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Oh man thats bad. Seriously funny though.

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I ahve one. It might not be that funny because I haven't told it like five years.

So this blonde girl walks in to an electronic store and and sees a tv she likes. She tells the man at the counter "Sir i would like to buy that tv". He looks at her and says "Sorry hun, I don't sell to blondes."

So she leaves the store and buys some black hair dye. She dyes her hair black and the next day she goes back to the electronics store. She says to the man "Sir I would like to buy that tv."
He looks at her and says " I'm sorry hun I don't sell to blondes."

(she dyes her hair several different colors and that same thing happens each time. he doesn't sell to blondes)

So the next day she decides to dye her hair a really bright purple. She goes to the electronics store and says to the man "Sir I would like to buy that tv."
Now he says "Look lady you've been here everyday this week. And I have told you each time. I don't sell to blondes."
So finally she says "how do you know that I am blonde?"
He says " One, Nobody that I have met has ever died thier hair that bright shade of purple. And second, you never died your eyebrows the same color you died your hair. They are still blonde."
So she's all like "ohhhhhhhhhhh."



I know it sucks. I suck at telling jokes.

Yeah, I heard that one, it was very funny.

i can imagine Bush doing that hahahahaha

Hehe, I get a kick out of blonde jokes. XD I have so many blonde friends...I'm literally the 'black haired' sheep of the bunch. XD I have 2 REALLY funny ones.

1. A blonde looks at her bowl of cereal and says, "Hey! I just decoded a message in this AlphaBits cereal. It says, "OOOOOOOO."
Her mother replied, "Honey, those are cheerios."

2. Q: How do you fake a blonde cop to think that you have an actual ID?
A: Use a pocket mirror. She'll think the reflection is you.

xD!!!

Here is one.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are all stranded on an island 1 mile away from shore. The brunette looks at the shore and decides she is going to try to get there. She swims about 1/3 of the way there before the waves and the heat get to her and she drowns. The redhead was watching her and waited until the waters were calm and the heat was less. Then she jumps in and swims about 1/2 of the way before drowning from tiredness. The blonde looks around and thinks, I wanna swim too! So, she jumps in. She gets 3/4s of the way there before she gets tired and swims back to the island.

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