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 Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:46 pm
[Before you send me hate mail, read what I am going to say here.]
Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
Homosexuality is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanges aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:20 pm
XD!!! That's beautifull. Mmmm, I love irony and sarcasm.
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:01 pm
*nods* I love it! I read another one like that before if I find it I'll post it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:02 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:59 am
"Remember, it often takes two heterosexuals, to produce a homosexual"
Wish i could remember where i saw that originally.
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:01 pm
*hugs everyone* YAY!! People understand sarcasm in this guild!! I posted it in another yaoi guild and people thought I was against gay marraige... After I was an obvious participating member in many rp's and have a gay pride banner in my sig... People, I swear... stare Thank god the mod had a brain... It's called a satire. ^-^ Aaaanyways, enough of my ramblings.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:47 pm
Lol, I read this before. xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:02 pm
Ceres_3LD *hugs everyone* YAY!! People understand sarcasm in this guild!! I posted it in another yaoi guild and people thought I was against gay marraige... After I was an obvious participating member in many rp's and have a gay pride banner in my sig... People, I swear... stare Thank god the mod had a brain... It's called a satire. ^-^ Aaaanyways, enough of my ramblings. I have a brain? That's news to me.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:31 pm
Borealis Ceres_3LD *hugs everyone* YAY!! People understand sarcasm in this guild!! I posted it in another yaoi guild and people thought I was against gay marraige... After I was an obvious participating member in many rp's and have a gay pride banner in my sig... People, I swear... stare Thank god the mod had a brain... It's called a satire. ^-^ Aaaanyways, enough of my ramblings. I have a brain? That's news to me. Actually Bore-Bore-chan, I was speaking of the mod in the other guild. She made people stop yelling at me. *cries* But yes, you do as well, i'm sure. ^-^
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:33 pm
Borealis Ceres_3LD *hugs everyone* YAY!! People understand sarcasm in this guild!! I posted it in another yaoi guild and people thought I was against gay marraige... After I was an obvious participating member in many rp's and have a gay pride banner in my sig... People, I swear... stare Thank god the mod had a brain... It's called a satire. ^-^ Aaaanyways, enough of my ramblings. I have a brain? That's news to me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:59 pm
Mie-tanuki Borealis Ceres_3LD *hugs everyone* YAY!! People understand sarcasm in this guild!! I posted it in another yaoi guild and people thought I was against gay marraige... After I was an obvious participating member in many rp's and have a gay pride banner in my sig... People, I swear... stare Thank god the mod had a brain... It's called a satire. ^-^ Aaaanyways, enough of my ramblings. I have a brain? That's news to me. Ohhhh shiny!! *pause* Gimme, gimme, gimme!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:01 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:44 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:38 pm
The Bible's agin' it. mad
Actually, A-chan does think gay marriage is wrong. Heck, I think homosexuality is wrong. Which makes me a. hypocritical b. a bad bad bad queer. I just can't see any reason for it to exist, from my Darwinian point of view. I don't have any fancy logical arguments against it, but it seems pointless. Of course I think that breederlove is wrong as well, and I'll probably end up married, most likely to a woman, because I'm a hypocritical hedonist with a penchant for run-on sentences.
And semicolons.
*wanders off to go commit suicide*
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:01 am
*huggles* i love love love you.
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