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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:28 pm
See, in Drama, we have to interview a famous person/cartoon character/random person we make up... or be that person and be interviewed. OBVIOUSLY, I'M BEING INTERVIEWED AS ROSETTE. Shocking, right? xD
Interviewer: Alright, welcome. Today we have an interesting guest on the show; her name is Sister Rosette Christopher and she works for a catholic exorcist group called the Magdalan Order.
Rosette: (walk in) Hey... there... (Slight wave and sit down) Thanks for having me... Even though an interview for me seems a bit... weird...
Interviewer: Nah, don't worry about it. So, what is it exactly that you do?
Rosette: I shoot stuff.
Interviewer: ...You shoot stuff? And you're a nun?
Rosette: No, I mean like, devils and such. (Nervous laugh and incoherent mumble)
Interviewer: ...Right... that's a bit... uhh... MOVING ON!
Rosette: Alright...
Interviewer: Sister Rosette, I've heard quite a bit about your driving-
Rosette: What do you mean by that?! I'M NOT BAD!
Interviewer: Sister, I didn't say tha-
Rosette: I swear! It's not my fault! Sister Kate always gives me the crappy cars! They break instantly if you drive off of the Brooklyn bridge or... CRASH INTO A WAREHOUSE. She has something against me. Always with the 'Rosette, stop destroying the cars!' or, 'don't blow up anymore buildings!' OR... 'STOP RECORDING PEOPLE IN THE CONFESSIONAL!'! I mean, man! AND CHRNO TOO. He's always whining about how fast I go! I have to get to the place where I have to be! Azmaria is always crying, too! IM THE ONE IN CHARGE! Chrno is my assistant and Azmaria is my... FANGIRL! It's NOT my fault!
Interviewer: (blink twice) ...WOW. Let's get back to the questions.
Rosette: (Embarassed look) ...Sorry...
Interviewer: I'm curious now. Who is this 'Chrno'? (Grin)
Rosette: My partner.
Interviewer: But Sister Rosette, I didn't know nuns could-
Rosette: (Cut her off) N-NO! NOT LIKE THAT. He's my best friend and we preform the exorcisms together! As in he's my WORK PARTNER. Work. Partner.
Interviewer: I see. And Azmaria?
Rosette: She's this little apostle girl that hangs around us. The three of us work together. She joined the Order because she wanted to be just like me! (Proud expression)
Interviewer: [whisper] Poor Girl...
Rosette: WHAT WAS THAT?
Interviewer: Nothing!
Rosette: Uh huh. Go on, continue with your questions.
Interviewer: Hmmm. How do you feel about Chrno then, Sister Rosette?
Rosette: (Flush) WHAT? Who told you to say that?! Sister Anna, Claire or Mary, are you here?!
Interviewer: (Shifty eyes and nervous look) Uhh. No. They aren't. Well, what's the answer?
Rosette: I... don't really know. I guess I lo- WAIIIT A SECOND. I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE. ANNA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Interviewer (Anna): Uhh! It's not me! I mean Anna! Uhhh... Oh no... MARY AND CLAIRE PUT ME UP TO IT!
Rosette: So it really IS you?! That means I almost told you I loved Chrno? Oh crap!
Interviewer (Anna): Oh! I knew it! Ha!
Rosette: DAMN DAMN DAMN!
Interviewer (Anna): Did I mention this is being shown at the order as we speak? (Smug grin)
Rosette: Anna, you witch. (Sulk off)
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:22 pm
::claps enthusiatically::
I loved it!!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:40 pm
I bet you did. XD I get to rant about my driving! Really fast!
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:54 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:58 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:44 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:02 pm
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