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 Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:51 pm
Plan to take over the world? Remember how in the movies the bad guys always told their schemes to the good guy because they wanted to brag and nobody else would listen?
Well then, avoid being thwarted and simply post you world domination schemes here!!! twisted
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:52 pm
How to Take Over The World With a Bunch of Cheese, A Box and a Virus:
The first thing you need to do is get your hands on a virus that is lethel to humans and spreads like a blonde hooker's legs on Saturday night.
Next find tons and tons of cheese. It has to be enough to feed billions of mice and rats around the world.
Finally, find a box. It doesn't have to be anything pretty but a nice Sony box would be my personal preferance.
Now, all you have to do is insert the epidemic into all of the cheese. I'm sure it won't take you long to do by yourself. Be careful not to die in the process. Feed the cheese to all the rats and mice you can find throughout the world. The rats and mice will now be infected, good job. The rats and mice will be killed and eaten by house cats and the like. The cats will then be infected, you're doing fine. Humans will come into close contact with the animals and quickly become infected and die. Most of the human race will die off immediately, keep up the good work.
Meanwhile you live out in the wilderness in your box, where it's safe.
When everyone else is dead simply annex the planet. Congratulations, you now own the world.
Disclaimer: May not work effectively if your rivals attempt the same process. Don't take infectious diseases without consulting your doctor as they may have serious side effects including but not limited to death. When I'm dead make sure to have at least one statue of me or I'll destroy you from beyond the grave
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:58 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:02 pm
You've got to be good at something and I thought I'd share my gift with the shrine. xd
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:08 pm
Or you could just pull off some espionage s**t and sneak in a major military base and hi-jack a Top-Secret nuclear transporting device that not only can transport nukes, but can also fire them a far distance UNDETECTED... how so? simple, something called a Rail-gun wink
Get a hold of that and make sure you get a heafty amount of nukes and call up the president and make bomb threats... then nuke the white house and take over America... then shortly after, you will have America's Military in the palm of you hands, then you can randomly set off nukes to other countries untill they surrender and the worlds power will be yours!
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:43 pm
Xero1200 Or you could just pull off some espionage s**t and sneak in a major military base and hi-jack a Top-Secret nuclear transporting device that not only can transport nukes, but can also fire them a far distance UNDETECTED... how so? simple, something called a Rail-gun wink Get a hold of that and make sure you get a heafty amount of nukes and call up the president and make bomb threats... then nuke the white house and take over America... then shortly after, you will have America's Military in the palm of you hands, then you can randomly set off nukes to other countries untill they surrender and the worlds power will be yours! Canada would be the best base of operations for this! ninja nobody ever suspects the Canadians. I mean, we've burned down the Whitehouse (and surrounding area) before so what's stopping us from taking it over? They'll probably re-elect Bush and he'll cover it all up. xd
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:18 pm
Theallpowerfull Plan to take over the world? Remember how in the movies the bad guys always told their schemes to the good guy because they wanted to brag and nobody else would listen? Well then, avoid being thwarted and simply post you world domination schemes here!!! twisted
On a related note. I had a dream once about cheese and a virus that wasn't so much for taking over the world as unleashing chaos and probably destroying it. blaugh
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:34 pm
Pharaohess On a related note. I had a dream once about cheese and a virus that wasn't so much for taking over the world as unleashing chaos and probably destroying it. blaugh well, that's a probable side effect... damn, she figured out the true intentions of my thread ninja
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:26 am
Theallpowerfull Xero1200 Or you could just pull off some espionage s**t and sneak in a major military base and hi-jack a Top-Secret nuclear transporting device that not only can transport nukes, but can also fire them a far distance UNDETECTED... how so? simple, something called a Rail-gun wink Get a hold of that and make sure you get a heafty amount of nukes and call up the president and make bomb threats... then nuke the white house and take over America... then shortly after, you will have America's Military in the palm of you hands, then you can randomly set off nukes to other countries untill they surrender and the worlds power will be yours! Canada would be the best base of operations for this! ninja nobody ever suspects the Canadians. I mean, we've burned down the Whitehouse (and surrounding area) before so what's stopping us from taking it over? They'll probably re-elect Bush and he'll cover it all up. xd *glomps Powerful* Canadian's unite!!! whee
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:10 pm
ninja here is my plan to ruin the school for many,many people.
first,you find the sickest(headcold/flu sick) person you can find, get them to suck on a peach pit for like an hour
next, get them to suck on a slice of peach till its all mushy. while they do that, find some juice that encourages the growth of bacteria when left out for too long( high pulp orange juice,watered down, and apple juice work well)
next,mix the mushy peach, the pit, and the juice into an empty water bottle, screw the cap on tightly, and keep it in a slightly warm place where its exposed to sunlight, or in your school locker for two or three weeks to give the bacteria a change to grew.
transfer the misture to a squirt bottle, and go nuts in your school, spraying door handles, locks on lockers, and stairwell hand rails
twisted i've put alot of thought into this. highschools never wash their hands
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:24 pm
ClaudiaJade ninja here is my plan to ruin the school for many,many people. first,you find the sickest(headcold/flu sick) person you can find, get them to suck on a peach pit for like an hour next, get them to suck on a slice of peach till its all mushy. while they do that, find some juice that encourages the growth of bacteria when left out for too long( high pulp orange juice,watered down, and apple juice work well) next,mix the mushy peach, the pit, and the juice into an empty water bottle, screw the cap on tightly, and keep it in a slightly warm place where its exposed to sunlight, or in your school locker for two or three weeks to give the bacteria a change to grew. transfer the misture to a squirt bottle, and go nuts in your school, spraying door handles, locks on lockers, and stairwell hand rails twisted i've put alot of thought into this. highschools never wash their hands
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:45 am
I'd like to see more ideas for this thread so... BUMP! heart xp
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:20 pm
Feminine charm. That's all I need. It works on everyone regardless of age, gender or sexual orientation.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:48 pm
Hmm
You know... i'm convinced that if everyone in the shrine were to combine their powers, we could rule the world within the year 3nodding
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