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MissOptimistical
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:27 pm


I'm going to be putting on here my thoughts on movies i've seen and how i thought they were. Please feel free to add any movie and review to the forum also. Just don't argue with my reviews unless you have a reasonable arguement.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:38 pm


Just a few hours ago I saw the brand new movie; Night At The Museum.

~~***SPOILER ALERT***~~

One thing:

Ben Stiller is a hero to the American people.

You can never get enough of him, and if you can, then you'll be dead soon enough. His acting is so fresh and new. That really shines through with this movie. But sarcasm aside, I really did enjoy this movie. Especially the retarded boss, the same genius they had in The Office (British Version). That guy is ******** hilarious. But the fun doesn't stop there. In this movie they also had Robin Williams, and Ben's partner in crime, whos name escapes me but reminds me of one of the Angry Beavers for some odd reason.

I honestly do suggest seeing this movie, the jokes were great, some moments were sad(poor atilla), and the music was great. (EYE OF THE TIIIIIGGGGERRRR)


MissOptimistical
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Winterborn Deceit

PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:41 pm


Definitely will think abouttt it ^.^ -squee-
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:49 pm


I just finished watching the movie The Producers. This is one of my favorite movies. Gene Wilder was fantastic along with his partner. It tells the tale of Max Bealistoc, a crook producer who had hit a rut in his career. Bloom is a shy and safe accountant whom gives the wild notion that you can make a fortune with a flop. So Bealistoc and Bloom go on a quest to create the worst show on Broadway, and make a fortune in doing so. Many funny characters are involved includeing a hitler loving Nazi's writing, a gay costume designer, and L.S.D as Hitler. Everything from this movie reeks of funny. I give this a 4.5 out of 5.

[They recently came out with a new edition of the movie, just as funny, and shiny. Mathew Brodrick plays the role of Bloom, who knew that white boy could dance. Same concept.]

MissOptimistical
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MissOptimistical
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:06 pm


A few nights ago I finished watching the new Will Ferrell movie Talladega Nights (The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby)

Like the cover of the movie says "Best Movie Ever Made."- Ricky Bobby


This movie was much like his famous movie, Anchorman, just as funny, even though they have different plot points. Following a raceccar driver, Ricky Bobby as he tries to beat his rival Jean Girard, a gay frenchman who is :the best driver in the world."

Talladega is worth watching time and time again.


[and i've watched it enough, believe me]

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:40 pm


Loved the review for Ricky Bobby

Seen the movie twice. Hilarious.

"I like to think of Jesus as a Teenager in one of those Tuxedo T-shirts. You know so he is all like... formal and stuff, but he is still ready to party. You know?"

(FYI It's Owen Wilson who reminds you of the Angry Beavers)

Trannisaurus Sex


Mystifyable

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:21 pm


Thank you! Damn that guy drives me nuts. But then I found out it was actually Richard Horvitz whom reminded me of the Angry Beavers. What a relief that was.

[This is MissOptimistical]
PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:23 pm


"Where'd you learn to drive like that Ricky?"

"In a car..."

Mystifyable


Trannisaurus Sex

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:50 pm


LOL Ok!

"You always said dad. If you ain't first your last, though!"
"Damn kid, I never said that! I must of been drunk or something!"
"But dad..."
PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:52 pm


"s**t son, I must of been high when I said that. That s**t don't make any sense."

"What do you mean dad? I based my whole life around that saying!"

MissOptimistical
Vice Captain


Trannisaurus Sex

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:52 pm


MissOptimistical
"s**t son, I must of been high when I said that. That s**t don't make any sense."

"What do you mean dad? I based my whole life around that saying!"


Ok that was it.. thanks

Lol i was trying to get someone to correct me so i knew that quote
PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:09 pm


It's what I'm here for. 3nodding

MissOptimistical
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Trannisaurus Sex

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:11 pm


^_^ thanks

-Man i'm posting like CRAZY tonight-
PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:13 pm


Nothing wrong with that right! blaugh

MissOptimistical
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MissOptimistical
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:01 pm


So sorry for the off-topic discussion.

Today I'm going to be reviewing one of my least favorite movies, which includes my least favorite "actor".

You could actually call her a talentless snob who deserves anything but has everything. Hilary Duff's new and worse movie [and you thought the Lizzie McGuire movie was s**t] Raise Your Voice.

Watching it for the first time was scary and painful, I was very hesitant about it, but I knew I had to watch it.

Not without taking some pills first.

****SPOILER ALERT**** Only read if you plan on never seeing the movie.

First scene watching Hilary on her period and being her spoiled self. Her face and emotions make me want to puke. And her aunt...she's stuck in the 80's.

Hilary Duff cannot sing. And they just had to do close-ups of her face lip syncing. Then they sneak out of the house to go to a sellout Three Days Grace concert. She's so punk. Especially when she actually started to sing mind numbingly to their lyrics. Like they werent bad enough before. One of the best parts surpriseingly came next, when Hilary and her brother gets in a car crash [singing to Threes Day Grace] and Alex [her brother] dies. It's all her fault and she blames herself, which it really was all her fault in the first place for getting the tickets. Unfortunatly she can't die yet because the movie would be too short I'm afraid.

After waking up in a hospital bed she in a rut and doesnt want to sing anymore. After being emo she quickly gets over it.
"I've never lied to my father before."
"I just think this is your life and heres your chance to live it!"
"Then why doesnt it feel so wrong."

Theres real drama right there. I ooze sympathy.

Long story short she goes to L.A becomes famous and gets the guy in the end. God what a predictable crappy movie.

The guy, of course, is cute, taken, and british, with a snobby girlfriend. Her dorm roomate, black, mean, but funny.

I hated this movie. It was the same as all her crappy half assed movies
Snobby, predictable, pointless, and a waste of my time. And my time is oh so precious.

1 out of 5.

Tomorrow's review will be on one of my all time favorites, Dogma. [produced by Kevin Smith.]


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