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 Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:13 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:15 pm
There was a charming young man named Rafe. He loved, more than anything else in the world, to ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:17 pm
...waltz with his best friend, Larry the hippo. Unfortunately, one day Larry...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:18 pm
...lost his left foot in a horrible ballroom dancing accident. When he heard the terrible news, Rafe...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:20 pm
... was in a rage! How dare his Larry dance with someone else, and even let him take his foot! Well, he would not have that. With a frown, he...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:21 pm
...called his friend Harvey and asked him if he got that thing he sent him. Harvey said...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:24 pm
...nothing, because he had been taken hostage by ninjas and his mouth was gagged. "Tell us where it is or your friend gets it!" shouted one of the ninjas. In response, Rafe...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:27 pm
...hung up the phone, got on his pirate ship, and sailed to Harvey's house to save him. When the ultimate pirate-vs.-ninja showdown was over...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:40 pm
...the peanut gallery stormed Harvey's house, complaining about crappy special effects. Rafe and Harvey...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:42 pm
... ignored that damnable peanut gallery and went on their way to the Music store to get some CDs of...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:48 pm
... Banhammer, the latest multi-platinum band in America. After listening to their hottest single Heresy, Rafe and Harvey decided to...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:57 pm
...try and score backstage passes to their next show. They called up the local radio station and...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:58 pm
...talked to the announcer for a while, trying to force their voices up an octave and flirt. They managed to get their passes, though, and a dinner date, too! Anywho, when they went to the concert...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:09 pm
...they ran into the radio announcer, who was pissed that the sexy Swedish twins on the phone were really guys impersonating sexy Swedish twins to get free tickets. In a fit of rage, he...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:26 pm
...tossed the left foot of a certain waltzing hippo at Rafe's head. When he came to...
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