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 Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:08 am
I don't think there's one here, so I'll make one because I need some humor.
Which two people would be the goofiest couple?
For added fun, try to defend why they should be together.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:30 am
i'm not really god at that sort of thing...
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:53 am
Would you want us to make up pairs, or state the ones that already exist?
(of course my vote would be for Bella and Edward heart )
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:00 pm
Goofiest pair ay...EdwardxJacob burning_eyes ...or CharliexVictoria xp
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:49 pm
UnicornPower Would you want us to make up pairs, or state the ones that already exist?
(of course my vote would be for Bella and Edward heart ) Couples that don't already exist. Example: Alice & Jacob. I know that would never happen. But it amuses me to think it would. They'd have to wear nose plugs around each other all the time.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:10 pm
Um... I guess I can think of a few...
Jasper and Angela...? eek
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:00 am
Oh ohhhhh. Soooo wrong, but Charlie x Edward. -dies-
There is a reason why they could be....a couple. -twitchtwitch- Do I have to explain? -twitch-
Hehehe. Ummmm! OMG. The dreaded couple we all hate: Mike x Bella!
Well..I hate...I didn't *mind* it at first. (MIND. Meaning I knew Bella needed Edward and there was no possible way to be with Mike..) After New Moon, though...and..What he did..Bleh.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:08 am
This isn't a goofy couple, but it would never happen. Laurent and Esme. Esme is too compassionate to put up with Laurent's cheating on her hard earned happy lifestyle. Laurent would be a self absorbed jerk and treat dear Esme like a ragdoll.
*Fanfare*
Carlisle: Fear not my good lady for I, Carlisle Cullen, have come to rescue you!
Esme: My hero!
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:25 pm
Charcoil Goofiest pair ay...EdwardxJacob burning_eyes ...or CharliexVictoria xp I can do this. Okay, Edward x Jacob. It is a rule of hentai that the more two people hate each other, the more smex there is on the side. But maybe they haven't gotten that far. Maybe they just cuddle after they fight. Charlie x Victoria. Charlie's life seems very monotonous. And in a ploy to get to Bella and avenge the death of James, she seduces Charlie with every intention of painting Bella's bedroom walls in his blood, but finds herself charmed by Charlie's simplicity. She realizes that after James' death, she's actually very lonely and crying on the inside. She also never really enjoyed leading a nomadic life anyway. Charlie consoles her and convinces her to move in.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:16 pm
Vampire Bella Charcoil Goofiest pair ay...EdwardxJacob burning_eyes ...or CharliexVictoria xp I can do this. Okay, Edward x Jacob. It is a rule of hentai that the more two people hate each other, the more smex there is on the side. But maybe they haven't gotten that far. Maybe they just cuddle after they fight. Charlie x Victoria. Charlie's life seems very monotonous. And in a ploy to get to Bella and avenge the death of James, she seduces Charlie with every intention of painting Bella's bedroom walls in his blood, but finds herself charmed by Charlie's simplicity. She realizes that after James' death, she's actually very lonely and crying on the inside. She also never really enjoyed leading a nomadic life anyway. Charlie consoles her and convinces her to move in.
Ugh, I don't wanna imagine that anymore xDD
And I think you meant a rule of yaoi, not hentai ^^
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:18 pm
Ok, I never got to explain why I mentioned Jasper x Angela.
If Jasper wasn't taken by Alice... I could actually imagine Jasper x Angela being somewhat like Edward x Bella ._.;
I mean... it could happen... xD
Angela's a cute girl. And shy, and nice... so yeah...
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:19 pm
lemoura, the quote you added at the end made that funny.
Bella, wonderful work. VictoriaxCharlie made me giggle like a school girl.
Angela is a really great girl. She's one of my favorite human characters.
^____^
I wonder if I should have challenged writers, like, make a list of weird couples, and see how many people can write plausible summaries of how they got together...
If only I had a time machine.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:50 pm
UnicornPower Vampire Bella Charcoil Goofiest pair ay...EdwardxJacob burning_eyes ...or CharliexVictoria xp I can do this. Okay, Edward x Jacob. It is a rule of hentai that the more two people hate each other, the more smex there is on the side. But maybe they haven't gotten that far. Maybe they just cuddle after they fight. Charlie x Victoria. Charlie's life seems very monotonous. And in a ploy to get to Bella and avenge the death of James, she seduces Charlie with every intention of painting Bella's bedroom walls in his blood, but finds herself charmed by Charlie's simplicity. She realizes that after James' death, she's actually very lonely and crying on the inside. She also never really enjoyed leading a nomadic life anyway. Charlie consoles her and convinces her to move in.
Ugh, I don't wanna imagine that anymore xDD
And I think you meant a rule of yaoi, not hentai ^^
But...while Jacob and Edward don't like each other because of threats of Bella and the fact that their species hate each other...
I think Jacob amuses Edward more than anything. So, I think they're just light cuddlers.
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