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 Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:51 pm
HELLO, I R DOCTOR pirate
Ahem... yes. My name is Dr. Doctor, except my name is pronounced dok-taur (taur as in rhymes with sore). Many of you previously knew me as Ego, yet those days are gone. You will call me Dr. Doctor, Doctor, or Doc. I am one of the most prestigious M.Ds in my area, which is... uh... Gaialand. Sometimes Lazytown, but that's more of Dr. Scelly, the local gynecologist / town drunk's job.
I simply ask that you, my fellow GCSGers, come to me for help in this thread. I have already helped a young woman by the name of "Inasanemonkey1230", who can inform you that I am the best. So, Gaians, please come to me for help with whatever ails you.
Thank you,
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:54 pm
IT'S TRUE.
DOCTOR EGO SOLVED ALL MY PROBLEMS! biggrin
YOU CAN TOTALLY TRUST HER TO MAKE EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE BETTER.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:55 pm
Yes, thank you Ina... you can trust me with all your problems. I have my Merck manual right here!
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:04 pm
Oi, berk, it's Dr. Scelly, Gynecologist Extraordinaire.
Now who needs a checkup? -Puts on gloves-
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:10 pm
Ayuh, Doc Scelly, this is my turf. Please depart.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:11 pm
Egotistical Moose Ayuh, Doc Scelly, this is my turf. Please depart.
I'll have to settle for giving free gynecological exams to GD Prommies.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:21 pm
Sith Lord Ali giving you any crap? He came into my office the other day, looks like someone's been beating him up. Wouldn't let me look at half the bruises... I don't know. Maybe he's just cutting or something, all prommies go through that stage. Hazy's going through depression because he keeps getting banned... I told him he should stop trolling, but he tried to beat me up. He hit me in the mouth and probably stole half the pills in my office while I was down for a few seconds, but I got him with a tongue depressor and he ran away, screaming.
Wannabe poets can be even worse, though. I told one of them that they had AIDs and they told me they didn't care what my opinion of them was, since they lived the life of the poet... she kept rambling on and on, so I had to ask if the life of the poet was identical to that of the village whore.
Apparently, it is!
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:28 pm
SLA's v****a is looser than ***** on crack. Srsly. gonk
Anyway, a few days ago, in walks this Gaian (I'm not revealing names) complaining of menstrual cramps. I look at them for a second, then say, "How the hell could you have menstrual cramps if you're a guy?"
So they launch into this story about how they were born a hermaphrodite, and how they were raised female until they were fifteen, and I just slapped them across the face and shouted "LANZER, DAMN IT, STOP BEING A SLUTTY WHORE AND YOU'LL BE FINE."
I then prescribed him some Preparation H for the herpes, when they gave birth all over my floor. scream
So I made them mop it up while the ambulance crew waited. Damn lazy whore...
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:35 pm
And that's why I don't specialize in gentalia!
My, my, that nearly tops it off... but not really. Some teenager came into my office asking my he had boobs... I told him it was perfectly natural, and if he was straight he might actually enjoy them, but nooooooooo, his mother had to sue me for malpractice when he died of a heartattack 3 weeks later. That's a perfectly natural way to die! I mean, half my patients die in my office from a stroke or a heart attack or something, so what's the big deal? scream
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:43 pm
You didn't have to be the gynecologist for tubgirl. You just wouldn't understand.
Well, here's the sordid tale, anyway. There I was, twelve years old and fresh out of Gynecology School. I was innocently talking with a friend of mine on the internet, when she sends me a link to her photobucket account.
Curious, I clicked. And my jaw dropped.
"My god, that woman not only needs her butthole examined, but she desperately needs a gynecological examination!"
So, I got my Super Team of Gynecologists together, and we flew to Tubgirl's house, which was underwater... well, not exactly water, but you get the point.
"Tubgirl!" I cried. "We're here to examine you!"
All we heard was a glurbling in the nearby tub, so we ventured in to find tubgirl in her tub again.
Well, three days later, we had finished with the exam and given her a free drain stopper.
We lost six good men to drowning that day.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:51 pm
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
Did I really have to go into this thread while eating? gonk
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:59 pm
`Aine Chievious Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... Did I really have to go into this thread while eating? gonk
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:02 pm
`Aine Chievious Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... Did I really have to go into this thread while eating? gonk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stupid Loinface. ^^
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:03 pm
"Im more insane then you"My friends say I have mental ishues...
-plops down in a chair-
They say that the nead and constent thought of killing your intire family isent normall...
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:06 pm
A Dragonflys Sin "Im more insane then you"My friends say I have mental ishues...
-plops down in a chair-
They say that the nead and constent thought of killing your intire family isent normall...
I'll handle this one, Dr. Doctor.
Now, Sin, do you have any sudden urges to bury yourself into sand, to pinch the toes of berks and the like?
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