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 Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:52 pm
Ok...so we're all Narutards right, why would we be in this guild if we wern't? But there isn't just one type of narutardism...no no...there are many different ways to be compleatly Narutarded. Here's a few I have found:
Naru-generalized anziety disorder: constantly worrying that the fillers will never end ever (current finding show that there may be a cure for this, known as 'Shippuden therapy')
Naru panic disorder: you freak out whenever something really bad and/or wierd happens and you uaually have to stop reading/watching and figure out what the hell you just saw (an example being when Naruto used thousand years of pain on Gaara)
Naru-obsessive compulsive disorder: constantly checking to see if anyone replied to your naruto ralated post in a forum (god am I guilty of this one)
Naru-posttraumatic stress disorder: not being able to get tragic events out of your mind and they just won't go away and plague your sleep and waking hours for...a long long time (examples being Gaara's past and Sasuke leaving for good)
Naru-hypocondriasys/phobic disorder: constant fear of character injury/death (there has been a recent increase in Naru hypocondriasys, most likley due to Asuma's death)
Naru-bipolarism: felling really depressed when something bad happens (What!? Lee might never be a shinobi again eek Oh GOD I have no reason to live) and overly joyous to the point where it's sickening when something good happens (omg Gaara's is BACK FROM THE FRICKIN DEAD AND Lee gets to be a shinobi again blaugh )
Naru dissociative identity disorder: taking on personality traits of the characters (ask youself if you have been consuming abnormal ammounts of ramen or doing 500 pushups if you can't do something)
Naru-dissociative fugue: suddenly not watching/reading Naruto at all then comming back to it for no reason (OMG Ouran High School Host club is teh awesomeness...wait...NARUTO? Oh yeah biggrin )
Naru-schitzophrenia: you start thinking you see Naruto characters in real life outside of cosplay events (I once was half asleep and thought I saw Sasuke only it was just some emo dude with a bandana wraped around his head that kind of looked like a headband, and I once thought I saw Jiraiya out of the corner of my eye only it was some lady with huge white hair)
These symptoms seem pretty severe, which may leave you wondering if there is a cure for Narudardism. My research is leading me to believe that bad filler episodes, crappy english dubbing, awful repetitive Naruto video games also dubbed in english, and the use of the words "believe" and "it" in the same sentence, may indeed cure narutardism.
If symptoms of Narutardism persist for more then a month...well...congradulations you're a Narutard...be proud of it. For the rest of you, I suggest you seek counciling and/or leaving your mother's basement and going outside (yes a world does exist out there...it's not just a myth)
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:27 pm
Naru-generalized anziety disorder: I have that right now! I wanna see the Kakashi Gaiden!!!
Naru panic disorder: I have this to! I went all balistic over Asuma's death!!! [This shouldn't be a spoiler to you guys. D=]] Then I go all crazy whenever Hidan appears! But I luffs Hidan... =D
Naru-obsessive compulsive disorder: God I do this so much it's annoying. >_< Then I get all depressed when they don't respond.
Naru-posttraumatic stress disorder: GUILTY! I was almost crying when Neji almost died, crying when Choji almost died, crying when Lee lost, crying during EVERYTHING And then I just kept talking about it and thinking about it and everything!!!
Naru-hypocondriasys/phobic disorder: Yes yes yes. Ever since the sad death of one fellow ninja, I fear for the harm of Shika-kun and Lee-kun and Neji-kun... hell even Orochimaru! I luffs so much!
Naru-bipolarism: Guilty. I was so depressed when Lee lost then I got all bubbly hen he fough Kimimaro. I am soooo weird! xD
Naru dissociative identity disorder: Guilty. I sometimes act like Hinata by stuttering and pushing my index fingers together. Other times I'm all hyper like Naruto, or all blunt like Sasuke, or bi-polar like Sakura, or all Lazy like Shikamaru, saying things are to troublesome. I even start talking about destiny like Neji.
Naru-dissociative fugue: I did that. I stopped watching the anime on youtube for like... three months then just popped back in. xD
Naru-schitzophrenia: Hell yea. One time I swore I saw Lee, and it turned out to be a girl with bushy eyebrows and a bowl cut hair. Another time I could have sworn a saw Sasuke (who my friend calls JuanJuan. xD) but it wasn't. u_u
I am a Narutard and proud of it! But I do go out side and I'm not in my mom's basement! D=
xD
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:08 pm
Naru panic disorder: sorta.... only sorta... I think. neutral
Naru-obsessive compulsive disorder: 3nodding
Naru-posttraumatic stress disorder: no, not really. Somethings touch me, but not that much.
Naru-hypocondriasys/phobic disorder: crying When Naruto gets hurt..... and If Hinata gets hurt........
Naru-bipolarism: ^_^ So me.
Naru dissociative identity disorder: I already ate ramen a lot when I was younger. xd (and my bro actually does do some pushups when he can't do something, or at least starts thinking of Lee. ^_^)
Ooh, and I'm so much like Shikamaru. xd Sometimes I think, "how troublesome... -_-" But.....(don't hurt me) I mostly think "What a drag.... -_-"
Naru-dissociative fugue: ..... I don't get this symptom. It sounds like it's against Naruto. neutral
Naru-schitzophrenia: Not really.... but my friend Jo says the girl in my class has Sasuke's hair. ^_^
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:20 pm
I have:
Naru panic disorder: when Sasori showed his real body i stopped reading for a bit to think that if he wasn't in Atasuki he'd be on my "liked Naruto guys" list
Naru-posttraumatic stress disorder: after Naruto and Gaara battled in the forest, i would keep dreaming about it 0_o
Naru-hypocondriasys/phobic disorder: i'm worried about pretty much all of the charaters dieing at any given time now
Naru-bipolarism: when Gaara was "dead" i almost cried, but then i had to stop reading (because my mom said so) but i became kinda depressed the next day (until he was revived (sp?) biggrin )
Naru dissociative identity disorder: i quote charaters now, and i act like Shikamaru at school all the time
Naru-schitzophrenia: i thought i saw Naruto (from behind) on my bus but it was some kid with blonde hair, an orange-ish jacket and a blue headband 0_o (seriosly (sp?) though, he looked JUST like Naruto)
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:05 pm
Naru-dissociative fugue
Only one I've got right now...I'm kinda disconnected with the latest Naruto info.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:33 pm
Naru-generalized anziety disorder: I have been recently cured of this since I found out that they will end! Next year in February. gonk *rocks self* Just a couple more months...
Naru panic disorder: Sasuke leaving! crying And the battle between Sasuke and Naruto! And Ep. 101.... I had to stop to make sure this was an episode since it was a random filler. LawL. xd
Naru-posttraumatic stress disorder: SASUKE!!!!! gonk
Naru-bipolarism: Bad again is Sasuke leaving.
And good is angst..... wait..... No, yeah. That's good. I like when Naruto's being all sad.... like when Sasuke was hugged by Sakura in the hospital. I get all happy when Naruto's sad. That's the only reason why I like the SasuxSaku pairing.... to see Naruto angsty... How sadistic of myself.
Hm, is that being bipolar?
Naru dissociative identity disorder: I sit in class with my hands clasped near my mouth and stare at people like Sasuke. I say dobe a lot and "Naruto!" in a loathsome way (because I feel like it) and..... I like tomatoes! xD
People also think I'm emo. Oh, so all of a sudden typing dark poems make you emo. (I actually got an honorable recognition in the school announcement for my poem! sweatdrop ) I don't cut myself dammit! >o<
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:16 am
Naru-generalized anziety disorder: Die fillers. Die.
Naru panic disorder: I don't wanna think about. crying
Naru-obsessive compulsive disorder: Could I DO this anymore? I just did it like... three minutes ago.
Naru-posttraumatic stress disorder:Gaara's death!
Naru-hypocondriasys/phobic disorder: Shika, Anko, Kiba, Jiraiya... God. I could continue.
Naru-bipolarism: I do this with my friend all the time. We cried over Lee and we rejoiced over the Gaara deal.
Naru dissociative identity disorder: I am no referred to as Anko in RL.
Naru-dissociative fugue: Ouran to Naruto to Ouran and back to Naruto several times.
Naru-schitzophrenia: . . . No I don't! +is in denial+
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:32 am
Obsessive compulsive. xd
-checks her guilds at least 10 times a day-
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:14 am
Hmm. Lets see. Doctor, I think I have:
Naru-bipolarism - I cried when Sasuke kinda died, I cried for Gaara, I cried for Rock Lee. I have problems. >_<
Naru-dissociative fugue - I abandoned the poor Naru-kun, but he called and I came running right back ^^
Naru panic disorder - Why? o_O Why?
Is there anything you can do to help me, doc? gonk I'm begging you.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:40 pm
Naru-hypocondriasys/phobic disorder: Yes, when the group that went after Sasuke almost die, I was horrified that I will never see another Choji's awesomeness.
Naru-bipolarism: When Gaara died, I kept pleading Naruto or some miracle to revive him. And I cried (Not really) when Gaara was alive and the old lady died...
Naru dissociative identity disorder: I'm more like Shikamaru, Itachi, Sasuke, and Gaara. Believe me, I'm more Gaara-like. Not my fault that I have a sleeping disorder.
Naru-dissociative fugue: I do that often. I watch Bleach then Naruto. Video game, then Naruto.
Naru-schitzophrenia: Someone once came up to me and said that I looked like Itachi. But that is not the whole point here... let see... that person I met a few days ago looked like Iruka...
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:49 pm
Is there a disease for making and loving Naruto crack pairings? =3
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:40 pm
I have 2
Naru-bipolarism: If sasuke ever died this would happen
Naru dissociative identity disorder: I always act like lee, when I am completely worn out from running, then the pe teacher says, now do 100 jump ropes, I pretend Im lee
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:23 pm
underworld-girl Is there a disease for making and loving Naruto crack pairings? =3 No, that just makes you a freak... ...I kid... I kid... I heart crack pairings too.
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:49 pm
I have the obsessive-compulsive and the schizophrenia. XD! I have a friend who's hair looks like Sasuke's, if shaped right, and once I woke up in the middle of the night, when she had slept over, and she's sitting up and I think "...Is...Sasuke in my bed with me?" XDDD! Then I shouted "OH MY GOD!" XD! But, slowly I realized it was just her, and all my fangirl dreams that had come true shattered. ;_; XD!
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:32 pm
1024yyim I have the obsessive-compulsive and the schizophrenia. XD! I have a friend who's hair looks like Sasuke's, if shaped right, and once I woke up in the middle of the night, when she had slept over, and she's sitting up and I think "...Is...Sasuke in my bed with me?" XDDD! Then I shouted "OH MY GOD!" XD! But, slowly I realized it was just her, and all my fangirl dreams that had come true shattered. ;_; XD!
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