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 Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:16 pm
Alright, so my work World's Best Pizza (HA! Not afraid to say it now because I've checked to see if you guys can trace it to where I live. And you can't. ninja ) has some history behind it. It started sometime in the 1980's, burnt down with the original plaza it was located at in 1993, then moved across the street to the new plaza. We also used to deliver ten years ago in 1996 One particular worker (besides the owners) has worked since it was opened, I think. I haven't asked, though I'm confident he has.
So occassionally we get phone calls from people asking us various things like if we have special deals or how many inches diameter something is or how many slices there are to a pizza. Probably the more common question asked is if we deliver. So it was two weeks ago, when one of my co-workers Will (whom, even though I'm new, I'm allowed to throw jokes at. No one really likes him and it's quite funny to make fun of him. xd ) was off visiting family for Christmas, we get a phone call asking us if we deliver. Me and the manager, the guy who has been working there since forever, were making pizzas at the time, so another guy had to answer the phone and said that we stopped delivering in 1993. So the customer hangs up and the guy goes back to work. And this is more or less the conversation that ensues.
Manager: We stopped delivering in '96, not '93.
Guy: I thought you said it was '93 the other day?
M: No, that was when we burned down in the plaza across the street. We stopped delivering in '96.
M: Oh.
G: Yeah, learn your lore of World's Best Pizza.
A second passes before I come up with and throw in my two cents of comedy.
Druki: Lore of World's Best Pizza. Now made easily available in this 33 DVD collection being sold for five easy payments of $19.95.
Manager: Damn skippy. *has a smirk on his face*
D: Rated "R" for violence, language, and sexual content.
M: ...And Will.
And laughs were had by all.
Any stories you have of work, for those that are ancient enough to do so?
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:25 pm
Umm..Not really.Unless that includes everyone bugging you.Including your own mom.-_- Try having your mom work at the kiosk right next to yours, everytime you worked.Even my boss bugs me.Sometimes, it stinks being the youngest worker in the WHOLE mall I work in.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:31 pm
Marly-chan Umm..Not really.Unless that includes everyone bugging you.Including your own mom.-_- Try having your mom work at the kiosk right next to yours, everytime you worked.Even my boss bugs me.Sometimes, it stinks being the youngest worker in the WHOLE mall I work it. I'm the youngest person at my work yet we still pick on Will. You just need to be merciless at making good-humor jokes at the right time.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:34 pm
 I work stoner fast food. And on top of that, I manage. Well, I used to before I got sick. Ah, the conversations we've had.
Coworker's freind: This table is the perfect height for, ya'know. ;D
Coworker: Oh yeah, I know.
Coworker: I've done it on this table, like three times.
Everyone: o.O;; -backs away from table-
~<3
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:35 pm
Once upon a time, we had this crazy old lady call us at the library to ask us silly questions and ramble on long diatribes about random things. Since we're small-town librarians, we feel it rude to hang up on old people who might have legitimate questions. However, this one time the conversation hit the 15-minute mark with no signs of stopping and my co-worker was making "gag-me" faces I decided to do something about it:
Co-worker: *on phone* Uh-huh . . . yes . . . no, I don't think Al Gore invented the automobile . . .
Me: *standing at the meeting room door* Hey, kid! Get away from that door!
Hey! Hey, you!
*screaming like a child*
Co-worker: eek
Me: *slamming door* What are you doing?!? Help! Dumb kid!
Co-worker: Ma'm, I have to go, things are getting busy here . . . Thank you . . . bye!
Yeah, thankfully we were empty. xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:40 pm
Druki Marly-chan Umm..Not really.Unless that includes everyone bugging you.Including your own mom.-_- Try having your mom work at the kiosk right next to yours, everytime you worked.Even my boss bugs me.Sometimes, it stinks being the youngest worker in the WHOLE mall I work it. I'm the youngest person at my work yet we still pick on Will. You just need to be merciless at making good-humor jokes at the right time. Sadly, i'm supposed to be serious at my job. -_- My boss is supposed to be working when he's there.Yet he's gone outside smoking half the time, reading, or going and taking for ever to grab himself food.My mom, technically wants me to focus on working more then anything.I don't even get a chance to sit down.Usually when I got to sit down, a customer comes to look at stuff.They plan me, to technically talk to everyone, when there's like five people at the booth.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:57 pm
Not old enough to tell things about work, but I have one from one from school...
(in math class)
Mr. O: blah blah completely off subject blah Who's ever been to Europe? blah blah anyway, moving on --
Me: ...What if you drove to Europe? From North America? In a normal car?
Ayanna # 1: You'd run out of gas in the middle of the ocean.
Lea: You'd be like "PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! RSHH! RSHH! ERRRRRRRR! SCRAAAAAAAAAW!!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:03 pm
Mychryynrie Not old enough to tell things about work, but I have one from one from school...
(in math class)
Mr. O: blah blah completely off subject blah Who's ever been to Europe? blah blah anyway, moving on --
Me: ...What if you drove to Europe? From North America? In a normal car?
Ayanna # 1: You'd run out of gas in the middle of the ocean.
Lea: You'd be like "PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! RSHH! RSHH! ERRRRRRRR! SCRAAAAAAAAAW!!"
Teacher: As you can see, there are two seperat things in each graph. Idaho has Coeur d'Alene, and france has paris-
Me: What about the Coeur d'Alene in france?
T: There is no Coeur d'Alene in France.
Me: Sure there is. I mean, it's a french word.
T: I'm telling you, there is no Coeur d'Alene in France.
Me: Yes there is, I've been to France. Why don't you just put in as a double variable.
Of course, a reasonably long fight ensued.
And of course, good ol' Japanese class.
Sensei: .. and if you don't pass your test, you'll end up in Japanese 2 again like Corey here.
-Class laughs-
Me: At least I still have my hair.
-Class laughs again-
~<3
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:20 pm
korikun the cat Mychryynrie Not old enough to tell things about work, but I have one from one from school...
(in math class)
Mr. O: blah blah completely off subject blah Who's ever been to Europe? blah blah anyway, moving on --
Me: ...What if you drove to Europe? From North America? In a normal car?
Ayanna # 1: You'd run out of gas in the middle of the ocean.
Lea: You'd be like "PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! RSHH! RSHH! ERRRRRRRR! SCRAAAAAAAAAW!!"
Teacher: As you can see, there are two seperat things in each graph. Idaho has Coeur d'Alene, and france has paris-
Me: What about the Coeur d'Alene in france?
T: There is no Coeur d'Alene in France.
Me: Sure there is. I mean, it's a french word.
T: I'm telling you, there is no Coeur d'Alene in France.
Me: Yes there is, I've been to France. Why don't you just put in as a double variable.
Of course, a reasonably long fight ensued.
And of course, good ol' Japanese class.
Sensei: .. and if you don't pass your test, you'll end up in Japanese 2 again like Corey here.
-Class laughs-
Me: At least I still have my hair.
-Class laughs again-
~<3 
xDDD
Hair?
Art teacher: blah blah Ol' Jasmine here's hair is about as long as an eyelash.
Jas: What!? I got more hair than you, you bigh baldhead bear!
everybody on the bus: rofl
Chen: She meant 'Big black baldhead bear'!
Me: That's funny. Y'know what else is funny?
Ashley: What?
Me: Your car got 3 wheels. rofl
Rhi: (pointing to an old rusted out pickup truck with no windows, wheels, steering wheel, etc.) OOH! OOH! THAT'S MY RIDE! THAT'S MY RIDE!
Chen: That's MY dream car right there!
Me: I want that for Christmas, bruh! I'd be drivin' down the street on cinderblocks like "EEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"
Chen & Rhi: Iknow!
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:45 pm
So Im narrowing down possibilities, just cause he says it wouldnt be possible to find him...
World's Best Pizza
(760) 746-3000
358 W El Norte Pkwy
Escondido, CA 92026
Fialdini's World's Best Pizza
(714) 491-8898
821 S State College Blvd
Anaheim, CA 92806
World's Best Pizza
(626) 968-4794
3142 Colima Rd
Hacienda Heights, CA
He told me it wasnt the Second one on PM, but I listed it any way Have fun.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:48 pm
Ohoho, I just realized I made a flaw.
Darnit.
Some people can find out where I live now. ninja Or at least, where I work and the general area of where I work.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:51 pm
I think its the last one, seeing as there is what looks like a small plaza across from the larger plaza the address is located at on Satelite image.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:53 pm
See if we can't do any research and figure out which one had a fire in '93
o.o
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:54 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:56 pm
DRUKI
TELL ME YOUR REAL NAME
AND WORK SCHEDULE
SO I CAN BE LIKE
*CALLS*
HI IS _______ THERE?
AND THEN I CAN PHONE SEX YOU AT WORK......
ninja 4laugh heart
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