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It was a Sunday morning, and Druki was practicing his Shaq Fu, trying to open as many cans of said Fu as he could before noon. So far, it was going well, and he had already annihilated seventeen Tori Spelling figurines. Unfortunately, the real Tori Spelling was still alive.

Little did Druki expect that someone was about to open a can of Fu on his a** too. Dual-Chamber-Ultra-Explosive-Lead-Ammunition-Fu. The sniper was holding their Puerto Rican credit card, training it firmly on Druki's head. He was midway through another roundhouse kick when the Sniper pulled the trigger.

The Can of Sniper-Fu sped towards Druki's head, narrowly missing him and exploding near the back wall. Druki hadn't even reacted before the second can pierced his skull, lodging in to his brain. He was already dead by this point, but that didn't stop the can from then exploding, spraying the contents of his head across the room.
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"I'LL KILL YOU!
I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" Meru was currently being dragged to jail. And she was very upset about it.
"You always threaten to kill us all. That's why we're jailing you," Cadet Particle tried to explain, "It's just-"
"WHERE'S MY LAWYER?! I'LL KILL HIM TOO!" Meru went on like this for some time, stopping only to make obscure movie references and demands for various novelty items.

It is a commonly believed myth that there is a magical city by the name of 'Chicago'. Those who believe in this city- usually drug addicts and small children who want to be accountants when they grow up-Make various claims about it: That it floats through time and space, appearing once every month;That it is home to one of the world's largest towers; and that it was the title and setting for a highly successful 2002 musical. These are of course all false. Those who claim to be from Chicago are generally considered crazy and shot on sight. This is how the term "Citizen of Chacago" came to mean the same thing as "Cadaver".

"We know it's you who's behind all those citizens of Chicago." Xutati snarled.
"Yeah," chimed Hirun, "Lock her up!" And so they did. Meru came to a crash landing inside the jailtheatre, hearing the door lock behind her. Sighing, she moved to join the poker game in session.
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Tedie Behr paused to catch her breath. She was somewhere on the third floor, and the Crazed Killer was somewhere behind her. She was surrounded by various doors, some leading upstairs, but none leading back down to safety. Deciding to take her chances on the fourth floor, Behr rose to her feet and made her way to a large, metal door to her right.

The fourth floor was extremely cold. Tedie turned corner after corner, trying to get as far away from the third floor entrance as was humanly possible. Finally, she reached a single door at the end of the hallway. It was a closet, but it'd have to do.

Tedie Behr waited. And waited. And waited. Eventually, she decided the killer had given up, and motioned towards the door knob. The room gave a shudder. Behr backed further into the closet, stopping only briefly to admire what a nice, roomy close it was. Ironically, as she thought this, the room got a whole lot smaller. A whole lot smaller. As the ceiling came flying downwards, Behr could only admire the decorative floral pattern adorned on the ceiling's corners.
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The populace waited eagerly for the clock's hands to come together once more. It was becoming a rather sick sport for them. As the hands did, however, they found nobody was dying. They crowd let out a collective sigh, before the clock boomed:
"THE. CK. LOVES. HALLOWEEN."
The hands resumed spinning.

Druki has been Snipe-Fu'd.
Meru has been jailed.
Tedie Behr has been Crazily Crushed.

#61 Merty for #81 Darkmaniac.

#52 iPocky` votes 81 Darkmaniac.

Vlad, #109, Votes Darkmaniac, #81.

I #44 Nymphie vote for #67 Cadet Particle

#9 Uta Arashi for #97 Cadet Particle.

#28 Roger Silverwood for #97 Cadet Particle.