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Samurai_7_Kikuchiho

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:23 am


come on ppl! What would you never say to who...what senarios would never happn and what oneperson wuld not say!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:36 pm


Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi (or team 7) would never die!! (or at least i hope not!!)

kero-chan17


x_Emerald Hearts_x

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:04 pm


Naruto will never quit. heart 3nodding

Hinata will never act like a bizotch. ( stare Please don't say she has.)

Naruto will never know what's under Kakashi's mask! eek

Shikamaru will never voluntarily work. blaugh
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:29 pm


choji will never go on a diet

Ton-Ron-The-Pansie


Nano Alphonse

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:04 pm


Lessee...somethins like this:

1. Hinita: *goes up to Naruto* Let's make babies! mrgreen

2. Kakashi...on time! eek

3. Shikamaru: Egads! I just now realized I was wrong all along! I don't hate women, I'm actually madly in love with Ino or Temari and didn't even know it! =O
((Oh yea. I'm gettin flamed for that. XD))

4. Jiraiya: Alright, now this next move is my most powerful, hardest, and pwnfulest technique that's ever known to exist. mad
Naruto: *bored sigh* Screw this, I'm going out for slushies.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:28 pm


all awsome ideas! rofl

Samurai_7_Kikuchiho


Chibi Naru-chan

PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:33 pm


Naruto- Holy CRAP, this stuff is nasty!! *chucks ramen out the window*

Shikamaru- I love my mom.

Chouji- Atkins Diet worked for me!!

Hinata- S-Sasuke-kun... *finger fidgets*

Rock Lee- *sings anything by The Beatles*

Shino- *picks up bug between fingers* SQUISH!!

Sasuke- *lying on couch confessing his life story* ... And then I came home and everyone was dead.
Orochimaru- *as Sasuke's psychologist* And how did that make you feel?
Sasuke- ...

Itachi- Akatsuki sucks. *takes off Akatsuki robe to reveal a blue dress, apron, and cookie ingredients* OOH SASUKE, DEAR! Come hither! It's COOKIE BAKING TIME!
Sasuke- *runs over* All riiiiight! I want me some cookies!!

Yeah. I'm out.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:18 pm


Tsunade-sama would never give up her sake.

i am sokoolyeah


--The Trusty Sidekick--
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:01 pm


Naruto- Would never give up his ramen.

Sasuke- Would never give up to Naruto.

Sakura- Would never loose to Ino.

Kakashi- Would never give up Icha Icha Paradise.

Sai- Would never give Ino and bad nickname.

Yamato- Will never be strict.

Asuma- crying Would never understand Ino.

Ino- Would never loose to Sakura.

Chouji- Would never become permanently Skinny.

Shikamaru- Would never volenteer to do work.

Hinata- Would never be loud.

Kiba- Would never buy a cat.

Shino- Would never insect repellant.

Orochimaru- Would never admitting to actually loving Sasuke for anything more then his body.

Kabuto- Would never back talk Orochimaru.

Tsunade- Would never let Naruto die if she could help it.

Jiraiya- Would never let a woman be lonely.

Kurenai- Would never let Hidan live.

Akamaru- Would never be a puppy again.

Ebisu- Would never be anything but a closet pervert.

Itachi- Would never openly tell Sasuke that he loves him.

Kisame- Would never eat sushi.

Sir leader- WOULD NEVER OPENLY SAY HIS NAME!!

Tobi- Would never come out and say IM OBITO!!

Rin- Would never random appear at Kakashi door step.

Icharaku- Would never make horrible ramen.

Ayame- Would never let anyone walk out on a check.

Gaara- Would never admit to actually having a thing for Lee. XD -In my dreams!-

Lee- Would never give up.

Neji- Would never be a caged bird again.

Tenten- Would never admit to loving neji.

Gai- Would never let Kakashi live it down if he beats him in full.

Temari- Would never admit to liking Shikamaru.

Kankuro- Would never tell Naruto that he's cool.

Baki-
Will never admit of killing Hayate -Probably smart-

And there are alot more, but I think Ill just leave it at that. Lolx.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:25 pm


Things I think the would never do or say

Naruto: "Sasuke is soooo much more powerful then me, I'm such a loser...I don't want to be Hokage anymore...

Sakura: "I hate Sasuke he's, like, such a b*****d. Now Naruto's definitely a hottie, Ino can HAVE Sasuke."

Sasuke: "Naruto is so tough I can't beat him, screw Killing Itachi I'm going to work at the ramen shop!"

Kakashi: "I hate porno books they're so nasty! Gai is really awesome!"

Ino: "Sakura is my idol, and I think chubby guy's are really hot, forget Sasuke I like Chouji!"

Shikamaru: "I need to get to work! *starts building houses for the" needy*

Chouji: "I need to go on a diet, I'm soooo fat! I HATE barbecue!"

Hinata: "Naruto's an idiot, Sasuke's got it going on I like him."

Shino: Ewwww bugs! So disgusting!

Kiba: I love cat's, dogs are soo unsanitary!

Tall-Trees-Falling


_xXBook Of MagesXx_

PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:20 pm


Kakashi:...Porno is so nasty, but, but, but Kurenai since Asuma is dead let's have buttsecks.
Naruto: Sasuke, I LOVE YOU!! I SHALL BE THE SEME YOU'RE THE UKE BOY ((My dreams.. crying ))
Sasuke: Okay, I'm such an ugly emo, Orochimaru the truth is, I went to you because I-I love my Naru-chan and want to be worthy of him. *cut, cut*
Sakura: I never noticed, but Gai you are HOOOTTT
Asuma: I hate you Kurenai, you are such a fatass.
Chouji: I weigh more then the person who typed this ((I'm heavier than Chouji and the same age... eek ))
Shikamaru: I LOVE YOU INO, LET'S WORK TOGETHER!!!
Ino: SHIKAMARU YOU ARE SMEXY!!!
Kurenai: Heelllooo Hidan *in a seducive voice*
Hinata: NARUTO SUUUCCCKKKKSSSSS
Shino:Anyone have bug spray?
Kiba:I prefer cats, but dogs will kill me if I said I love cats.
Gai: Kakashi, you are the winner, I give up there's no point in working hard.
Neji: Harem Jutsu!!! I am so hot as a girl annnddd booy...*giggle*
Tenten: Okay I'll take my hair down, for you Kiba-kun
Lee: I hate Sakura, I hate Gai, Baki you're the one for me!
Baki: BWAHAHAHA I KILLED HAYATE ((Me:b*****d))
Gaara: I LOVE YOU HINATA!!! I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS, KISS YOU, MAKE ME FEEL LOVE ((I wish...>.< *GaaHina fan*))
Temari: Naruto I once said thank you, but umm...you're hot you know that?
Kankurou:I'M A CAT MEOW!!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:38 pm


Chibi_Naru-chan
Naruto- Holy CRAP, this stuff is nasty!! *chucks ramen out the window*

Shikamaru- I love my mom.

Chouji- Atkins Diet worked for me!!

Hinata- S-Sasuke-kun... *finger fidgets*

Rock Lee- *sings anything by The Beatles*

Shino- *picks up bug between fingers* SQUISH!!

Sasuke- *lying on couch confessing his life story* ... And then I came home and everyone was dead.
Orochimaru- *as Sasuke's psychologist* And how did that make you feel?
Sasuke- ...

Itachi- Akatsuki sucks. *takes off Akatsuki robe to reveal a blue dress, apron, and cookie ingredients* OOH SASUKE, DEAR! Come hither! It's COOKIE BAKING TIME!
Sasuke- *runs over* All riiiiight! I want me some cookies!!

Yeah. I'm out.


OMG! I can't stop laughing! Those are all beyond awesome :XP:

[~xXMyXAznXPrideXx~]

Shikamaru: I LOVE YOU INO, LET'S WORK TOGETHER!!!
Ino: SHIKAMARU YOU ARE SMEXY!!!

I feel suddenly better knowing that I'm not the only one against that pairing, thank you. xd

Nano Alphonse


Chibi Naru-chan

PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:39 pm


Ino- Oh rapturous day! DONUTS! *pigs out*

Hidan- Whoa-ho, thanks for chopping off my head there, friend. That's a better cure than aspirin!

Sakura- IT'S YOUR BABY, SASUKE!!

Tenten- *throws kunai at target* *misses by 5 inches* Dammit!

Temari- *chops fan up for firewood*

Kankuro- ... *paints 'I <3 teddybears' on Gaara's gourd* Heheheh...

Al (aka the Akatsuki Leader)- I'm actually Yondaime! ... No, seriously!

Hinata- *drunk* I'll TELL ya when 've 'ad ENUFF!!!

Shikamaru- Screw this. *throws shougi board and grabs a PS3*

Yondaime- [assuming Yondy is Naruto's dad] ... Y'know, after thinking it over, do I REALLY want to seal Kyuubi into my own kid? ... Hey, you! Yeah, you! Uchiha! I need to borrow your kid a sec!

Orochimaru- *dances to Barbie Girl*

Kabuto- *dances with Orochi*

Kyuubi- I'm just misunderstood.

Shukaku- I miss my teapot.

Sakura- Lee, those eyebrows are HOTT.

Sasuke- Man, I need to close my shirt. I look like Fabio...

Shikamaru- *crying over Asuma*
Asuma- *wakes up suddenly* JUST KIDDING!!
Shikamaru- TToTT?!

Naruto- Y'know what, Sasuke? Screw you. Find yer own way back.

Sai- *holds up sloppy finger painting* I made art!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:45 am


Lee -"GROSS SPANDEX!"
Sakura- "I love you Leee!" (Please god I hope not.)
Kankuro- "Puppets suck"
Kiba- "I kick puppies!"
Akamaru- "Meow."
Kakashi- Taking off his mask.
Iruka- Naruto! you Skrewed up my life!"
Naruto-Goes on a ramen diet
Chouji- Gong on a diet.
Shika- "Temari, make babaies with me.."
Ino- "GROSS SASUKE"
Sasuke- "YIPPY! FANFIRLS!" -glomps fangirls.-

Heloo Penguin


Samurai_7_Kikuchiho

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:22 am


hehehe
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