a laboratory called Omega Sector 68903 it is in the north about 400 miles; it is a badland, and it is heavily guarded so be careful, oh yea, this is Vash.” “Where’s Cheza?” “She’s in the same place I’m in” then my message got cut, the scientists probably found out I used their radio as an amplifier for my message.

THE ESCAPE FROM THE HARDEST FACILITY IN THE WORLD
3 days later

The scientists were conducting research on me, when an alarm went off, I sensed Kiba, Tobee, Tsume and Hige in the facility, I told them where I was, the scientists got scared when four wolves broke down the door, I jumped over the scientists and went into my wolf form and when they saw my mark they begged for mercy, I said “no, there will be no mercy, FOR KILLING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!” and I killed all the scientists in the room. I left a message on the wall in blood that said “Blade was here” it was in view of a security camera, I think when the guards saw that, they made a mistake, guards used tranquilizers on me, but it had no effect, I realized I’m immune to Tranquilizers, from getting shot with them. Kiba found Cheza, and when I saw her, I said “this facility is going down, so get out of here as fast as you can.” When I sensed they were out of the facility, I plowed to the deepest part of the compound and powered up and aimed a blast into the ground. That was probably one of the stupidest things I’ve done because I left no time for me to escape the blast. When the facility blew up, I thought Vash was dead, until I heard “HERE I COME CHEZA!” and someone flew out of the explosion, it was Blade, he was wounded and his clothes were in rags but he is still alive. He said to me “I’m alright, how’s Cheza.” “She’s ok, but you scared her, from the thought of you dying” he walked a few feet before collapsing.

THE AFTERMATH

He did have a hard time walking; he said “Kiba, I’m sorry for making you worry about me.” Hige said “no problem, at least you’re okay, except for your leg” he looked down at his leg which is bleeding and had some bone showing. He said “I can recover from this wound, because I’ve recovered from more severe injuries like having most of my flesh burned off.” Cheza was with Tobee, still crying, I limped over to her and said “Its okay, I’m fine” when she saw me leaning on Kiba she hugged me, and then she saw my injury and began to heal it. I let her because the way she heals someone is more soothing than being cooped up in a hospital. I thought now that I destroyed the laboratory it would tell humanity not to capture and study me because all the labs I’ve been in, have been destroyed, but Kiba, Cheza, Tsume, Hige and Tobee were exhausted from running so I used the Transfer System that I gained from helping Zero fight against Copy X3, Zero also gave me a copy of his sword, and pistol which I like, using my mask’s radio, I told the Resistance Base I was bringing some friends to get some rest. I told Kiba and Cheza to hold on to me and I got transferred to the base, I did that twice.

A NEW THREAT: COPY X4

Tobee was amazed at how big the base is, I went to the control center and I saw my old friend: Zero, I asked “where’s your old armor?” he gave a look then I remembered “oh yea, you gave it to me as a thank you gift, I need repairs for the armor, and some food.” Kiba and Cheza were hanging out in the control center, and then Ceil told me about a new Cyber Elf they found. When I saw it, the scent it had was the same as someone I know; I said “Elipso” when I said that, Ceil was surprised at what I just said. Then I continued “I haven’t seen you in years, how’s it going.” He said “I have bad news, another X was created.” I smiled my fun time smile Zero was with me. We both knew what we would have to do: find and kill Copy X. then Cyber Elf X appeared and said “you both have to be careful; this copy of me is far stronger than the last two.” X gave us the coordinates to Copy X’s hideout, Zero was going to Transfer over there but I told him “we cant because I sense an energy field around it, so we have to take a vehicle” I remembered I have a good friendship to Cid, I called Cid and told him “I need a ride now” I told the command center and they the Airship to the roof.






A NEW WAY HOW TO WAKE PEOPLE UP

Zero and I both got into the Airship, Tidus, Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, Kemarhi, Paine, Yuna and Aroron were on it. 2 hours later we made it to the Copy X’s base Ceil warned us that it has anti-air defenses. I told Zero “I will disable the turrets.” I set our theme song to “Assault” and then I told Cid “When it comes on, dive bomb and let us grind down that wire”, when it came on, Cid did what I told him, the Reploids were shooting at us but that didn’t stop us, we destroyed the defenses and those Reploids Yuna was in her Gunner clothing and she open fired, Paine was in her classic Warrior clothing and Rikku was in her Thief clothing and they did their Y.R.P thing and I used my Psycho sphere and when it was done changing my clothing, I looked like a psychopath because I had a leather jacket, jeans a white shirt, hockey mask and a huge knife. When Tidus saw my clothes he began to back away slowly.

THE FINAL BATTLE AGAINST COPY X4 AND REPAYING THE BLOOD SHED 24 YEARS AGO

I told Cid to wait until both Zero and I come out of the base, it took Zero and I about five minutes to reach Copy X. when we reached him, I saw the person who I was hunting: Kekanu’s brother, the same mother ******** who killed my friends 24 years ago, I told Zero “go after Copy X, I will deal with this son-of-a-b***” he nodded and chased Copy X leaving Kekanu’s brother alone with me. I went to my mega form and he transformed to his demon form.

PAYBACK IS A b***h

We both started fighting, we totaled the room and I got hit though the roof to where Zero and Copy X are fighting. It took Zero about an hour to kill Copy X, but I still had to kill Kekanu’s brother. The fight lasted for about two hours until I pulled the Z saber out and slashed him, when it cut him part of his body disintegrated, when that happened I realized only the Z saber could kill him, so I activated my armor which made me look like Zero but with a mark on his face. When I activated my armor, Zero and I were pulled towards each other, and then we fused, into someone who you don’t want to piss off, Zero and I became the Legendary Blade-Zero, I had golden armor with black boots and my eyes were white and my hair was golden-blue, when this happened I was in my mega form. The rage from my friends’ deaths caused my power to increase dramatically, but Copy X wasn’t dead yet when he took one shot at us, it stopped in mid air and disappeared, he panicked from what just happened, he powered up and released his strongest blast at us it hit our aura and disappeared, I said “you’re pathetic.” Raising my hand to his direction “Die” and I released the blast, which decimated the base.

I STAND CORRECTED BY PAYBACK IS A b***h

After the blast subsided, there was someone in the crater with an aura around him, it was Copy X4, and he was exhausted from trying to keep his shield up I didn’t care because I wanted to see how long he would last against me, and so far he is very close to getting killed. I said “you’re tired already? You’re pathetic” he fired another blast at me, I was growing bored from his attempts to hurt me, so I got behind him and grabbed his head held him up and blew a hole though him, killing him instantly.

ERASING KEKANU’S GENE POOL

After the death of Copy X4, a portal opened and more demons came out and when they saw Kekanu’s brother dead, they started crying and saying “Kethongo, my son, who did this to you?” Kethongo said “It was him” pointing in my direction. They looked at me and I said sarcastically “I’m sorry for killing your son, how can I make it up to you for his death” they all rushed at me, they ******** up big time because I had my hand on Tetsiga, by the time they realized I had a sword on me, I was already behind them Tetsiga drawn. I slashed two of them in half, then the two I slashed in half regenerated, I realized I can’t use one sword on all of them. Then Sora appeared and struck one of them, I yelled “Sora, perfect timing.” He nodded and I drew my Keyblade out and Sora and I fused once again, holding the Omega Weapon. Kekanu’s family backed away scared from the sight of me, I also was fused with Zero, which makes me Blade-Zero Matrix.
Yuna, Rikku, Paine, Tidus, Wakka, Aruron, Lulu and Kimahri were on the Airship when I destroyed the base; the airship was high enough to avoid the blast. I think Cid used a scout droid to see what was going on. 2 hours later I managed to kill the rest of Kekanu’s family I knew if I didn’t destroy their bodies they could regenerate. After I did that I flew up to the airship and boarded it, when I entered the bridge every one gathered around me in amazement, then my fusion wore off and Sora, Zero and I split back into our normal selves. The Al Bed on the ship was asking questions to me in Al Bed, I understood them and knew the language very well.

SIN, VAGNAGUN-CRAP

I was relaxing in the bedroom, when an alarm went off and Cid said “report to the bridge ASAP” when I got there Cid showed me something that I hated on a computer screen: if you guess Kekanu your either stupid or retarded, it was Sin and Vagnagun, I screamed “"I say, dear chap, that is quite out of the ordinary."? SIN AND VAGNAGUN- ALIVE? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! THEY BOTH GOT DISTROYED!” then Cid said “they were-until now” “that’s it, they’re both going to ******** die” turning around and walking out the door when Tidus stopped me and said “you’re not going to kill them both alone, and I’ve got to tell you something: Sin… is… my… old man” I said “you mean Sin is Ject! Well that means killing Sin will be a lot more fun.” Cid said “now we have to locate them, which will be a problem” I said “I think I know how to find Sin” Sora and Zero looked at me confused, I said “Sin will always come back for his spawn, right Wakka, which means we have to find one and torture it until Sin comes.” Sora doesn’t like my brutal ways at all so I told him my plain. 2 hours later we were spread around the world looking for the Sin Spawn we need to find Sin. We found at least three of them and we captured them and went to Iraq, I entered the army’s H.Q. they said “you’re restricted from being here” I said “look, I’m on a mission to stop the world from being destroyed by two creatures.” After I told the army my mission they agreed to help.
I really didn’t give a ******** about what happens to Iraq. 3 hours later the army was suppose to do the torturing and Sora, Tidus, Wakka, Aruron Yuna, Rikku, Zero, Paine, Lulu, Kimahri and myself kept an eye out for Sin and Vagnagun. When Sin appeared, I said calmly “let’s get to work” we boarded the airship and I used my power to blow a hole in Sin, but I didn’t count on Vagnagun doing something I hated: it merged with Sin, making it stronger.

THE TRUE POWER OF BLADE-ZERO

Sora, Zero and I fused again, but somehow I couldn’t reach my full power, so I told Cid “head to the artic, because there are too many people around and I’ll make it follow us.” He nodded and set the airship’s engine to full power and I stood up on the deck shooting blasts at it. When we got to the artic I told Cid to land the airship in the extinct volcano and Cid sent a Machina scout to watch me fight Vagnasin, I used the Super ice emeralds, went super Sayin stage 5 and activated my armor, I didn’t realize this until Vagnasin shot a blast at me and it hit me, but I didn’t feel any pain, when I opened my eyes the blast was stuck, I was wondering what was happening until I looked at my reflection in the ice and I saw I was wearing the Kanohi Vahi: the mask of time. Then something else happened some strange sand surrounded me and fused with the mask. Vagnasin shot another blast at me and I tried to block it but got my robotic arm blown off and before I got very pissed off, time stopped and began to rewind until my arm was attached back on my body, then I realized I reversed time by using that mysterious sand that surrounded me. I thought “I’m very pissed off and confused” someone approached me and said “that sand that surrounded you was the Sands of Time” I asked “who are you?” he said “I’m a prince from Babylon” I asked “a prince? Then what the ******** are you doing here?” he said “I have to warn you, the Time Guardian will come after you” I said “I don’t really give a s**t about him, right now I have to save the world again.” He asked “can I help take him down?” I said “you can’t hurt it because it is a fusion of one creature and one machine called Vagnasin” he asked “where is it?” I said nothing but just pointed at it.
Right when he saw it he lost his nerve to fight it, then these strange creatures that appeared and were running at us, I recognized them as Sinscales, he asked “what are those things?” I told him “those are Sinscales; they come from Vagnasin’s skin.” He asked “skin?” I said “yea, and don’t get too close to Vagnasin because of its toxins” he said nothing then I said “the Sinscales are easy to kill but they attack in swarms” he pulled his sword out and began killing the Sinscales with ease and I focused on Vagnasin.

I united all my sides again and pulled Tetsume out and used the Wind-Scar technique which hurt it a little, and then I remembered that I can use the icy climate to my advantage and I did use the ice to increase my power for the Ultimate-Wind-Scar technique but I actually skipped the Ultimate form and accidentally went Omega. When I did use the Wind-Scar it destroyed one of its arms, then in response it dove beneath the ocean. I dove in and followed it until it went though a portal. I have a real bad feeling about what’s going to happen…

A little bit about the person who wrote this story, and about the man who discovered it.

The boy's name is Christian Humber, and he is a scumbag. He has no friends. None. Also, he's quite stupid. He has no redeeming qualities. And he LOVES his videogames. And anime. He loves them to the point that it has become an obsession. So, my old boarding school took action, and took away his computer. And his comic books. And his action figures. So apparently writing was his next outlet into that bizarre fantasy world of his. Also, he is as 19 years old at this point in time...Distrubing no?

Also, he tried to tell people that the heartless stole his heart, and that they were invading this dimension, then he went around asking people whether they preferred short or long-range weaponry.

Its sounds funnier if you read it with a Dramatic voice...Wait...you've never read it have you?

If you actually read...he becomes like 12 halves of a person...cause at one point he declares himself half at least 6 times...

Lets see...for halfs...its Zero, Sora, Wolf, Human, Saiyan, Xena Warrior princess (at one point he kills a bunch of people with only a discus), most of the characters from FF X, Horteka, Demon, Dragon...I think that's it...not sure...

Series he rapes: DBZ, FFX, Megaman Zero, Inuyasha, FFU (will hurt him for that...), Wolf's Rain, Prince of Persia, Bionicle, Knigdom Hearts...he claims he is responsible for Killing Hitler....spells Kagome wrong....Supposedly can cause music to play...

even by reading the first post...the urge to kill either me or him has arose...