Welcome to Gaia! ::

Let me list my feelings about D00kS.

I hate Dukes.
I loathe Dukes.
I can't think of something I wouldn't wish upon Dukes.
The above statement includes a slow, fiery death, or a fast, extremely painful death. I don't know if his pathetic soul can feel love. But if it can feel love, I wish nothing but pain on his loved ones, for they could only be as asinine as him.
If the word 'Hate' were inscribed in every cell in my body, it wouldn't be a good enough expression of my hatred of Dukz.
If I were to construct some Turing machine that was only capable of calculating my hatred of Do0cs, the universe would collapse before it could calculate a fraction of this hatred.
If I were to die right now, I would have two main regrets. One would be that I never said goodbye to my loved ones. The second would be that Duk3s is still alive.
Every day that I know Dukes is still alive, I wonder if today will be the day his overwhelming stupidity crushes the earth itself.
It takes several days of preparation just to open one of the abusive PM's Dukes sends me, because I know it'll be a complaint about some period I've misplaced. The days of preparation are to prevent me from going insane at the mere sight of his a**-hattery.
Building on the above item, asshats all over the world build idols of Dukes, in the hopes that one day they can be as much of a jerk as he is.


I'll add more later.
This is not a personal attack on Dukes, I just need to vent after he tried to expose every single flaw in one of my last posts. Again. I wouldn't even mind so much if he was this much of a p***k to anyone but me.

I mean no disrespect to Dukes, and in no way assert that he is any of these things. These are merely my opinions, and are subjective, like any other claim I make.

Happy birthday Dukes, I think it's in a few days.


I may not be here for a few games, because I've really just had it with two or three members who just don't feel I've had enough punishment for ruining Game XI.

Also, rants like this are not a good idea to have posted here... i really think that this is more suited towards your journal or something.

x_x Yes Taka, It's not just you he rains down the fire on. He does it to nearly everybody. He likes to argue till he comes out on top. Alain does this too, creating thousands of posts when the two meet. Creating a topic about it won't fix it. It's the way he is, you just have to accept it.

He's done it to me too, and that's why I didn't talk to him for 2 months after I met him. x_x;

I've thought the same for a while, I just don't like to go around saying it because I'd rather not start a flame war. Belive me. I've rewritten this reply about 5 times trying to find a way to state it without starting flame wars, and I don't think it's gonna happen.