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Dukes

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:22 pm


So I was sitting talking to Ego, and she accused me of watching porn, and I said she could never make it stick in court, then I had a funny thought.

Name for a courtroom porno: "Making it Sticky in Court"
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:29 pm



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:30 pm


xd

ewww, Dukes, that's ewwy XD
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:31 pm


buzzkid24

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I hereby sentence you to Life in Bondage.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:32 pm


-bangs gavel on hands- NO MORE PORN FOR YOU D:<
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:32 pm


xd Well, I'm confused. It's not the best pun, but it's 2:30am and I'm sleepy, so it's funny for now.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:32 pm


Dukes
buzzkid24

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


"How do you plead?

HORNY
Your honor"


///+
...Blue+///
I hereby sentence you to Life in Bondage.
you are also charged with a minimum of 30 years of BDSM
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:34 pm


Darkmaniac
Dukes
buzzkid24

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


"How do you plead?

HORNY
Your honor"


///+
...Blue+///
I hereby sentence you to Life in Bondage.
you are also charged with a minimum of 30 years of BDSM
We will, however, be lenient and not sentence you to yellow showers.

Dukes

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:35 pm


Dukes
Darkmaniac
Dukes
buzzkid24

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


"How do you plead?

HORNY
Your honor"


///+
...Blue+///
I hereby sentence you to Life in Bondage.
you are also charged with a minimum of 30 years of BDSM
We will, however, be lenient and not sentence you to yellow showers.
psssh, we're mgoing to sentence him to white showers instead.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:38 pm


Darkmaniac
Dukes
Darkmaniac
Dukes
buzzkid24

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


"How do you plead?

HORNY
Your honor"


///+
...Blue+///
I hereby sentence you to Life in Bondage.
you are also charged with a minimum of 30 years of BDSM
We will, however, be lenient and not sentence you to yellow showers.
psssh, we're mgoing to sentence him to white showers instead.
And he shall be required to be dressed as a ponyboy at all times, unless his a** is being used for something other than the obligatory horsehair buttplug.

Dukes

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:40 pm


Dukes
Darkmaniac
Dukes
Darkmaniac
Dukes
buzzkid24

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


"How do you plead?

HORNY
Your honor"


///+
...Blue+///
I hereby sentence you to Life in Bondage.
you are also charged with a minimum of 30 years of BDSM
We will, however, be lenient and not sentence you to yellow showers.
psssh, we're mgoing to sentence him to white showers instead.
And he shall be required to be dressed as a ponyboy at all times, unless his a** is being used for something other than the obligatory horsehair buttplug.
he shall also be required to ******** a horse, a dog, a sheep and a cat.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:43 pm


Darkmaniac
Dukes
Darkmaniac
Dukes
Darkmaniac
you are also charged with a minimum of 30 years of BDSM
We will, however, be lenient and not sentence you to yellow showers.
psssh, we're mgoing to sentence him to white showers instead.
And he shall be required to be dressed as a ponyboy at all times, unless his a** is being used for something other than the obligatory horsehair buttplug.
he shall also be required to ******** a horse, a dog, a sheep and a cat.

Enter at...User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show....Your Own Risk



not the sheep...they have standards

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:45 pm


Peles Tears
Darkmaniac
Dukes
Darkmaniac
Dukes
Darkmaniac
you are also charged with a minimum of 30 years of BDSM
We will, however, be lenient and not sentence you to yellow showers.
psssh, we're mgoing to sentence him to white showers instead.
And he shall be required to be dressed as a ponyboy at all times, unless his a** is being used for something other than the obligatory horsehair buttplug.
he shall also be required to ******** a horse, a dog, a sheep and a cat.

Enter at...User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show....Your Own Risk



not the sheep...they have standards
Not the cat... they have claws.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:47 pm


Anael De Ezra
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Darkmaniac
Dukes
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psssh, we're mgoing to sentence him to white showers instead.
And he shall be required to be dressed as a ponyboy at all times, unless his a** is being used for something other than the obligatory horsehair buttplug.
he shall also be required to ******** a horse, a dog, a sheep and a cat.

Enter at...User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show....Your Own Risk



not the sheep...they have standards
Not the cat... they have claws.
Not the horse, he'd enjoy it too much.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:48 pm


Dukes
Anael De Ezra
Peles Tears
Darkmaniac
Dukes
Darkmaniac
psssh, we're mgoing to sentence him to white showers instead.
And he shall be required to be dressed as a ponyboy at all times, unless his a** is being used for something other than the obligatory horsehair buttplug.
he shall also be required to ******** a horse, a dog, a sheep and a cat.

Enter at...User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show....Your Own Risk



not the sheep...they have standards
Not the cat... they have claws.
Not the horse, he'd enjoy it too much.

Enter at...User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show....Your Own Risk



no horse is ok. we like horse brutality XD
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