Kyo: *Standing in the center of the stage, slack-posture, arm dangling, staring at his fingers*
Die: *walks onstage with L, as if he was mid-talking...* And it turns out those clever girls have stolen my kidney! Imagine my supr~ise... So you see, I really have no idea what's wrong, and since you're supposed to be a SUPERgenius and everything, I thought you could help.
L: *stands in front of Kyo, nibbling on his thumb* *sticks out his pinky, as if pointing* I think he-
Kyo: *starts playing with L's pinky*
L: ...Has a finger obsession. *puts down a laptop he was carrying, and nearby Shiyna sneaks onstage and goes on it, putting headphones on* Let's find out what he's thinking. *takes out a mic with a clothespin on teh end on teh wire, clipping the wire onto Kyo's ear*
Kyo's echoey mind: Hmm... What if... We made emo grass? Then it'd cut itself... Then we could the extra fuel from teh lawnmowers to take over China, and steal their fortune coo- ooh... Finger... *starts playing with L's fingers again*
Die: No! Bad! *bats Kyo away*
L: *removes clothespin from Kyo's ear* There's only one explanation... IT'S KIRA!! IT MUST BE KIRA'S DOING!! *runs around, then falls over, twitching* *dies*
Kyo: *runs over, nudging with foot, then starts playing with his fingers*
Shiyna: *starts giggling madly*
Die: *walks over to Shinya* What's wrong with you this time...?
Shinya: *giggling* N-Nothing!
Die: ...Shinya....
Kyo: *finally having snapped out of it, walks over*
Die: *glare*
Shinya: ...You two were fun as kids. Can you do that dance thing you two do? That dance thing where you... dance?
Die: No!
Shinya: *puppy eyes, does the quivering lip thing *
Die: *sighs, then,* Fine. Kyo, c'mon.... *They do the dance thingy*
Shinya: How kawaii! *does a little chibi-dance, mimicking them*
Die: …Great, now two of them have crazy obsessions. *sighs and walks off, Shinya following him.*
Kyo: *one more nudge to L*
L: IT WAS KIRA!! *Suddenly, sitting up*
Kyo: GAHH!! FANGIRLS!! *runs in surprise*
L: I will find you, Kira! *runs off*
