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Elphie Dove Pucker

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:51 pm


You gotta love a man like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.

He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please keep your picture and send
the rest back."
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:35 pm


That is awesome, serves her right for being such a b***h 3nodding

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:34 am


******** RIGHT!!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:34 pm


My fiance's name is John.

So when I write him every day...he gets a 'Dear John' letter. Lol.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:48 pm


Dark_Star_Soul14
My fiance's name is John.

So when I write him every day...he gets a 'Dear John' letter. Lol.

hehe thats awesome. Is he deployed?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:20 am


One word, HOORAH!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:07 pm


Great revenge *lol*
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:40 pm


first of all, i dont kno wat kind of women would dump a marine, i mean they are like the perfect boyfriend! heart xd heart

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:48 pm


Damn. If it's true, it's brilliant. xd
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:29 pm


Sweet Hawaiian girl
first of all, i dont kno wat kind of women would dump a marine, i mean they are like the perfect boyfriend! heart xd heart



I must correct you there dear, they're not "like" the perfect boyfriend. They are, and even better as Fiances.

*Grins*

I read that joke a while back, any girl like that is a piece of s**t, and the Marine has one hell of a sense of creative style. <3

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:49 pm


Why would she tell him that she was sleeping around? And while he's away? That's really low. The look on her face when she got the reply must have been priceless!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:52 pm


i absoutly love this... its the perfict payback.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:44 pm


im sorry but thats hilarious i gotta remember that for the future twisted
PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:21 pm


perfect sweet revenge.
i like how even the women that read this think it is nice. I am not defending her but i have to say at least hse told him tha tshe sleeping around unlike what most ppl to do the enlisted men.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:08 pm


That is pretty hilarious, lol. rofl Although, unfortunately, it seems 90% of the time both partners cheat on each other when one is gone. It's pretty damn disturbing. Ah well, definitely a perfect response to such a skanky letter, hee hee hee! Wish I had thought of it when I was in that position. xp
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