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Uta Arashi licked her lips. Puri purii was aimlessly running around in the Opera house foyer. Uta loved a moving target. She had chosen today to test her new bolonium gun, a wicked device that would inject roughly two tonnes of boloney directly into her victim's heart.

However, the sniper had other plans. They stopped what they were doing to face Uta, who was now checking the settings on her beloved meat shover. They let the crosshairs come to rest on her temple. There was only one true killer in this Opera house, and Uta wasn't it.

The shot rang through the hall. Uta fell from her hiding place, with the bolonium gun falling just above her. It is a commonly known fact that all objects fall at roughly the same speed. Except for bolony. Bolony's unnatural properties cause it to exert a supergravitational effect that causes it to fall faster than most objects. This is why Uta, who was still alive as she fell, was punctured in the heart by her own Bolonium gun in mid-air. The gods of irony were having a royal laugh right now.
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"Why me?" Vlad stuttered.
"Because," Moonie exclaimed, obviously thinking the answer was obvious, "ALL killers have three names. Jack-The-Ripper. Mark-David-Chapman. Lee-Harvey-Oswald. Um."
"Charles-The-Manson" Nantooski chimed.
"Exactly, so Vlad D. Tepes just fits."

Vlad was thrown into a new theatre, because the old one had gotten noisy. This one at least had some nice facilities, although it was very dark.
"Oh well," he sighed to himself, "At least I'm not a citizen of Chicago."
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Shoy was enjoying a martini when he felt a message being pushed into his skin. Since he was dead, it was quite easy to shove objects through his rotting flesh and into his empty ribcage. Because of this, he had become a sort of vault for other people to store things, and no longer bothered to check what people were inserting into where his organs used to be. For this reason, he never read the note that had been pushed into him, which read:
"I regularly converse with the dead. <3 The sniper."



Uta Arashi has been crazily served justice by the sniper.
Vlad D. Tepes has been Jailed.

I, [Cherry.Wine] #67 vote for #114 sweetnessfairy

57 for 56.


I don't like people that are above me. >.<

I #81 votes #57 subliminal Retard.

#58 for #57. 3nodding

I got mentioned, haha. xd

I, ~SmashMasterOrin~, #56, will vote for #57. Subliminal Retard.
Because he won the door chasher prize for being the first to vote for me.... Mwa ha ha!

.... <.< ..... *slurps slurpee* ...... >.> ....

#61 Merty for #81 Darkmaniac.

#13 for #93 Petey Williams
Poor Uta! gonk She looked up to the Sniper, and they killed her! BAD SNIPER! mad