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 Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:30 pm
Soooo... my guy friend Joey forgot to turn off his cell phone in class the other day, and his mom just so happened to call right when the teacher was talking. The next thing I hear is " I don't practice Santeria! I ain't got no crystal ball...!" My guy friend Chase is sitting right beside me... and he starts to sing along to it.
It was so awesome.
:3 E>
Aaaand I now have that song stuck in my head.
xD
So ~ do you have any fun classroom stories?
:D
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:31 pm
I b***h slapped this one kid that was thoughing my hair in class one time. ;D
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:32 pm
I trip alot.
'Nuff said. xD
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:37 pm
Me too. xD
I fall over curbs. o______x
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:45 pm
I don't think it qualifies as a "classroom" story... However...
Back in middle school (a long long time ago... x_x) A class I was in (as well as a couple others) that was getting ready to leave for the end of the year (last day of middle school... o.o) decided to buy/drink as much milk as possible...
When we were done, there was a literal "pyramid" of milk cartons at the end of the table... o__o
And one of the guys who had drank a whole bunch... (10-15 cartons) didn't show up for class afterwards... think he got sick... o_o
@_@
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:27 pm
In third grade my teacher was explaining sentence structure, and as soon as she mentioned the word dog (as an example) this dog from the the hall (no idea how it got there) started barking it's head off xd
At the time it was really quite funny.
And then there's this one kid in my class who had this hickey on his neck... Yeah, no need to say what happened next... -rofl-
AND MY SCIENCE TEACHER SAID BREAST AND WE ALL LAUGHED AND IT WAS FUNNY xd
Teacher: "Blah blah blah blah blah breast bl-"
Some kid: "-gasps-"
Some other kid: "OMG WTF YOU SAID BREAST!!!!"
Everyone else: "ROFFLE!!!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:40 pm
 My best friend started playing his guitar during B Block study hall one day. It was so great rofl
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:58 pm
I dislocated my shoulder in japanese class.
My cell phone went off in my English calss, and the teacher started rapping to it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:10 pm
That's the religion that has something to do with chickens... right?
I used to know something about that, now I don't. xD
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:21 pm
 Meo only remembered this after a bit of thought. xD But anywaaays. >__<
Back in middle School, I think it was seventh grade, We had one of the newer teachers... or rather, a teacher subbing for another for a year (pragnancy leave was the reason I believe). At least, I THINK that was the year I'm thinking about. Anyways, what happened was some kid up in the front row fell asleep. The teacher didn't notice, and I believe the kid woke up, and was all "wha?" and the teacher finally noticed.. and yeah... It's hard to capture the funny in words. xD
Lesse... *thinks* My History class was Punked this year, where some girls came in and were all "There's new rules." The rules were like, purses can't be bigger then 6x6x6, no Ugs boots allowed, only 4 minutes travel time for classes, 50 minutes in classes, the day ends at 2:30 instead of 2:00, andand We had to share lockers next year because of the amount of freshies coming in. It was all because we were learning about the revolution and our teacher wanted to give us an example, and see how we'd react. The worst part, the reasons were, like, ligit. So it was kinda hard not to believe it at some points. gonk That was NOT funny. It only is funny now because... because... it's funny now. xD
Ohoh! And another one, In english this year, we were doing Judge and Jury, where one student would try and prove guilty or innocence to Witchcraft, as we were learning about the puritans, and reading the Crucible and the Scarlet Letter. So I got called up (I was freaking out though D: ), and put on the robe and all He said "There are Angels in the courtroom..." Then he said my name and called me to the stand. I was, like, half smirking, and I don't remember who, but someone said something like "you've got something up your sleeve?" The he [the teacher] said "For some reason, they are accusing you of whitchcraft, How do you pleed?" To which I said "Guilty." a split second later he nearly shouted "WHAT?!" I laughed, because that wasn't exsaaactly what I had expected, but then again, I wasn't expecting to be called an "angel" either. whee But The I continued to use the Harry Potter Dork in me to defend myself as being a GOOD witch... and blah blah blah. Yeah. That was so much fun to do, even though I HATE doing oral reports and stuff. I was shaaakiiiing. And when I said "Lord Voldemort" (As reference to HP) one of the kids said "Noooo don't say his name" xD Yeeey HP. heart
Meri- Kurisumasu! heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:22 pm
Oh, and that one time I got into a fist fight with mr. Brunn. Old b*****d..
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:30 pm
korikun the cat Oh, and that one time I got into a fist fight with mr. Brunn. Old b*****d.. OMG you had a fist fight with a teacher/someone of high authority? (not everyone get's the title Mr., Mrs., Ms. at schools but teachers and etc) I <333 YOU =O
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:31 pm
Panda Pocky korikun the cat Oh, and that one time I got into a fist fight with mr. Brunn. Old b*****d.. OMG you had a fist fight with a teacher/someone of high authority? (not everyone get's the title Mr., Mrs., Ms. at schools but teachers and etc) I <333 YOU =O Well, that was two years ago.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:34 pm
korikun the cat Panda Pocky korikun the cat Oh, and that one time I got into a fist fight with mr. Brunn. Old b*****d.. OMG you had a fist fight with a teacher/someone of high authority? (not everyone get's the title Mr., Mrs., Ms. at schools but teachers and etc) I <333 YOU =O Well, that was two years ago. That's still pretty awesome xD I SO wish I could b***h slap some of my teachers... I have a teacher named 'Madame Rath' who, well, really lives up to her name. "OMG I DUN CARE IF U WERE PUKING ON TEST DAY U STIL SHULDVE CAME!!!! -kills- BAD BAD BAD BAD!!! U NEED 2 B MOR REPSONIBEL!!! PH34R TEH WRATH OF RATH!!!!" EDIT: "OMG WELL I DON'T CARE!!! -bitchslapethes-"
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:36 pm
Panda Pocky korikun the cat Panda Pocky korikun the cat Oh, and that one time I got into a fist fight with mr. Brunn. Old b*****d.. OMG you had a fist fight with a teacher/someone of high authority? (not everyone get's the title Mr., Mrs., Ms. at schools but teachers and etc) I <333 YOU =O Well, that was two years ago. That's still pretty awesome xD I SO wish I could b***h slap some of my teachers... I have a teacher named 'Madame Rath' who, well, really lives up to her name. "OMG I DUN CARE IF U WERE PUKING ON TEST DAY U STIL SHULDVE CAME!!!! -kills- BAD BAD BAD BAD!!! U NEED 2 B MOR REPSONIBEL!!! PH34R TEH WRATH OF RATH!!!!" EDIT: "OMG WELL I DON'T CARE!!! -bitchslapethes-" Tell her to ******** off. Problem solved.
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