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 Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:46 pm
*"The Fly" by U-2 played, as the Paparazzi Productions logo flashed on screen. It later showed Alex Shelley adjusting the ShelleyCam in the locker room.*
"Okay, testing...Is it filming? Good."
*Looks to Kevin.*
"You ready, Big Kev?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:49 pm
"alex, you should know the Big Sexy is ALWAS READXY."
*PELVIC THRUST.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:51 pm
"Badass, man. Lemme show you the footage here..."
*Inserts tape in VCR. It shows Necro Butcher beating the s**t out of Kurt.*
"This handsome fella right here is Necro Butcher. One of those damn backyard wrestlers..."
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:54 pm
*Nash Looks at the Footage.*
"oh, I've seen this guy....See, I was in Alabama For A charity show, raising money for kids with AIDS. I ranked in over 20,000 people, and the you know, Area could only hold 300. I remember I was signing autographs and he was there.
And there were five of him. I don't know, All hillbillies look the same to me."
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:56 pm
*Tear comes down cheek. Sniffles.*
"You're so generous....Helping kids with AIDS. You're the greatest..."
*Footage now shows Necro piledriving Kurt off a roof.*
"Dude, what the HELL was that?!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:58 pm
eek
"See Alex...I can do like...A Double Flip pile Driver Off that roof. So I am better then him."
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:59 pm
eek
"YOU...have to show me that someday."
*Footage now shows Necro strapping Kurt to a hospital bed as it flies off and gets hit by a car.*
"Ouch!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:03 pm
"What kinda guy HELPS his victim get ready to go to the ER? How un-professional is that?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:04 pm
"I know you would, Big Kev, if your opponent was a child. You're that caring..."
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:06 pm
"If he was A Child? I would break his face in with my boot." ninja
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:08 pm
*Tries kissing up.*
"Uh, YOU'RE not generous. You're one rough, badass, killing machine! Yes, you are! Ahem..."
*Takes video tape out, and inserts footage of Doink the Clown vs Nova.*
"This guy, you may know very well. You know, when you were Diesel..."
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:09 pm
confused
"I thought he g ave up wrestling and did Little kid shows..."
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:10 pm
"Nah, your thinking of Shawn Michaels, since that's what WWE has ceased to be..."
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:30 pm
"Shawn...Hey, Did I ever tell you the Story when I Made him job to me over 25 times?"
*Points to Nova.*
"Who's he?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:31 pm
"That's Nova. He like invented all those crazy moves you mastered, and he and his group of friends made fun of nWo. He did a KILLER impression of Hogan, man."
*Footage shows the clown midgets running in and fighting off Nova.*
"What the ********?"
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