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Walking through the halls of the International Academy of Design and Technology, the Digital Video Production major was going to be late to his College Algebra Class.

Luckily for him, however, they are studying quadratic functions and formulas as well as y-intercepts, which is one of the things Q did not need help with. In no time at all, he splits two hours early from the four hour long class.

Trenchcoat weighing ten pounds on his shoulders and his key ring tinging with every step he takes, he seems more suspicious and threatening than he truly is. He walks down the corridor to a free computer lab, where he sits down, slapping his penn drive into the Mac G5 and beginning to work on his research paper while crunching away on a Twix he had bought earlier from the Book Store.

In no time at all, however, the student gets distracted and decides to download the mac version of Skype 2.5 to his usb key. After downloading, he moves the program to his "512 GREEN" Drive. Noticing it is taking forever, he decides to go to the bathroom - something he'd been putting off for quite some time(research papers are just not worth leaving to go to the bathroom).

Yet again he finds himself walking the halls, but too soon he is inside a bathroom stall. A bathroom stall with extra toilet paper.

After dealing with his business, Q tries to shove the two extra, non-locked toilet paper rolls into his Jnco jeans. Failing the first time, he is finally able to stick one roll in each enormous pocket.

He gets up, only to notice his pants bulge in an unfamiliar way anyone would have to look twice at. Quietly, the nineteen year old curses at himself for leaving his trench coat in the computer lab.

"No matter," he figures, "If I walk confidently, no one will notice."

So Q walks briskly from the bathroom back to the lab, trying to avoid any unwarranted glances to his hugely disproportionate legs.
When he gets back to the lab, he notices that his friend(whom he's bumming a ride home from) is beginning to pack up. While Q quickly grabs his trenchcoat to cover up his pants mess, he asks what's going on.

"They're closing down this floor," the friend says. "We're going to three."

While the ride turns his head, Q quickly moves to action, slipping the two rolls from his pockets to his bag. One of the rolls, as it is nearly full, gives him some trouble, so there was some extra paper unraveled. However, this was resolved swiftly by shoving it into the bag as fast as possible.

Covering it up, he begins to follow The Mask of Norro(not a Gaian) to the third floor, the friend unsuspecting of what had just happened.

Hours later, Q is driven home and he sets up the toilet paper he had been missing and too poor to buy for the last few days. With a sigh of relief, he took a rather long s**t to christen the new roll.

And then he couldn't stop laughing.

He had stooped so low as to steal toilet paper. From a school.

True story. Happened today.

Edit: lol didn't proof read. Fixed some errors.

I just thought it was funny and worth sharing, that's all. xD

Thanks. x3

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IT'S A Q-T... AS IN CUTIE xd :ROFL:

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///+ Buzz Bro... +///

does that men you like me now???

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QUITE POSSIBLY.

Actually, I think I know you.

Did you used to have fuzzy antannae, and play in a yaoi RP in Barton Town about some.. Uh.. Highschool, I think?

It was called M O N S T E R.

edit: No, that was Disco_the_kid. Why do you remind me of him? Weird. o_0

///+ Buzz Bro... +///

Q can mack on me all he (you're a guy right?? I'm not really sure sweatdrop ) wants... I like to be macked on

being macked on is one of the joys of being a man wink heart

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