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 Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:12 pm
So, what's you guys' opinion on smoking? Are you a smoker, or a non-smoker?
And do you have any tips on quitting besides replacing it with jelly beans or some other food? I don't want to get as big as a house.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:14 pm
I was forced to quit.
Smoked a cig faster than anyone ever should, made me sick, and now I have a mental block against em.
It's some Clockwork Orange s**t.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:19 pm
The Almighty Bobo I was forced to quit. Smoked a cig faster than anyone ever should, made me sick, and now I have a mental block against em. It's some Clockwork Orange s**t. Try taking a drag while exhaling the previous one out your nose at the same time in a continuous loop of smoking that lasted me through 3 cigs, in which the only time it left my mouth was when it was done and I had to light a new one (Which I ******** so I didn't have to use a lighter).
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:50 pm
I really don't like the smell of cig smoke, and my lungs are sensitive anyway.
If you chew gum you'll have the keeping your mouth occupied part of smoking under control. Or so I've heard. Hopefully you like chewing gum.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:01 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:26 pm
I don't mind if people smoke, I just don't want them sticking their tongue down my throat - as a general rule.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:05 pm
I like getting my d**k sucked by smokers, but otherwise it's not something I'm fond of (but won't judge on, unless it's like, chainsmoking).
Thats why professional women suck (especially food industry women).
Edit: -- STORY TIME!
One of the baggers at work, named TJ, is 16.
He got arrested last night for possession of tobacco products and breaking curfew.
So.
He and his brother (14) went out last night and stuffed his pockets full of fireworks.
And black and milds.
While they're walking around they see some cops down the road, and, instead of looking suspicious, they keep walking towards them and plan to veer off along the way, natural-like I suppose. With the lit black and mild.
Right when they were getting ready to veer, a car pulled up behind him and a cop emerged. So he stuffs the black and mild in his pocket.
Whats in his pocket, do we remember?
So his pocket catches on fire, but he tries to play it cool. He says the cop was getting ready to leave them with a warning when his leg exploded.
So his pants caught on real fire.
And his brothers pants exploded.
And the cop puts them out.
And drags them down to the hospital.
Where they get treated and then arrested.
"Lol"
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:33 pm
Smokers give better head?
That's a new one.
It makes sense, I guess.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:40 pm
I smoke.
Woo ******** hoo.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:50 pm
You're so hXc you eat melanomas and s**t cancer-bullets.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:02 pm
Yngwie You're so hXc you eat melanomas and s**t cancer-bullets. I know that was probably meant to be insulting but I found it really amusing.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:49 pm
I quit because Smoking at school sucked.
There was this hella annoying guy who was the only other smoker. ANd he had the biggest crush on me. He would always come with when I smoked and bugged me. I would start talking to some cute guy about a foreign film or the sexual relevance of the Rocky Horror picture show, or things that involve Irony. and then captain a** hat would be a c**k blocker and bust in with how he loved the Fast and the Furious Tokyo drift. And yeah ******** d**k head. And blather on. and on. And ******** on.
Just to aviod him.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:03 pm
FANTASTIC A MILLION POINTS AND A PONY ARE AWARDED
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