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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:46 pm
Why was the internet handed over to the general public? What could possibly prompt such a move by the DoD? It all started simply enough, random postings by Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force brass discussing strategy and tactics, but it wasn't long before things took a turn for the worse. The following is a transcript of one such discussion.
T3H NAV3Y IS T3H REZUN W4 L0ST V33UTNAMN
- Air Force General
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LRN2WAR U N00BZ u had mor plaenz tehn us adn we shot down more emeny fighhters tahn u did lawlz besydes u nededd more d at se asuh
- Admiral of the Navy
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zomg air pwned by the squids11!11!!
- USMC Commanding General
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hey we culdnt use our planez cuz we had 2 bomb the north vietnum back 2 t3h stone age
- Air Force General
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tehy were arleady in teh stone age u n00bs
- Director of the CIA
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ZOMGROFLWAFFLESAUCE
QQ more noobs
- Admiral of the Navy
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With such an intellectual display, congress reasoned that the general populace couldn't possibly do any worse with it.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:50 pm
I see we took another stupid pill to help inspire us with this one, eh?
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:52 pm
That Navy Admiral totally pwned those nubs.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:54 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:03 am
Lolz, t3h army is stell bettr than all u n00b branches. W3 p0wnz j00 @ warr!!!
-Army Chief of Staff
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:33 am
LOLZ NOWAI T3H N4V3Y PWNXX0RZ AL U LOLWTFX
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:54 am
Jessica Drew LOLZ NOWAI T3H N4V3Y PWNXX0RZ AL U LOLWTFX OMFGIJANE!
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:08 pm
A friend dug up this little gem on another forums, and I figured I'd share;
If WWII was an RTS:
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *MacRthr has joined the game. * *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this ******** sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: s**t Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got s**t to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do s**t til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the ******** up Churchill: d00d IM gettin pounded deGaulle: this is ******** weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: IM gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america IM comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullshit u fags IM gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little b***h ill get u T0J0: mac i’m totally kicking ur a** MacRthr: BRB AFK
Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a ******** army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, IM on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u asshoel! WE HAD A ******** TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa IM gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o s**t i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: IM 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right b***h IM comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an a** Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh s**t help Hitler: o man ur ********: oh what now b***h Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my s**t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksucker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are ******** gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: ******** u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: ******** this s**t IM goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay MacRthr: k back! *Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: s**t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY s**t I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshit! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bullshit u ******** suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game IM not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for s**t Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: ******** u all MacRthr: ******** u commie!!! MacRthr: ur next b***h! tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* *MacRthr has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o s**t! *paTTon has left the game.*
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:14 pm
Ricochet Rita Jessica Drew LOLZ NOWAI T3H N4V3Y PWNXX0RZ AL U LOLWTFX OMFGIJANE! oh shut up, N00bz! J3w g07 pAnw3d by ScarL37 And S70rm ShaD0w!!1
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