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Okay, I have a million stories from band that are funny, stupid and gross. Here are some of my favorites:
1. The one trombone, Josh, ATE VALVE OIL one day. xp
2. One day, I laughed into my trombone during the song! rofl It made the funniest noise I've ever heard.

Anyway, if you have any funny stories you would like to tell, I'd love to hear them!

Several times, a certain band member stuffed Icyhot into his underpants (the front side). We could never figure out why he did it more than once. He would always run screaming in pain just to take it off and put another one on.

once, this guy puked in band class. it was really gross, like it was coloured macaroni orange, (he ate the cafeteria food). it got all over the person sitting next to me's binder. the band director cleaned it up, by drowning it lysol. lol


during the summer, for marching practice, we were in the band room to work on music and stuff. our director was telling us something and, as always asked if we had any questions. it must have looked like this trumpet player was raing his hand, because the director called on him.
'whats your question?', the director asked. 'nothing, I'M JUST SCRATCHING MYSELF', was the reply we had a kick out of that one.

well, the day we had band we also had one of those sex-ed things, where they hand out condoms. Just to see, we were cleaning our instruments that day anyways,we used one to grease a trombone slide. It actually worked quite well, but it got a little sticky. well, then we had to dispose of the grossly overstreched condom, and that is when our BD came in. She took one look at us eek turned, around, left, then closed the doors, saying "You have 10 seconds to make that disappear." but just the look on her face at my flute friend hold it is just sooo funny.

Ok, so one of my fellow clarinet players was playing around with his clarinet, like whacking people over the head with it, at a football game, and the bell completely cracked off, like with the bottom connecting cork in it, and we had to fix it with duct tape, because for some reason or another, the saxophone section leader had some just in case?? eek

Another time, we were having sectionals inside, and the cheerleaders just happened to be in the cafeteria at the same time, and they were being their normal, bitchy selves, and laughing at us and dancing stupidly at us while we're trying to practice, and one of the senior clarinets was making fun of them and said, "hahaha, oh, I'm so cute, I'm gonna run into a wall!" and sure enough, that second BOOM we saw one of the cheerleaders slam into the window! It was the FUNNIEST thing in the WORLD!!! rofl

ok so birds seem to like our first chair clarinet on several occasions she has gotten pooped on. At one preformace she got hit four times and yes she moved to a different spot each time. Now whoever is fist chair cl. won't come out from under a roof if there is a bird near