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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:01 am

The entirety of the opera house had been locked down along with everyone inside, and there were now some hundred and twenty performers, audience members, directors, producers, proctologists, mocktologists, ticket salesmen, ushers, technicians, accountants, lawyers, and actors with a lot of time and nothing to do. So they did the only thing they could think of.

"I heard HirunHikari is putting on an opera in room VII"
"Is he an operati?"
"No, he was an audience member. But he said he always wanted to try singing."
"I guess the best time to start is when you have a captive audience to sing to."
Inishikacho was debating with her own left hand about what they should do, because nobody in the packed foyer was speaking to her.
"Did you hear about how Takazawa was killed yesterday?"
"Wasn't he shot?"
Takazawa had in fact been shot, but the sniper had used DVDs for bullets. The DVDs were limited edition copies of 'Colossus' and the original 'War of the worlds'. The bloodstained DVDs had been salvaged, and were now playing in room XIV.
"A science fiction double feature." Inishikacho said. Her left hand broke out in giggles.

Meanwhile, on a catwalk far above the huddled crowd, one person was closing their eyes. This wouldn't be unusual if the person didn't happen to have a rifle in their hands.

Life is Random
-BLADANGADANG-
So should be Death

Inishi fell to the floor. Her left hand should have gone for help, but could only stare in horror at what had happened.
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"I'm OUTRAGED."
Dukes' default outlook on life was umbrage. He took umbrage to the rising sun, he took umbrage to his morning bowl of wheatie-O's. And he was taking a buttload of umbrage to the accusations facing him now.
"We know Dukes," S a x e said softly, "But we're jailing you anyways."
"I have a right to be offended!"

A small team of performers were carting him to room XIV, which had been converted into a jail. Really, they felt having to watch 'War of the worlds' was torture enough.
"We know Dukes."
Dukes continued to take offence to everything they passed, as well as to things they hadn't passed, and things he thought they might pass in the future.

Eventually, they made it to Room XIV, where they hastily shoved Dukes inside. He settled down to watch the movie, taking umbrage to everything onscreen.
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An audience member had taken inspiration from the Sniper's noble work. Unfortunately, they didn't have a gun. But they were very, very creative. Meanwhile, Sibeiko was trying not to laugh as he watched HirunHikari sing Carmen. According to doctors, theatrical suspense and dramatic tension are the number one killers in America. So for your own health, I will tell you now that Sibeiko dies, and Hirun doesn't sell many tickets, but gets some positive critical reception.

As Sibeiko sat, somewhere above him, a bowling ball knocked over a chair, which caused a domino to fall. Sibeiko only noticed a slight tapping sound,looking up to investigate the source of the noise. He didn't see the hundreds of dominoes that were falling all around him. The performance came to a close, and the small audience rose to their feet for the ovation. Sibeiko joined them, failing to see the large rock now swinging towards him. The Crazed Killer grinned from their hiding place. The last thing that went through Sibeiko's mind was how he'd write Hirun a very positive review later.

Inishikacho has been sniped.
Dukes has been jailed.
Sibeiko has been crazily killed.